Voicetesting. Most likely heading to Route 29!

[runsoncola]

I could tell just by looking at you that we would be kindred spirits, Player-dono. You clearly must possess high level astral sight in order to have recognized my potential! A rare trait indeed! However, if you truly wish to play me efficiently you must first be willing to put in a suitable amount of time and effort via level grinding and repetitive quests that will take hours before their completion.

...by that I mean you must canon review and tag around with me. Getting a strong feel for my voice is a must! Only then can I fulfill my dream to become the very best, like no one ever was! No doubt the two of us working together will achieve true glory!

Comments

[kuzuubyduu]

{ooc: glorious}

Yeah it is.

It's for fucking babies and fat nerds like you. I bet X and Y is the same shit over again, just like last time. The mega evolutions look retarded and everything but Pancham looks stupid as fuck.

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[runsoncola]

Of course the formula will be similar; if it isn't broken don't fix it!

[...wait. Something smells fishy here and it's not a Magikarp.

..................................]

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[runsoncola]

[Okay yeah he's got it now. Naturally, he strikes a smug pose while...trying to look badass.]

You know...for someone who says Pokemon is for babies you sure do know a lot about the newest generation. As such, I can only conclude that you are indeed a fan who is merely hiding their interest beneath a layer of hate and disinterest.

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[kuzuubyduu]

[...!]

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[kuzuubyduu]

What the hell did you say to me, you fat piece of shit?! I would never waste my fucking time with a 3DS let alone pokemon! I only know all that shit because assholes like you wont stop talking about it.

I'd say I'm sorry, but let's be honest; I'm obviously not

[runsoncola]

Zvarri! After careful analysis I have perceived a reaction that counters your claim. And I did not even need a bracelet to do it either!

[Cue the approperiate music]

You are indeed a fan of the series; of this I am certain.

[TAKE THAT!]

okay, luke atmey

[kuzuubyduu]

Holy shit, like I'd have anything in common with you!!

You tell anyone I like Pokemon and I'll gut you and sell what little meat we can skin off your fat rolls to overgrown rich cannibals in South America.

Wait if I'm him does that mean I get an awesome monocle? Because I'm cool with that.

[runsoncola]

U-under normal circumstances I would refuse such an agreement under my own personal pretenses, b-but because your social skill trait is maxed out I find this to be an offer I can't refuse!

[Not because he's terrified or anything!]

[kuzuubyduu]

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You're going to stay quiet, shut up...







and give me your starter.

[runsoncola]

Eeehhh? W-why not just join the game yourself?

[Chances are Kuz wouldn't want his starter.]

[kuzuubyduu]

Maybe you didn't hear me right, I said you're going give me your starter. I'm not trading you shit back.

...unless you're picking Chespin, that's my pick, give me the frog or something.