How did you not know what you were getting into?

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Look, you're doing a good job overall, you've got a handle on my voice, and some of the stuff I've ended up doing has been a lot of fun. But really? How did you not realize that playing me was going to eventually need you to write sex scenes? See, you could barely even get just that sentence out! Come on!

I'm not trying to embarrass you, I'm just saying that you need to push your boundaries. In a good way. Then we can all have a little more fun. At least, if you're gonna blush like that while tagging, stop writing tags at the lab, people will know something is up! (Okay, that was to embarrass you.)

I do appreciate the direction things are going, and wow, no, I didn't see this ship coming, either. But learn to write something outside of a PG rating! And while you're at it, I'm buying you a thesaurus.

...

Yeah, I know, the new guy looks like John Frobisher, and I cant wait for him, either.

Comments

[heavensgold]

Geez! Talk about a hound dog in heat! You're a mess, hombre.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

[Flirty grin.] Hel-lo there. Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?

[heavensgold]

[ The sky pirate couldn't help but quirk his brow a little once he saw that grin. ]

Eh? Don't you know a legend when you're lookin' at one?

[ A proud smirk appeared upon Johnny's lips. ]

Captain Johnny Sfondi of the Jellyfish Pirates at your service!

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Jellyfish? [Shrug.] I've heard stranger.

Wait, airship pirate!? Aww, I never get to go to those worlds! What's your ship like? [Oh, now you've done it.]

[heavensgold]

It's a unique name, ain't it? Anything skull and crossbones is a bit overdone in my opinion.

[ IT HAS BEGUN! ]

What is it like? It's sexiest thing to ever take flight, that's what! It isn't like one of those World War I zeppelins from way back in the day, buddy-boy. Instead, it's loosely based upon the classic McDonnell XF-88 with a few alterations I added over the years to make it much bigger and badder!

It's almost like a floatin' city, ya see. Painted red too! Real beauty.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

[So much for flirting, Jack just fell into total tech nerd mode.] Well, does it sail or fly or both? Cant break orbit, I assume, so where does it get its lift from?

Got somebody I'm hanging around now who used to fly something like that. Hers ran on some sort of natural Mist. Weird stuff, but cool!

[ofdrumsthesound]

This is why my mun never played you.

Well, that and you're a bit dull when not being a chew toy.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

And you're a bit dull when you constantly stop to gloat. Seriously, I think I died of boredom from your megalomaniacal rants more often than any other cause of death that year. Next time? Just shoot me.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Alright, I will. *He smiles.* How about right now? You know, for old times sake.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

I wouldn't like your odds. I'm free to act now, no Doctor stopping me, and I'm pretty sure I've got more bullets on me than you've got regenerations. And no more Rassilon to give you...what, would this be your third new free set if you run this one out?

I'll outlast you. Every time.

[ofdrumsthesound]

You'll outlast everyone, Jack. It's your curse.

I could almost feel sorry for you, if you weren't so horrifying.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Me? No. I've gotta thank you for teaching me that particular lesson. The Time Lords. You all are the most horrifying monsters of all. Doctor's the exception, not the rule.

[charming_jerk]

You're not alone in this, lately.

[Just

gonna put his face in his hands now okok]

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Yeah, sorry, she's been stalking that. I feel for you there.

And I've gotta apologize to your compatriot in our game. In the hot tub, couldn't seal the deal. How did that even happen?

[charming_jerk]

That guy? Seriously, just jump him the next time you see him. I mean that literally. Just fuckin' tackle his ass to the ground.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

I'm kind of aggro-training my ex onto him, hope he doesn't mind. They'll have more fun anyway, since the mun signed me up for the Pile Of Feels currently ongoing.

[charming_jerk]

Probably not a bad idea. From what I know, he could use a distraction. Whatever, man. Zombies aside, you guys got it easy in yer little space station. What's he got to whine about?

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

[Facepalm.] You realize we're on a mission right now that's probably gonna turn bad, and somehow, I suckered him into coming along with my party? Mun's bet is Zerglings.

Her mom bet Predators.

[pitchforkdoctor]

Ah, Captain Harkness, was expecting you. Uploading diagrams, thesaurus, erotic literature links to your quarters. Hope they will be of use.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Wait wait, you think you have to show me the tricks of the trade? [Looks through files.] Hey, I wrote this one! See, it's got the diagram that incorprates that Judo hold-down...

[pitchforkdoctor]

Ah I see. Uploading Salarian Judo techniques now. Humans usually not flexible enough for execution, but you may prove better suited.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Hunh. [Head tilt.] How do you even? Leg is wrapped there. But you're still facing them? Ahhhh, I see.

What's that? No, you have to wait until her knee finishes rehabbing!

[pitchforkdoctor]

Ah no. Rotate simulation. See: Salarian digitigrade leg structure. Also uploading recommended brothels on Illium. Trust you will [Sharp inhale] take proper precautions.

[badwolf]

Sounds about right, you causin' trouble for everyone, including the writer.

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

Haha, what can I say? I'm being good...relatively. Put me in this game with all these wonderful people, and expect me to keep all to myself?

He's interested, I'm interested, we're taking it slow, but the time is right, so we would call this a justified occasion for smut.