dear_mun | Never bet with a navigator.

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Never bet with a navigator.

You serious?

Well, be my guest. I give it... ten comments before you're short twenty five bucks. If that. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Laying it on a bit thick, Vash.

It's never too thick when a pretty girl is involved.

It is if that's all you can do.

Oh, please. Does this look like a face that says that's all it can do?

A face can speak a thousand lies. Men of action should live by their actions.

[In other words: prove it. 8D]

Truer words may have never before been spoken. Thankfully I am a man of action, shall I sweep you off your feet and carry you off into the sunset and we can talk more about your pretty face? And how that pretty face just fits perfectly with my own?

Okay, one: do that and you might get punched in the face. Two: you're still talking.

Try gifts. Gifts work well.

Gifts? Gifts! Right! I can do gifts! Ah, huh.... ahhhhhhhh- [Reaching into his pockets and finding them empty.] Hold on a moment!

[Vash runs off. There's some banging, some yelling, and then eventually Vash returns with a bottle.] Don't suppose you like chocolate liqueur, do you? [He found his mun's secret stash!]

Liqueur, you say? [She's down with alcohol.] Well, why didn't you say so? Hand it over.

Of course! It's a gift for such a pretty face! [And hand it over he does. Although a shiver runs down his back at the thought of what kind of payback his mun will have eventually for it.]

Ah, see? You're not so bad after all! [Not that she's actually pouring it into glasses or anything, heck no. Just drinking direct from the bottle. Although slowly.] I don't know why my older self thinks you're such a problem.

Edited 2013-08-28 13:44 (UTC)

I know right? You should tell her that I'm not such a bad guy! You know what! Maybe we should go on a date together so I can really show you what a good guy I am.