been rewatching and now I'm voice testing this always happens

[gravelvoice]

Oh, come on, mun. I know I was sick for a while there, but it doesn't exactly seem fair for you to hold that over my head forever like this, does it?

[Bruce flashes that trademark easy playboy smile. He totally wasn't sick, but you'll never get him to admit that.]

Seems a little... inappropriate as a username.

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Hey we could be bros someday maybe?

[kryptonslast]

I assume that's an inside joke, right?

ew who let you in gross no

[gravelvoice]

If it is, it must be with someone else, because I don't get it.

[Bruce yes you do.

Bruce shut up.]

Is it the farm thing? Is that gross?

[kryptonslast]

My mun seems to think she knows why it's funny, but she won't tell me. She's starting to get annoying.

alien cooties are also a concern here

[gravelvoice]

I've already said I can't help you.

It must just be a thing with them.

Hey, he's been native for 33 years. That counts for something, right?

[kryptonslast]

She says I know who you are, I just don't know I know. I realize that doesn't make any sense.

Alien. Cooties.

[gravelvoice]

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if you know who I am.

Bruce Wayne.

I'm guessing you've heard of me.

That's rude, Bruce. You're rude.

[kryptonslast]

Only that you own Wayne Enterprises. Should I know anything else?

he's got more money than you too HAHA

[gravelvoice]

If you follow the news you might have seen the thing about the Russian Ballet. It's not exactly important, but you were the one whose mun was saying you know who I am.

I don't need money for toys, unlike SOME people

[kryptonslast]

I think she was referring to Mr. Wayne, really, and I can't say I heard about it. I don't usually pay attention to stories about the antics of billionaires.

good thing since you don't have it. Tho it's prob no fun without the toys

[gravelvoice]

Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. I don't usually read what they're printing about me this week either. If there's anything too inflammatory, that's why I have lawyers.

[Bruce stop being a brat.]

I can fly, glider-boy

[kryptonslast]

Right, so that's what multi-billionaires do? Whatever they want and divert people with legal representation?

you can keep trying to make yourself feel better, I'll wait.

[gravelvoice]

Not exclusively. I like to think of it as one of the perks.