The internet is an...interesting place

[hydrophile]

You don't need to explain. I don't want to know why somebody made that.

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[derpir]

...That's hilarious! My mun's laughing her ass off.

[gnomeorhero]

Initiate blushing protocol.

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[hydrophile]

I hope that isn't literal.

[hydrophile]

[Ha ha. Very funny.]

There's no need to blush over something so stupid.

[derpir]

*Not even missing a beat. His mun thinks in literal terms, after all.* It's a figure of speech. It means that she's laughing rather strongly, and a lot.

...So. You know you're sexy, right? *He winks at him.*

[invisible_one]

[Ignoring Mun's scream of "IT SUITS HIM" to ask question that is bothering him...]

Excuse me, but, why do you undress in public?

[hydrophile]

[You never know with mundanes.]

...I don't care.

[hydrophile]

[He's going to do the same with his mun's mad cackling, thanks.]

My clothes would get wet if I didn't take them off before swimming.

[derpir]

It was a joke. *Only not really. Lance thinks Haru is easy on the eyes, for certain! But oh well. Saying so outright would probably be creepy.*

[hydrophile]

It wasn't very funny.

[Haruka, you never think that jokes are funny...]

[invisible_one]

[Just... give him a second to formulate next question.

...

...It's rare that he's speechless, you know.]

Where do you swim in public?

[How do you swim in MALL!? He also wants to ask whether he's completely naked or not but he's afraid of the answer.]

[hydrophile]

[Don't fear the swimmer. He actually has a swimsuit under his clothes at all times.]

In pools, mostly.

[invisible_one]

[Slaps hand over mun's mouth with blank face- noisy - he doesn't care about Haruka's abs]

Yes but, my mun mentioned something about... mall and fish-tanks?

[hydrophile]

[Why does everybody keep talking about the fish tank?!]

I only did that once.

[derpir]

*He sighs, folding his arms against his chest.* So then, what sorts of jokes do you like best?

[hydrophile]

[Here, have a blank stare. That should answer your question.]

[invisible_one]

[Because it's a FISH TANK and he tried to SWIM in it!]

I still don't understand why. There are many gyms with pools to swim- like Aida Sport's Gym. My team practices there.

[So WHY A FISH TANK!?]

[hydrophile]

[You try to swim in a fish tank ONCE and people won't let you live it down. Life sucks.]

You're part of a swim team?

[derpir]

*...He kinda has the urge to scare him now. Urgh.*

...Then, come to think of that... I haven't been swimming in awhile. Do you know where someplace for that is?

*He... could use his supernatural senses to listen for water, buuut...*

[invisible_one]

[Of course. Especially if it's caught on camera. Haruka should be happy Makoto stopped him from actually doing it... poor fishes ;3; ]

No. We play basketball. But coach forces us to work out in pool at least once a week. [And he always faints.]

[hydrophile]

I haven't found a pool here, yet.

[This place is like a metaphorical desert. He doesn't like that.]

[hydrophile]

[Your coach sounds like an awesome person.]

...I see.

[derpir]

Then, let's look for one.

*He offers his hand.*

We can travel by rooftop, if you'd like. Plus, the top of a building makes a nice diving spot. But that's just me.

{I could look for a meme... or make a post in Lance's journal. y/n?}}

[invisible_one]

[His coach is a demon in girl's body. Faint-almost-drown is not making him fond of water much.

...

That info should never reach Haru...]

[gnomeorhero]

Having that video dedicated to you could be seen as a compliment.