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[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

...So there's another me running around...who's from another universe, and who's also older? ... With all the general weirdness I've seen, I can believe that. I wonder if the rest of the gang's here, I hope so, last time I traveled to another world it was with that jerk-face Deadpool...

And on that note, did you have to use THAT name? There are tons of other squirrel based puns you coulda used...don't give me that excuse of "your couldn't think of anything", I know my other nicknames aren't exactly flattering, but you could've at least tried to make em work for me.

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[bouncytrouncy]

Personally, I'm a fan of "Slayer Of All That Breathes".

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[Sup' Robbie, here's a thirteen year old Squirrel Girl who hasn't met you...yet.]

At least it's not the 'Anti-Life', that one...kinda creeps me out.

[bouncytrouncy]

Well, it's not like you've ever actually killed anyone. Just drowned them in rodents.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[Suddenly lots of angry squeaking coming from behind her tail, with a tiny head poking out from the fur.]

Whoa! Calm down Joe, he said 'rodents' not vermin or anything like that, and squirrels technically are rodents.

[Angry squeaky grumbles]

Anyway I would never hurt anyone who didn't have it coming in the first place, and even then I wouldn't kill anyone. Sheesh, the underdog... er, undersquirrel, takes down a few baddies from SHIELD's hit-list. And suddenly the world treats you like even more of a freak.

[bouncytrouncy]

Sorry about that Monkey Joe. Didn't mean to insult you.

And you just can't win sometimes.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

You can say that agai- waaaait justa second here, how'd you know his full name? Wait, don't tell me, this is one of those alternate universe type things isn't it?

[darknessiknow]

As you have stated, there are far worse "names", that may have been used.<

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

Fair enough, but how would you like for your name to reference naughty bits and be a better fit for a joke on late cable?

[darknessiknow]

Perhaps however as has been stated, there are far worse, and far more demeaning, choices.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

...I still don't like it.

So what's your shtick anyway, if ya don't mind me asking? You kinda look like Moon Knight if he knew what subtlety was.

[Look who's talking]

[darknessiknow]

You would not recognize me even with my name burnt into your mind. I have come from far before you.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

...So, you're an old guy then? If you don't wanna tell me that's fine, I know how secret identities are important and stuff, but don't you ever wanna cut loose once in awhile?

I mean not when lives depend on it obviously, but keeping secrets is hard...and lonely.

[darknessiknow]

Secrets have been made secrets with a purpose in mind. To reveal a secret could have more effects than one.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

Well duh, otherwise they wouldn't be secrets. I won't pester you about it mister, if you don't wanna talk about it, then we can just talk about something else...

So what do ya wanna talk about?

[darknessiknow]

I had merely come to alleviate your worries of your name

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

Well now you're here talking to me about other things. C'mon lighten up Mr. Sourpuss, there aren't even any bad guys around, loosen up a bit.

[darknessiknow]

I will "loosen up" when I deem there to be a proper time to do so.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

...We're in an empty void with only our muns, I think we can loosen up just teeny tiny bit.

In addition to Robbie, have a Speedball/Squirrel Girl offspring

[flyingsquirrel]

Holy double entendres Batman.

[She may have inherited Doreen's powers, but she also inherited a lot of Robbie's personality]

Ohmaigah! I legitimately didn't expect this

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[Weird, you seem oddly familiar to her, shrug.]

Well to be fair I have had worse nicknames.

Re: Ohmaigah! I legitimately didn't expect this

[flyingsquirrel]

Anything Dad calls you probably qualifies.

[Because seriously, as much as she loves her, they're disgustingly adorable in ways only Squirrel Girl and a guy who shares his powers with his pet cat can be.]

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[Did she just say...yeah she did?]

DAD!? My mun said the other me was older, but I didn't think by that much!

[flyingsquirrel]

I'm from even further in the future.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

Okay...that's weird, but I have seen weirder. So I become a mom huh? That's...I dunno, I kinda thought since I'm a mutant nobody would...

Y'know what? No. I'm not going to be a debbie downer and let this depressing stuff ruin this. Expected or not, this is something good. And if there's one thing people in the world need to do is recognize good things when they come.

[flyingsquirrel]

Hey, there are plenty of people who don't care if someone has an X-Gene or not. Pretty much everyone I know, for starters.

[And a flying squirrel pops his head out of Hazel's tail[

Hazel, everyone you know is either an Avenger, a Great Lakes Avenger, a New Warrior, an X-Man or one of their kids. Kind of a skewed population sample.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[Another squirrel pops out to greet the other.]

He's gotta point y'know. When the list of people you know include an Asgardian and an immortal, you can't exactly speak for everyone else.

That's not completely fair Monkey Joe. What about everyone at my home tow-

They only started to tolerate us because we saved their sorry hides from some undead brain eaters.

...At least they aren't chasing us with torches and pitchforks, that's a plus right?

[la_belette]

Doreen! My sweet little bushy-tailed love sprite!

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

[...Considering she's almost half the age regular Squirrel Girl is, That's kinda creepy.]

...Now would probably be a good time to remember that advice that cartoon hedgehog said.

[la_belette]

.....Okay wow you're seriously like nine.

I take it back, you're not anybody's love sprite until you're over 18.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

I'm thirteen you jerk, and you were 'bout two seconds away from a squirrel hoard pal.

Who are ya anyway, not many people call me by that name.

[la_belette]

I'm Weasel. I'm Deadpool's bestie. And yes, he's a big fat jerk, but I got nothing but mad respect for you, baby.

Even if you are inexplicably thirteen.

[hold_on_to_your_nuts]

Uh...thanks. And I am not "inexplicably" thirteen, I'm from another universe where I've always been thirteen...well fourteen in a couple months but that's besides the point.

So you're him...'bestie' I hate to imagine what that must be like, with his over-sized ego, lame jokes, and his general psycho...ness, anyone who hangs around Deadpool must be seriously loco in the noggin...eh, no offense.