dragging this muse out kicking and screaming

[brokenfeathers]

yes because inviting yet another strider to wax poetic on this forum is exactly what this place needs
you muns just love to cream yourselves over strider man pain
oops was that supposed to be a secret looks like the cats out of the bag
just too many claws man you cant keep that beast contained
that is one dirty cat too yall need to learn to keep better care of your pets
but seriously the strider obsession is flattering and all
were choice specimens i know but there is such thing as too many god damn striders
yeah yeah i know its a real shock it cant be true how will you go on without literally every asshole with shades all up in here
but there comes a point where there is way too much long rambling metaphors in red and orange
and you went and picked me on top of that like what the original wasnt messed up enough for you or something

speaking of if you wanted me on your good side picking that username wasnt the smartest idea just fyi
pretty sure there is no way you can call someone who isnt a messed up perverted freak broken and expect them to be at your beck and call and bowing at your feet all yes mun here i am please use me for your messsed up wims
go ahead and fuck my life up even more what i care im already half bird and a game construct
what could you possibly do to me to make things worse at this point
dont answer that

at least i know im pretty safe from getting sent somewhere long term
even you have enough of a brain to realize you already have a shit ton of more important things to do than fuck around with me
you have to handle dealing with shouty mcswearsalot already and i dont envy you that one
im just gonna go ahead and call this little piece of your headspace and label it feathery asses only zone
vantas unless your ass has suddenly sprouted feathers you do not get to crash it
if i get to be the boohoo tragic backstory guy in here you best believe im fucking working it
gotta have my silent brooding corner thats pretty much a requirement

but uh
there's a tiny little post-it note taped on
which basically says
that maybe if bros around
or rose or john or jade
i wouldnt mind them crashing the oh woe is me pity party while im around
and even if youre not them i guess you can come in too as long as youre not an asshole and i dont talk shit about my friends or something
so hit me up if you want i guess