a commentary. (CANON is ＢＵＬＬＹ)

[ifiwin]

Right.

So, first of all I just want to say congratulations on your amazing failure to turn your application in on time. You having to wait another week now is no one's fault but your own and I'm gonna suggest you invest in a planner, or maybe actually using that smart phone of yours. It has a neat little function called a calendar, you know? It has dates and months on it. The thing is useful and not just for playing, oh--I don't know.

Minecraft.

Second of all. Maybe during this week of thought you should actually be considering the situation you're bringing me into. Items to tick off? Write this down because we've already covered that your memory is poor at best. [A small pause.] Medical care, likelihood of asylums actually existing and the educational system.

Also--repeat after me. Giant turtle.

Comments

[iguanasolution]

It's really not so bad, and you get used to it.

The Giant turtle thing I mean, eventually you just go with it and stop crossing your eyes at the thought.

[ifiwin]

I don't know. It's all a little too Disney to think about. Next thing you know the turtle starts singing and then the whole place burst out into unified song.

[iguanasolution]

Seeing how it doesn't even talk unless it's in dreams, having it suddenly burst into song would be more horror movie than Disney.

There's a lot of kids our age on the turtle though, and a clinic if you're worried about doctors and stuff. The rationing is over so we get enough food and more... you'll be fine.

[ifiwin]

Fine--dreams of people singing together and correct. That's about as horror film as it gets really, I'll take that nightmare.

I'm not worried about a clinic not existing, more of it actually existing at all. Are the medicated minded individuals or happy to let people live on as they should; uninhibited.

[iguanasolution]

...What? Uh, no. I don't think it's that kind of- they only take care of you if you have a broken bone or... something it's not that kind of clinic. We just have to keep each other safe, you know? Stick together.

[ifiwin]

So everyone on the turtle back holds hands and plays friendly do they?

[iguanasolution]

We don't 'play' friendly. At least I don't... I just want to help out. I'm sure everyone will want to help you out when you get there.

[servingpoundcake]

[Oh it's that batshit Smith kid.]

Tch. Any place where you're going needs an asylum.

[ifiwin]

Oh my.

I'm hurt, I truly am! [And there's that smirk.] Now what makes you want to see hurtful things like that?

[servingpoundcake]

[Kirby rolls his eyes.]

I'm just tellin' you the truth, Smith. You're a psychopath.

[ifiwin]

Tell me.

What sounds better on a resume; intellectual, or brain-damaged jock? That's if you can formulate an answer. I understand if it's too much for you.

[servingpoundcake]

Intellectual? You sure you don't mean certifiable?

[Smirking, because he's proud of that one!]

[ifiwin]

Look at you.

Using big words! Did you confuse a dictionary for a playbook again?

[servingpoundcake]

You're asking for some poundcake, asshole. Maybe you should quit while you can still use your lungs and go make out with your little friend, Kowalski.

[ifiwin]

Turning to gay jokes already, are we? Don't tell me you've already run out of material.

[servingpoundcake]

Who said I was joking? Just calling it like I see it.

[ifiwin]

And how do you see it, exactly? Let's keep in mind the earlier comment that alluded to your inevitable brain damage. I'm not sure your opinion counts.

[servingpoundcake]

[Rude, of course his opinion counts.]

I'm not the only one who sees it. Everyone knows you and that whimp have a little thing for each other. What other reason could someone have to stick around you?