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[la_belette]

Oh. Hi. Waking me up again, huh? BOUT TIME BIIIIIITCH. You know you've missed my nerd musk and Cheetos-stained fingers.

Excuse me. What are all these teenage werewolves and friends doing in here now? I was here waaaaaay first. I get seniority. Fucking vampire werewolf True Blood Buffy bullshit, that shit won't fly. Not even the MILF is enough to excuse it, goddamn woman.

Now. Go grab my favorite Deadpool, yank his ass over here, and let's get cracking. I have many guns to build, and many horrible and crude things to say. And everybody misses Andy's Deadpool, you most of all, so get on it.

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[puny_parker]

Hold up...didn't we go to high school together?

[la_belette]

Oh yeah. And somehow I am canonically older than you by at least a decade, perhaps even more.

Marvel 616: Giving you timeline migraines, at least until you pick up a DC title.

[puny_parker]

You can probably blame Deadpool somehow for that.

[la_belette]

Look pal, if we took the time to list everything we could blame Deadpool for, we'd be here until the last Song of Ice and Fire novel was finished.