Bored muse is bored

[ourmotherskeeper]

Munnie, you've been keeping me down here forever! So quiet, all quiet, now that the Fool of Hearts is the laughter, but ooooooh I don't even have Mother anymore!

I need to do something. Anything! Tend a garden, read a book, murder an orphan, ANYTHING!

Poor, sweet Cicero. I can't lie about and do nothing forevermore.

Comments

[one_winged_demon]

Would you mind stopping that? It's not going to work no matter how many times you do it.

[ourmotherskeeper]

It's supposed to work.

[Yeah, not going to stop. Stab stab stab stab]

Why aren't you dying?

[one_winged_demon]

Oh now that would be a secret but before you try, nothing else will kill me either.

[ourmotherskeeper]

[He scowls, looking pretty miffed.]

So... you're like a talking training dummy?

[one_winged_demon]

[He grins.]

Well I can't die but other people can. People aren't so talkative with barbed wire around their throat.