been rewatching and now I'm voice testing this always happens

[gravelvoice]

Oh, come on, mun. I know I was sick for a while there, but it doesn't exactly seem fair for you to hold that over my head forever like this, does it?

[Bruce flashes that trademark easy playboy smile. He totally wasn't sick, but you'll never get him to admit that.]

Seems a little... inappropriate as a username.

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[nottheshoe]

Well, at least y'ain't tryin' t'play it off as a way t'get t'th'ladies.

[HEY THERE. MEET YOUR not WORST NIGHTMARE.]

[gravelvoice]

Women don't usually go in for that, at least that I've noticed. Unless that's supposed to be a hint. If it is bravo, you're subtler than I'm used to.

[Bruce. Bruce stahp.]

[nottheshoe]

[Snrrrrt]

C'mon. Men don't need hints, they need slaps in th'face if y'want them t'catch on t'somethin'. And personally I'm a fan of a natural voice. I only like low and gravelly if I make it that way.

[...No nike. No you stop. BOTH OF YOU STOP. WHAT IS HAPPENING.]

[gravelvoice]

[He smiles, charming and just a little suggestive.]

Probably for the best. I hear that sort of thing can be hard on the throat.

[BRUCE]

Of course, if you want to try it....

[ferric]

[ He makes a face. ]

I'd say fair-to-middling on the sliding scale of accuracy there.

[gravelvoice]

[He smiles that 'you're bothering me what do I have to do to make you go away' smile]

Well, maybe we'll have to agree to disagree.

[ferric]

[ He is impervious to That Look, young grasshopper. ]

Bats— not a very good motif, by the way.

[gravelvoice]

For Batman, you mean? I'll admit I never quite understood that one myself, but once you get a guy who's running around dressed up as anything, there's clearly some deeper issues there.

[Bruuuuuce-

sigh fine go on and deny everything see how far that gets you.]

[ficus]

They're not very limited to what they'll attempt to hold over your head.

[gravelvoice]

[Charming smile!]

Oh, well I'm sure she'll think of something, but starting off our acquaintance with something like this doesn't seem reasonable.

[ficus]

[ Hers is a smile that isn't nearly as charming, but — She tilts her head, brow cocked. ]

Seriously? That's the best you've got?

[gravelvoice]

Depends on what you mean by 'best'.

[rattlethecages]

Things can't always be fair.

But I don't have to tell you that, do I?

[gravelvoice]

No, I guess you don't. I'd just like it if they were.

How have you been, Rachel?

Hey we could be bros someday maybe?

[kryptonslast]

I assume that's an inside joke, right?

ew who let you in gross no

[gravelvoice]

If it is, it must be with someone else, because I don't get it.

[Bruce yes you do.

Bruce shut up.]

Is it the farm thing? Is that gross?

[kryptonslast]

My mun seems to think she knows why it's funny, but she won't tell me. She's starting to get annoying.

alien cooties are also a concern here

[gravelvoice]

I've already said I can't help you.

It must just be a thing with them.

[arach_nerd]

As a great bard once said "It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss,
With all these marbles in my mouth."

[gravelvoice]

That's not one I've heard.

[arach_nerd]

Weird Al? Smells Like Nirvana?

[inkslinger]

I don't know, Mister Wayne. Seems kind of fitting if one believes what they read in the Gotham Gazette. [ She flips through the competition for some laughs. ]

[gravelvoice]

Are you saying you believe everything you read?

[inkslinger]

Only if it's something worth reading. [ She thrusts out a hand. ] Lois Lane, Daily Planet.

[gravelvoice]

[He takes it with a charming smile.]

Bruce Wayne. Of course, you already seem to know who I am.