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[automailninja]

I am honored that you decided to pick me up as a muse, Miss Mundane.

I don't know what you plan to do with me, but I have duties I should get back to. Must find the prince. I fear what that homunculus has done with him. There has to be a way to free the young master from its influence. I will not fail him again.

.....

What was that, Miss Mundane? I cannot resume my search? You want to use me for... memes? I am unfamiliar with that term.

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[automailninja]

At least some good has come from this.

[And indeed she doesn't remember for it has yet to happen. At least from this thread. Her canon point changes with the whims of her all-powerful mun.]

They are? Is it the world that is preventing them to use their alchemy? Or is it something more sinister?

[neverpays]

It's these collars the goddess puts on us. It keeps Ed and Al from doing alchemy and me from being able to sense the Dragon's Pulse, among other things.

[Which would be a pretty cool ability to have, really, if he needed it.]

We're basically her slaves... [Frowning, just thinking about it, he crosses his arms. He doesn't want Lan Fan to deal with something like this.]

[automailninja]

Even the Dragon's Pulse? [Her eyes lowered again.] That sounds awful... I should be there with you.

[He may not want her to be put into that situation but she would follow him to hell and back without a second thought.]

[neverpays]

[He bows his head a bit, not sure what to say. He wants her there with him and yet this place... it would put them in an awkward position, one he didn't want her to have to suffer through.]

Well, it certainly would feel more like home if you were here. It has beaches and the sand almost feels like walking through Xing, if you close your eyes. The place doesn't get nearly as hot though, I don't think.

[automailninja]

Then let me be by your side. I will not allow you to go through this alone.

[It was her duty after all. She would come even if he protested.]

[neverpays]

It's not up to me... it's your Mundane that gets to decide.

[Which he hates so he is just going to stand over here scowling at nothing.]

[automailninja]

My Mundane has already begun the process. If all goes according to plan, I shall be rejoining you shortly, young master.

[neverpays]

Great. [Ie. NOT GREAT. He's pissed. Goddamn it mundanes!!]

Just, uh- I dunno. We'll be fine though. You don't have to do anything weird.

[Until curse time. :| fuuu-]

[automailninja]

Do anything weird? [He gave him a questioning look. Why would she do anything weird? He was acting so strangely.] Don't concern yourself with me. I have endured worse.

[neverpays]

Yeah- sometimes the goddess curses people into doing things against their will.

[Yes, because he was totally talking about that and not weird as in having sex with him while both were in their proper state of mind.]

No, no I don't think you have.

[Nothing was worse than what the merpeople did to him but that was a story for another time.]

[automailninja]

[Curses? There was little she could do to defend against the supernatural. Unless she could go after the one casting them. But by the sound of it... That would prove difficult.

Her brow furrowed a bit with frustration. Dammit Miss Mundane. You didn't mention this.]

Don't worry, young master. I'm not afraid. I will not allow this to get in the way of performing my duties.

[neverpays]

I- [He honestly doesn't know how to say it. You would think after being stuck there over a year, he could talk the birds and the bees with his retainer and yet he can't seem to do it. It would be like admitting he's been defeated, by admitting that he hasn't found a way to get out. He likes feeling like things are in his hands... and this is very much not.]

I am more than sure there will be a day where you come to rethink those words.

[He scrubs his hand across his face, sighing and crossing his arms. Hey at least he didn't flat out say "You have to have sex to survive."]

[automailninja]

[She honestly didn't know why Master Ling was so worried. What was worse then fighting immortal monsters and almost dying? If this place was as bad as he was letting on then again... she wouldn't let him do this alone.]

I am well aware of the dangers my duty places me in. This is what I have been trained to do all my life. It will be alright.