On all the recent movie news

[furryflarkinfiend]

So you're excited about the guy doing the music. I guess that's a good side. Not going to flarkin' complain if the guy's good at least.

[Just means their movie is going to be even more amazing and epic.]

Also, all this stuff about people being surprised that Drax murdered people..

Are they flarkin' idiots?! Have they looked at him??

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[explosivepenetrators]

... People are surprised Drax, titled "The Destroyer," murdered people?

Next thing y'know, they'll be surprised Star-Lord works in space.

[furryflarkinfiend]

So people just don't flarkin' have a clue, mate. Never going to understand it.

[His mun spends way too much time delving into that tumblr thing for his liking sometimes.]

[explosivepenetrators]

Ah well, s'one of the reasons I stayed off of Earth.

[ Oh, his mun knows the horrors that can come from that place and stays well away. ]

Guess since we're hitting the big screen, though, this sorta thing's bound to happen to us eventually.

[furryflarkinfiend]

[Wise choice, fellow mun.]

Unfortunately. Not sure I'm much of a fan of this sort of attention but we'll see what happens, I guess. Can't get much flarkin' wor--

...No, you know what? Let's not jinx it, mate.

[explosivepenetrators]

Hah, our flarkin' luck? "Jinxed" is our natural state.

[furryflarkinfiend]

I was trying not to think like that, mate, but then you had to go and say it.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[furryflarkinfiend]

You said it, buddy. I just don't get how they could be so oblivious considering--like Pete said--his name and he doesn't flarkin' look cuddly, does he?

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[The next thing you know, these people will be unaware that he is Groot.]

[furryflarkinfiend]

Exactly! Flarkin' hell some people just blow my mind, mate!

[Sadly, this sort of thing is what happens when you're in a 'superhero' movie.]

[gamora]

Yeah, because everyone on this team has such clean records.

[furryflarkinfiend]

Of course we do! We're all good guys with no bad bits in our past whatsoever!

[The amount of sarcasm in his voice right now..]

[gamora]

Quill probably had 'has killed at least three people' as a recruiting requirement.

[furryflarkinfiend]

Wouldn't be surprised, mate. Wouldn't be surprised in the least.

[gamora]

I wouldn't put it past him, seeing what else he's done.

( she's not still bitter about that mind control, nope. )

[furryflarkinfiend]

...He had his reasons for doing what he did. I don't flarkin' approve of all of it but...

[Pete's his friend.]

[caster_blaster]

But...He's called "The Destroyer".

Apparently they're confusing him with his cousin, "Drax the Cuddle-Machine."

[furryflarkinfiend]

[That gets you an amused look for the raccoon, Gene. Congrats!]

Apparently, mate.




Though now I'm tempted to call Drax that from time to time.