Finally caught up with the manga.

[lotuslover]

Tch. It's not like you plan on doing much with me. Unlike those other idiots, I have better things to do than babysit the likes of you.

You're wasting your time and more importantly, you're wasting mine. I didn't come back just to get stuck in such a noisy headspace.

I'm not interested in joining any shitty games either. How bothersome.

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[odetothefallen]

What you don't want to go on a journey with small creatures or, get locked in a tower?

[lotuslover]

I'm sure a princess like you would love either of those. Even if you probably can't sing to save your life. I'm sure there are plenty of tone deaf creatures that will come to your aid.

Even if you do have old people hair.

[odetothefallen]

With a mop like yours you're one to call someone else a princess! I can sing just fine, not that I'd do it for you.

And I don't want to go anywhere! I'm fine with being picked up and put away from time to time.

[lotuslover]

I wouldn't want you to sing for me anyways, idiot. I don't want to go deaf!

Ehh? Someone like you being okay with being put away when he idiotically jumps into the fray. Usually your shitty lies are a little better than that.

[odetothefallen]

Well what about you then? You're lying about not wanting to go anywhere, aren't you?!

You're just as eager to get let loose. Don't go projecting your wishes on me!

[lotuslover]

You're the one projecting their wishes! Like hell I want to go somewhere that isn't my choosing. A crappy tower I can't escape from. Some stupid world with strange creatures. Who would want to go to any of those places?!

Just because you're eager to get lost, doesn't mean everyone else is!

[odetothefallen]

I DON'T GET LOST ON PURPOSE!!!!!!

[lotuslover]

FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GET LOST ON PURPOSE, YOU SEEM TO ALWAYS BE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE FOUND.

ONLY IDIOTS GET LOST THAT MUCH.

[odetothefallen]

DON'T GO CALLING ME AN IDIOT WHEN YOU'RE TOO SLOW TO KEEP UP WITH ME. MAYBE IF YOU SHAVED THAT MOP OFF YOU'D BE A LITTLE FASTER!

[lotuslover]

I'M FASTER THAN YOU, IDIOT. THE ONLY REASON NO ONE KEEPS UP WITH YOU IS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS SMART ENOUGH ABOUT NOT WANTING TO DIE SO QUICKLY. JUMPING INTO THINGS WITHOUT THINKING. ONLY IDIOTS LIKE YOU DO THAT.

[emilia_galmar]

[A certain, starry-eyed woman answers. So handsome! But she can't quite ignore what's coming out of his mouth ]

You really shouldn't have such a bad attitude, Mr Kanda. There might be people in the games who'll need you.

[lotuslover]

It's their fault for getting stuck in those games in the first place. It's not my job to have to chase after them to make sure they don't die. They should be able to take care of themselves anyways.

I'm not going to wait on them if they're gonna slow me down. It would be a pain to have to wait for them when I have things to get done.

[emilia_galmar]

That's an awful attitude to take! It's no more their fault than it is yours if you get thrown into one.

[lotuslover]

They can take care of themselves anyways. If they can't, then they'll just die. That's like how it is when fighting Akuma.

If I get thrown somewhere, then I'm not going to expect someone to help me just because I got tossed around.

[readingtoponds]

YUU!

OH WOW, YOU GOT SO BIIIIG! [Flailing his arms wide to explain how big he perceives Kanda is.]

[lotuslover]

[Sorry, Kanda Yuu is not home at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.]

A-Alma? [The amount of nopes going on is astronomical.]

[readingtoponds]

Wow, you really are big now.

[YOU ARE TOO LATE TO ESCAPE.

Alma reaches for Kanda's hand to yank him down to see him better.]

Hey, are you an Exorcist now? Like a real one?

[lotuslover]

I guess.

[He isn't sure how to respond. Just a little bit before he held Alma in his arms until they passed on.] Guh!

[He doesn't have much choice but to let the other tug him down. Alma was actually pretty strong after all.

His heart can't handle it. His tiny little heart that tries to not exist so he can be an uncaring asshole.] Tch. Yeah. The people are still shitty though, so don't get too excited.

[readingtoponds]

Maybe if you were less of a grumpy shithead people would be nice to you. [Wiggling his fingers in the air before trying to grab Kanda's face and force him to smile how Alma thinks is proper.]

I bet being an Exorcist is super exciting! Do you get to see the sky? How many Akuma have you destroyed? What's your Innocence even look like? C'mon you've gotta tell meeeeee! [Firing off questions in his excited babble.]

[lotuslover]

I don't need stupid people being nice to m-kuh! [Hey hey hey! That hurts, you shithead. Let go of his face!]

I see the sky. I don't keep track. It's a sword. Oi, oi! Stop asking so many damn questions so quickly. People find that type of thing irritating.

[readingtoponds]

A sword?! Oh man that's SO COOL. [Ignoring your grump Kanda. Watch him sparkle with excitement.]

Oh oh! What do I have? I mean, I know, I'm not supposed to know yet but c'moooooon I promise I'll still act surprised and everything. I've gotta have it by the time you get it, otherwise I'll just hafta punch you because I was here first! [A little nervous in his chatter this time, because what does it mean if he doesn't have it and Yuu does? Would he still be stuck in the labs? Or decommissioned as a failure....]

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[lotuslover]

[NO WHY DID YOU ASK THAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO SAY?

THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST. He hates this so much already.]

[lotuslover]

You get arm blades. [It's not a lie, persay. Alma had synchronized and that's what they kind of were. Are?] And I know you got them before I synchronized with mine. [After all, you murdered the entire staff of Laboratory 6 before he found Alma all those years ago.]

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[readingtoponds]

[WELP. That is a face.

Alma isn't sure what that face means though.]

[readingtoponds]

OH WOW, HAHA I'M SO COOL!

Arm blades! Oh gosh, that's soooooo much better than a lame sword!

[Squirming around happily]

I can't wait! I hope I get them soon! I'm been stuck waiting for sooooo long.