Voicetesting. Most likely heading to Route 29!

[runsoncola]

I could tell just by looking at you that we would be kindred spirits, Player-dono. You clearly must possess high level astral sight in order to have recognized my potential! A rare trait indeed! However, if you truly wish to play me efficiently you must first be willing to put in a suitable amount of time and effort via level grinding and repetitive quests that will take hours before their completion.

...by that I mean you must canon review and tag around with me. Getting a strong feel for my voice is a must! Only then can I fulfill my dream to become the very best, like no one ever was! No doubt the two of us working together will achieve true glory!

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i am digging all these ronpas

[princesspool]

That's the right amount of confidence to have! The bond you two have is rather glorious to see!

they are all fabulous

[runsoncola]

Eh? Could it be that we are inspiring others despite having only just finished the opening narration?

[princesspool]

Then that means your future is bound to be even greater.

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[runsoncola]

Of course! Such a fate was destined for me since my birth, just as the sun is destined to rise in the morning!

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[runsoncola]

[But that's enough about him for now. He's a bit interested in Sonia, as something about her seems...familiar.]

...with that having been said, I cannot help but notice that you possess a certain quality about yourself! [He adjusts his glasses.] A noble quality, if you would.

[princesspool]

Oh my, you're quite observant.

My name is Sonia Nevermind, Super High School Level Princess.

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[runsoncola]

Indeed I am! [He's so proud of himself.] Although this particular assessment was not as difficult as one might think! You see, I myself traveled alongside a woman quite similar to yourself! That grace...that air of nobility...it is unmistakable!

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[runsoncola]

[...hold on. She...she said she was a princess? An actual, legit, real life princess?

Yeah, don't mind him drooling for a second or two as he tries to process this.]

3/3 ; SORRY I hit enter by mistake

[runsoncola]

[Okay, he'll buy it.]

A princess? Of course; only a title such as that could befit someone such as yourself.

[He bows...slightly before standing up straight and clearing his throat.]

One introduction begets another, Princess-dono, so without further delay allow me to introduce myself! I am known far and wide across many circles as the legendary Super High-School Level Doujin Author, but you may refer to me as Hifumi Yamada! The pleasure is all mine.

no worries~

[princesspool]

[She was about to ask who that woman was, but he seems to have taken control of the conversation. She allows it, but then... Cultural differences ahoy]

Doujin... Dou-jin...

Oh! Those people that make comic books! How artistic and creative, Yamada-san!

Oh good!

[runsoncola]

[Not minding is in many ways a double-edged sword, as he tends to ramble on and on to anyone who will listen.]

Ah, you've heard of my passion? Wonderful!

[This pleases him tremendously, especially as she seems impressed.]

Admittedly the term "comic book" is a bit of an oversimplification, but for a princess from another land to have heard of it...such a thing is truly astounding! I take it you are a reader?

[princesspool]

I have bought a few of them from overseas.

For example, in America they make these delightful comics about Jason and Freddy dueling it out over corpses and nightmares!

[Not exactly the magical girl hentai you may have been looking for.]

[runsoncola]

I-I see! So you are a fan of the horror genre, Princess-dono!

[It's not really his cup of tea, but different strokes for different folks he supposes.]

Admittedly there are quite a few of those that are made. Many who come to general events do enjoy such works.

[kuzuubyduu]

Pokemons for babies you fucking nerd. Just, holy shit, don't quote that garbage around me.



Embarrassing.

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[runsoncola]

Babies?!

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[runsoncola]

[After the shock of that statement passes he'll switch to anger!]

H-how can you state such a falsity so casually? Pokemon is not for babies; it's a timeless series! People like you with no respect for the greats disgust me!

[kuzuubyduu]

{ooc: glorious}

Yeah it is.

It's for fucking babies and fat nerds like you. I bet X and Y is the same shit over again, just like last time. The mega evolutions look retarded and everything but Pancham looks stupid as fuck.

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[runsoncola]

Of course the formula will be similar; if it isn't broken don't fix it!

[...wait. Something smells fishy here and it's not a Magikarp.

..................................]

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[runsoncola]

[Okay yeah he's got it now. Naturally, he strikes a smug pose while...trying to look badass.]

You know...for someone who says Pokemon is for babies you sure do know a lot about the newest generation. As such, I can only conclude that you are indeed a fan who is merely hiding their interest beneath a layer of hate and disinterest.

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[kuzuubyduu]

[...!]

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[kuzuubyduu]

What the hell did you say to me, you fat piece of shit?! I would never waste my fucking time with a 3DS let alone pokemon! I only know all that shit because assholes like you wont stop talking about it.

I'd say I'm sorry, but let's be honest; I'm obviously not

[runsoncola]

Zvarri! After careful analysis I have perceived a reaction that counters your claim. And I did not even need a bracelet to do it either!

[Cue the approperiate music]

You are indeed a fan of the series; of this I am certain.

[TAKE THAT!]

okay, luke atmey

[kuzuubyduu]

Holy shit, like I'd have anything in common with you!!

You tell anyone I like Pokemon and I'll gut you and sell what little meat we can skin off your fat rolls to overgrown rich cannibals in South America.

Wait if I'm him does that mean I get an awesome monocle? Because I'm cool with that.

[runsoncola]

U-under normal circumstances I would refuse such an agreement under my own personal pretenses, b-but because your social skill trait is maxed out I find this to be an offer I can't refuse!

[Not because he's terrified or anything!]

[kuzuubyduu]

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You're going to stay quiet, shut up...







and give me your starter.

[runsoncola]

Eeehhh? W-why not just join the game yourself?

[Chances are Kuz wouldn't want his starter.]

[kuzuubyduu]

Maybe you didn't hear me right, I said you're going give me your starter. I'm not trading you shit back.

...unless you're picking Chespin, that's my pick, give me the frog or something.