Muse is pissed but what else is new? // High Seas

[justicereigns]

All right mun, yes... let's talk.

[Ohhhhh Smoker is hella pissed. And it shows.]

I think you know full well why you've been neglecting my tags in favor of others, and it has nothing to do with waning interest or lack of "voice." You're simply being childish, and frankly, a bit of a coward. Really, I expected better from you.

[Wow, does anyone else get chewed out by their muse?]
[He takes out the cigars and points out a lecturing finger.]

You want to know the real problem? [I can't handle the truth?]

You already know it.

Instead of following your justice, you're scared of being disliked. Get the fuck over it!

I can hold my own just fine, but man the fuck up already. I'll be here when you're done growing up.

Do not chicken out on my app or threads again. Consider that an order.

Comments

[allendsmeat]

Yeah, she has to be serious about it. If she makes you a chicken I'll kick her ass.

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Please. As if.]

It's her cowardice, not mine, that concerns me Straw Hat. [Because not even Smoker's mun could mess up and make him cowardly, that is just ridiculous. Come on.]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[AND THEN here comes the tsun:]

And I hardly need you to defend me!

[Have a jitte aimed at the skull.]

[allendsmeat]

[he dodges it without seeming to think about it]

You're annoying. I was talking to her. Anyway, I'll defend you if I want.

[redcinemareel]

[Who does this guy think he is?]

I'm quite positive you did not aid in bringing her life, so why are you acting as such?

[justicereigns]

[Oh hey, it's Grell!]

[He stiffens a little, because it's not his Grell. So she gets an eyes narrowed, back straight, annoyed glare.]

Because it's the only way she'll survive in this world. [Gestures with his fingers.] Rise above it. [Points down.] Or sink below.

[redcinemareel]

[Yes, sucks for you, mister!]

You're far too controlling! She's a beautiful flower of the wild! Stifling her wants and needs will make her wilt! [Shrugs casually] You may be doing more harm than good!

[seakingbait]

Come on, Smoker-chin, be a little nicer! I mean, who would ever not like you?

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Keeeeimi ;; He misses you.]

[OKAY. No father feels! GR.]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[Okay, he just snorts and pats her head.] Not everyone is as smart as you, Princess. [But that's okay, he's not holding out for universal popularity. He's also not so worried about being liked, it's his mun who's the dumbass.]

[snowglobemagistrate]

Expecting better from the dame doesn't mean she'll actually do better.

[ mouthy. shut up, you sound like slick. ]

[justicereigns]

[Actually don't, Smoker finds this slick smooth and savvy.]

And what would you know about it?

/sobs forever

[purpleshadeancient]

Ah, justice! I wonder how long it's been since I've heard that word. Ten years? A thousand? Five hundred?

You see time in such a silly way.

XDDD

[justicereigns]

[Lineface.]

And who the fuck are you supposed to be? [And what the fuck are manners? HE HAS NONE.]

Nothing against Smoker, but the World Government kinda enrages Grey. (Also going to High Seas)

[greymelee]

Justice? Really? Anyone who works for a government that ultimately answers to slavers shouldn't even be talking about justice, let alone claim to know anything about it.

No worries, it enrages everyone :T 1/2

[justicereigns]

Your government must be different from mine as the government does not answer to slavers at all.

[1) Smoker doesn't know all the details about slavers 2) he does know some/many marines look the other way but 3) every government in the world allied with the world government has outlawed slavery, so that is why the world government itself never bothered. (ISN'T IT? Actually no, it's a tenryuubito thing but that is something Smoker doesn't know) 4) Does Smoker look like a guy who gets along with Joker? Seriously? 5) Who the fuck even knows what power he has on the tenryuubito & WG at this point because word.]

2/2

[justicereigns]

And justice is universal, not originated by the government.

[Ohhhh you did not just insult justice. Fuck the government, but leave his justice alone.]

[traffickheavygunslinger]

Someone's got their Marine panties in a twist.

[justicereigns]

I wear boxers.

[Okay okay. But no seriously. Canon.]

[mera_mera_ace]

Wow. You sure know how to talk to the ladies. No wonder you're so frustrated all the time. [Laughs at his little jab at Smoker]

[justicereigns]

[Kicks.]

No one asked you, brat!

[He's in a mood.]

[betterthanpanty]

Ahh! Such verbal mastery, what a take-charge attitude and total reverence to a sense of honor and code of conduct - I love it!! This can only be the product of intense military training, no doubt! I'm in awe at your speech, sir!!

[Calm down woman, you're fangirling...]

[justicereigns]

[Is your goal to make him blush? Because will toss all that military training out the window in embarrassment.]

[For now though, he assumes it's sarcastic. What do you mean there exist people whose only goal in life isn't to eternally troll him?]

Yeah, yeah, most marines are worse about it. [Scowls and waves a hand as he pauses to think that over.] Except at G-5. [His men have almost no discipline oops.]

[Also he's kind of not fazed by the red skin, horns, and uniform. So this is Impel Down / Hell's new look, huh?]

mun does not agree with perona, of course

[kumacy]

[ Horohorohoro! ] One less marine certainly won't be missed. Why don't you stay where you are?

Much appreciated XD (AND LIKEWISE /fangirls Perona omg)

[justicereigns]

Tch. For the same reason you don't arrest yourself. [Like come on, did he even need to answer that? You're making him waste valuable words! It's like he only has a certain allotment he's allowed to use per day!]