The internet is an...interesting place

[hydrophile]

You don't need to explain. I don't want to know why somebody made that.

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[derpir]

...That's hilarious! My mun's laughing her ass off.

[hydrophile]

I hope that isn't literal.

[derpir]

*Not even missing a beat. His mun thinks in literal terms, after all.* It's a figure of speech. It means that she's laughing rather strongly, and a lot.

...So. You know you're sexy, right? *He winks at him.*

[gnomeorhero]

Initiate blushing protocol.

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[hydrophile]

[Ha ha. Very funny.]

There's no need to blush over something so stupid.

[gnomeorhero]

Having that video dedicated to you could be seen as a compliment.

[invisible_one]

[Ignoring Mun's scream of "IT SUITS HIM" to ask question that is bothering him...]

Excuse me, but, why do you undress in public?

[hydrophile]

[He's going to do the same with his mun's mad cackling, thanks.]

My clothes would get wet if I didn't take them off before swimming.

[invisible_one]

[Just... give him a second to formulate next question.

...

...It's rare that he's speechless, you know.]

Where do you swim in public?

[How do you swim in MALL!? He also wants to ask whether he's completely naked or not but he's afraid of the answer.]

[like_a_dragon]

[Not sure if not want.]

What the CRAP is that?!

[hydrophile]

I have no idea.

[like_a_dragon]

...um...

[she's staring at his shirt, half-expecting it to fly off at a moment's notice]

...th-that's going to stay on... r-right? [nervous laugh]

[beautyfly]

[Give him a moment. He's just staring trying to process what he just saw.]

. . . . .

[hydrophile]

[Don't process it, Rei. Just forget about it.]

[beautyfly]

[Cannot unsee.... Brain reboots and he reaches up to adjust his glasses.]

People have too much time on their hands. At least they got your good side?

[showmeyourgirlyname]

[O.M.G.] You look good, Haru-chan, it really suits you!

Ah, I wish I had a video like that too~

[hydrophile]

It doesn't suit me at all.

...why?

[deltogling]

[Kou knows. Kou knows exactly why that video was made.]

[hydrophile]

[For muscle fetishists. Okay, that makes sense. Kinda.]

[oniisans]

[Ha...Haru-chan...... What the hell kind of people are out there in this world?!]

[hydrophile]

[At least someone agrees with him and thinks this isn't normal.]

You don't need to say anything.

[moarcowbell]

Somehow watching that makes me want to swim now.

[hydrophile]

[Are you kidding him THIS VIDEO DID SOMETHING GOOD.]

There isn't a pool here.

[But he approves of your life choices.]

[cantmoveforward]

What the...?

[hydrophile]

...

[Have a shrug.]