on apping to that turtle game... whoops

[myownhand]

That was quick.

And mum calls me impaitent.

No you shouldn't look at other games, y'don't even know how you'll take bein' in one game!

How am I th'voice of reason here?

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[skybluejeep]

.....Oh, please come to the turtle game?

You'd fit in so well. ;_;

[myownhand]

Erm, well, my mun's already "apped", just waitin' for th'..."mod"s t'take a look at it.

[What are these words.]

...what's a-- [gestures to the ;_; face] ...That?

[Mer knows not of the modern emotes.]

[skybluejeep]

Huh? Oh! It's an emoticon. See, the top two dots are eyes, the commas below are the tears, and the underscore is my mouth.

They are tears of neeeeeed, Merida. Neeeeeeeeed.

[myownhand]

...Oh... Well, it's nice t'hear I'm wanted? [SHE IS SO CONFUSED BY YOU TEENAGE BOY.] Though, I can't recall ever havin' met you before.

[madangry_madcrazy]

... Turtle game?

[myownhand]

Aye, somethin' called "TuShanShu"? Apparently they all live on th'back of a giant turtle.

[madangry_madcrazy]

But, what if the turtle dives underwater? Or are tortoises the water-loving ones...?

[myownhand]

I'm not entirely sure myself. I've heard y'used t'come up from th'water as if y'drowned. Apparently that's changed though.


[....oh god now you have her thinking]

I'd really appreciate not drownin' though. Can't shoot a bow and arrow underwater, after all.

[I somehow don't think that's what you'd be worried about merida]

[madangry_madcrazy]

I'd be more worried about the lack of air, myself.

[myownhand]

I guess that'd be important as well. [Ooookay merida.]

But I don't think we're underwater. Apparently we're not dead, but we're not really alive? I'm not entirely sure, it sounds a bit confusin' t'be honest. Th'turtle's really just th'start of it.

[letdownmyhair]

Oh! I've heard of the turtle game! My mun always goes back and looks at it.

[myownhand]

Aye, my mun knows a few of th'other muns there. And I know th'Jack, she thought we may as well give it a try. I guess we'll have t'see how it goes.

[:T She's still skeptical]

[letdownmyhair]

My mun does, too. But I'm pretty sure it's not me she's thought of taking there...

I hope you enjoy being there!

[myownhand]

Oh, then who is she thinkin' of takin' then?

[letdownmyhair]

Its... someone named Peter.

[myownhand]

Och, Peter? I'm sure he wouldn't do as well as you would, personally.

Though I guess it's a good thing that you'll be safe and sound and out of th'way.

[letdownmyhair]

Oh! You think??

[myownhand]

Aye, y'always make friends where ever y'are. And you're resourceful, that's generally what y'need, right?

[...yeah sure mer. w/e u say.]

[letdownmyhair]

[She looks a little embarrassed at the complimenting.] You... really think so?

When my mun used to bring me places, I'm not sure being resourceful was very helpful...

[myownhand]

Och, I'd be there t'help you. And there's plenty of other nice folk there, I'm sure. I think we'd take over th'game. Your mun's just scared of us doin' too well t'gether.


[RIIIIiiiiiiiigghhtt]

[letdownmyhair]

What...? That doesn't make any sense. How can someone be scared of people doing well together?

[No- Punz, that's not- Why do you believe her.]

[myownhand]

Because, muns don't want us t'be happy or do well. If they think we are, then they try t'backtrack and make sure we do worse.

[....THE LOGIC SORT OF ALMOST WORKS.]

[letdownmyhair]

[... oops, busted?]

But-- Then what are we even doing here?? Why would anybody want to make someone unhappy?!

[myownhand]

I'm not sure, th'only person I know like that is my mother.

[TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



elinor she's joking i swear.]

[letdownmyhair]

[Gothel, we're side-eyeing you so hard.]

But-- but at least your mother loves you. These muns... probably don't as much, huh?

[myownhand]

They say they do, but it's not like they're actually related t'me or anythin'...

Maybe we should turn them int'bears.

[letdownmyhair]

Bears? How would we do that?

[myownhand]

First, we have t'find a witch.

[letdownmyhair]

A... witch? But I thought those were only in storybooks.

[Punz.]

And aren't they... dangerous?

[Punz, you're really not one to talk.]

[alphatar]

Trust your mun on this one. I did, and it paid off. And hey, that means you'd show up when we have the big party!

[myownhand]

I try t'make it a habit t'not trust th'mun on anythin'. [Ahhh we both remember the long past days of creating this account and me saying "I'll never ship Merida with anyone" ]

But a party? What's everyone celebratin'?

[alphatar]

It's some kind of annual party that's going to be starting in a couple of days, but it’s going on for all next week. My mun’s been dying for it to happen, and I kind of want go.

[Lies, she really wants to go.]