Yuzu Aihara (Citrus) - I pick the most random muses

[terriblesister]

GAH!

You can't do this! You can't separate me from Mei! Not now! This isn't fair! This should be illegal! How can you do this- it's an invasion of privacy! Privacy!

Is Mei even going to be on here?

This isn't faaaaiiiiir--!!

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[aworthyrival]

Oh, man.

Did you get dragged away when you were about to score?

[terriblesister]

W-Worse...

[terriblesister]

-And I'm not trying to score on my sister!

[aworthyrival]

Oh, God, you were talking about your sister. Okay, sorry, that was a really weird opening question, then!

[terriblesister]

W-Well, step-sister really; we met a few weeks ago. Trying to do right by her, y'know? Except now I'm stuck here.

[aworthyrival]

I feel for you! These "muns" really have the worst timing, don't they?

[terriblesister]

You have no idea.

[aworthyrival]

Oh yeah? Gimme an idea, then.

[terriblesister]

[ohshit no-]

W-Well it's kindof...

Complicated.

[aworthyrival]

Oh, I know all about complicated, believe me.

[terriblesister]

Oh? What was it like over at yours?

[aworthyrival]

Love triangle! Childhood best friend! It didn't end in my favor!

[terriblesister]

L-Love triangle?! Sound's rough!

[aworthyrival]

Yeah. Yeah, it was. I hope your "complicated" isn't like that.

[terriblesister]

[...nnnnnope slumping back to depressed.

TAKE A WILD GUESS]

[aworthyrival]

There, there. You're not related by blood! And you only met a little while ago, you said, right? So it's only socially awkward, not illegal!

[terriblesister]

I never even knew I was attracted to women before...

[aworthyrival]

. . . This is how you're finding out . . . okay, teasing aside, thaaaaat is pretty rough.

[terriblesister]

...

She kissed me first.

[aworthyrival]

Wait, so it's not unrequited? What's so complicated about that?

. . . Other than your parents finding out and probably not liking it.

[terriblesister]

Ah... ahah it's not it's complicated and...

...there's a childhood friend involved...

[thin ice thin ice thin ice]

[aworthyrival]

Don't beat around the bush! You know I'm going to just keep prying until you explain it all!

[terriblesister]

[AAAAAA]

I don't get her either okay?!

[aworthyrival]

Even with the kiss? Wow. Sounds like you fell for a weirdo.

[terriblesister]

She's just... sad. And I want to make her happy.

I mean, I'm supposed to be the older sister, right?

[aworthyrival]

Okay, you are never going to get this straightened up if you keep on mixing the sibling stuff into it. She's your sister or she's your girlfriend! It can't be both!

[terriblesister]

[d-did you have to mention the g-word...]

I was about to find out!

[terriblesister]

B-But then something'd happened and she's all closed up again.

[aworthyrival]

*Yes, because you're all wishy-washy 8|*

Huh. And you're not sure what? Is this where the "childhood friend" stuff comes in?

[terriblesister]

[dishwater has more consistency than she does it's true]

I-I think so...

I tried to ask her about it but... she brushed me off. And now I'm here.

[aworthyrival]

*oh man Chika is starting to get it*

*you're the Hana in this situation*

I may have to stop advising you on this. I'm starting to sense a conflict of interest.

[terriblesister]

[THIN ICE BROKEN]

...Because you were the childhood friend?

[aworthyrival]

Thaaaaaat's right. If you win, please always remember the girl whose heart you'll be trampling all over!

[terriblesister]

I... guess I should just be a sister then.

[aworthyrival]

If just hearing that is enough to discourage you, yeah, maybe you should.

[terriblesister]

...I don't know what I'm doing. And half the time she does something and makes it worse!

[aworthyrival]

Ugh, you really are like her . . . though I'm getting the sense that your maybe-sister-maybe-girlfriend has some issues, too.

[terriblesister]

You have no idea... [why do you have to make her worry so much Mei]

[aworthyrival]

Well, look, if you don't know what you're doing, figure it out! It might not be easy, but you need some kind of clarity here! I mean, one mean comment from me and you're ready to fold? Are you sure you really love this girl?

[terriblesister]

It's not about that! It's...

I want to do what will make her happy, but I can't tell what that is. She can be really hard to read.

[terriblesister]

...A-And of course I love her. [sob saying that out loud be careful she might just collapse into embarrassment here]