the party queen has arrived

Hey! I don't care how dorky Dipper is, nobody calls him a dork but me!

Oh, look who decided to crawl out from under her rock!

As far as I'm concerned, hun, you're both dorks. I guess that's why you're related, huh?

[Keep it together Mabel. You're better than she is. FAR cuter too, obviously.]

I'd rather be a dork than...than all stuck up and mean to everybody all the time! What's so wrong with being a dork anyway, huh Pacifica?

[Not that they're dorks or anything.]

Reality check, sweetie. This is the real world, not one of your brightly-coloured fantasies where everything is what your little heart desires.

No one is going to take you seriously if you're silly and dorky all the time. It's not appealing, it's not cute. It's absolutely pitiful. Maybe if you act mature for once, people will stop thinking you're a big joke all the time.

[Omg you didn't.]

You're the one who needs a reality check! Thanks to my amazing silliness me and my "dorky" brother uncovered the real founder of Gravity Falls! But I don't think I really need to bring that up again, do I?

[Oops well she just did.]

Besides, unlike you, I don't care what other people think of me. I'm not out to impress everybody. If they like me, they like me, and if they don't well...that's just their loss because they're missing out on a whole TON of super-sparkly Mabel fun!

[JUST GOING TO GLOWER NOW.]

...Ugh, whatever. Fraud or not, it means nothing as it doesn't leak to the townspeople.

[She REFUSES to go down like your boyfriend, Mabel.]

Fine, be that way. You can stick to your preschool mentality if you want to, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[She... can't really afford to insult Mabel as much anymore, especially considering that her family's credibility is in her hands. And oh does she hate you for it, Mabel.]

[If Mabel was a different kind of person she'd be reveling in her victory over Pacifica right now. Honestly though, she tires of the hostility. It'd be much easier to just be friends, but if Pacifica wanted a fight she had one.]

Pshhhh, you just don't know how to have fun is all. I bet if you had some real, nice fun one day- like a KID- you wouldn't be so mean to everyone all the time.

[At least...in theory.]

[Oh, Mabel. You should know that spoiled egotists don't know how to have fun. She huffs slightly, crossing her arms.]

Uh, excuse me? I have lots of fun at home, thank you.

[Actually, she's lying. She's jealous of you and how easy-going you are, but as if she's going to admit that.]

Oh really? Well what kind of fun do you have, then?

[It's almost hard to tell if Mabel's grilling her further or just genuinely curious. It might be a bit of both.]

[She honestly did not expect for Mabel to question her. She falters briefly but regains that snobby air of hers almost immediately.]

Not that it's any of your business, but I'll be gracious enough to tell you. I get massages twice a week, I go to spas, I shop at fancy stores, I get my nails done...

[...Not exactly "fun", but she has a reputation to uphold.]

[It's none of her business perhaps, but she's not surprised that Pacifica was ready and willing to go on about her usual routine. Not that...Mabel is finding herself particularly impressed.]

Sounds um...fun! I guess..

But wouldn't you rather have like...an adventure, or something? Maybe go out and solve a spooky mystery?

An adventure? Spooky mysteries?

[Pacifica sneers at Mabel, almost in disbelief that she would suggest such a thing.]

Isn't that, like, dangerous? Why would I want to risk my life?

Of course it is! But that's half the fun! It's not like you're guaranteed to die or something. You just gotta be extra careful.

[Pacifica stares at Mabel as if she's lost her mind. Risking your life was fun? To what extent did this girl's weirdness go to? She sighs, placing her hands on her hips.]

...Fine, I'll humour you just this once, Pines. But if I get even the least bit injured, I promise you I will sue you and your family of every dime you own!

[Don't mind her, she's just being tsun.]

[You might have an interesting fight on your hands if you tried suing Stan, Pacifica. He's probably been sued more times than he can count anyway, so he probably knows tricks to get himself out of it at this point.

But wait did she just....agree to try being adventurous? Pacifica Northwest?

Was this a trick or-]

..Wait, really? You will?

Yes, I did. But if you're going to make such a big deal about it, I can always change my mind.

Haha, oh no! Nope, no big deal here! I was just...surprised, that's all.

What are you surprised for? I said I was going to humour you. Do you really think I'll enjoy something like this?

[Yes, Pacifica, the answer is yes.]

I dunno, maybe! Even people like you can change, Pacifica.

...Whatever, weirdo.

S'cuse me, "Pig Girl"? I reckon you ain't referrin' ta'Mabel Pines.

Indeed I am. Who in their right mind would have a pet pig anyways?

Someone with better taste than your's.

Really? You think the weird girl, Mabel Pines, has better taste than me?

...I guess it's great that the townspeople hate you now. No one with that kind of opinion deserves to be in the limelight.

[Oh, he never liked you, Pacifica, and now you're just asking for it.]

Says the great-great granddaughter of the town found--oh wait, I mean WASTE SHOVELIN' village idiot!

[...Just going to ignore that. She does, however, scowl a bit from his comment.]

Tch, you act as though being the 'great-great granddaughter of the town founder' makes up my entire essence. My family's still rich on their own, you know. But you? Ha, don't make me laugh!

Your father makes his living through selling old, beaten-down cars. And you had to swindle the townspeople out of dollars by acting something you're not. "Child psychic"? Puh-lease. I'll believe that when pigs fly.

[While he's struggling not to choke a bitch, he smirks back at her.]

Money ain't everythin', and whether or not ya think I'm psychic I'm still readin' your mind right now. Guess what? There ain't much in it.

[She is so incredibly tired of you, Gideon. So incredibly tired of the "Defend Mabel Pines" squad.]

Empty-headed or not, at least I'm not the one behind bars.

[...totally an amazing comeback...]

[Funny that he's adamantly part of that squad, hatred for the rest of her family aside. ~~Pacifica you should know you're terrible when even the villain can't stand you.]~~

'Least bein' in prison means I don't gotta see your hideous face. Think it'd give even the other inmates nightmares.

[HE IS ON FIRE TODAY]

[TIRED OF YOU, GIDEON.]

Hmph. My face isn't hideous, but I guess you'd think so, seeing as you've been blinded by Pig Girl's.

Whadya got against pigs, anyhow? S'it 'cause they're prettier than you?

[Same to you, although he'll never get tired of this.]

[Scoffing. She's scoffing. How dare you imply that, Gideon.]

As if! How can anything that rolls around in dirt for a living be prettier than me?

By bein' cute and cuddly and all kinds'a adorable! But ya wouldn't know anythin' about that, would ya?

I bet they won't be so "cute and cuddly" when they track mud all over you, now will they?

the party queen has arrived

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IMMENSE GUILT... why did i do this...

BECAUSE YOU'RE GREAT THAT'S WHY

BUT...

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i laughed harder at that than i should've...

it's ok i did too

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