canon is 'the iron druid chronicles'

[redheadedsiren]

Look, I understand completely. You're almost fully caught up now, and the fact that I'm finally a Druid makes me way more appealing, right?

Well, you can forget it. I'm not going anywhere without him.

- or the hound.

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[besthoundever]

[This, Granuaile, is an Irish Wolfhound. Barreling in your direction. I hope you are prepared for dog glomps.]

[redheadedsiren]

[ ABSOLUTELY.

Be prepared for your Clever Girl to do some glomping of her own. ]

Hey, buddy.

[besthoundever]

[YAY. Glomping is great. Also face licking. Hope you like face licking.]

<Hi, Clever Girl! Great Big Bears, I missed you! I don't think I should hump your leg, though. I'll save that for Atticus. BUT YOU'RE HERE.>

[redheadedsiren]

I appreciate the thought, Oberon.

[ She's good with face licking, even if it's connected to some pretty righteous sausage breath. ]

[besthoundever]

[You don't eve understand. All breath should smell like sausage.]

<Do you want me to anyway?>

[redheadedsiren]

What? No. You should totally save it up for Atticus. I think he'd appreciate double hump-love.

[ Speaking of sausage... ]

[besthoundever]

[OH. EM. GEE. There is totally a reason he likes you!]

<You're right, he totally would. Wait, you have sausage too?! You're awesome, Clever Girl!>

[redheadedsiren]

Only for my favorite hound.

[ She'll just put the bag down and back away slowly. ]

[besthoundever]

<Thanks! You're my second favorite human ever after Atticus.>

[BRB CHOWING DOWN]

[redheadedsiren]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[ She'll sneak in a small scratching behind the ears once he's done. ]

[besthoundever]

[She's so nice~]

<Thanks, Clever Girl. It feels like I haven't been petted in forever. That one's in minutes, right?>

[redheadedsiren]

Yes, I'm pretty sure that one's in minutes.

[ She kisses the top of a fuzzy head. ]

[besthoundever]

< Gravy! I knew it was!>

[redheadedsiren]

So, what are you up to today?

[besthoundever]

< Not much. It's really boring around here. I don't even get to sniff any asses.>

[tinklinglaugh]

[ Well hello there... face twin. Kitty looks more intrigued than anything. ]

Him? Like a lover?

[redheadedsiren]

[ Granuaile, on the other hand, just frowns. Visibly. ]

Like - a sensei.

[tinklinglaugh]

[ Looking more and more entertained by the second. ]

Why not both? Both sounds like fun.

[redheadedsiren]

I never said it wasn't both.

[ Cue slow smile. ]

[tinklinglaugh]

Atta girl! That's more like it.

[ She's far too pleased by your conquests here. ]

[redheadedsiren]

Uh, thanks? I think.

[ It's always good to have a face twin cheerleader. ]

[tinklinglaugh]

[ Any face twin of hers should be gettin' some action, as far as she's concerned. ]

What's he like, then? Handsome? Magical? Give me the details.

[redheadedsiren]

Definitely handsome. Very magical. I think the two must be interconnected somehow.

[ Although she'd thought so even before she had the ability to see his magic for herself. ]

[tinklinglaugh]

I met a man who was both very handsome and magical once, so they must be. Is yours charming, too?

[redheadedsiren]

Sometimes too charming for his own good.

[tinklinglaugh]

Mine, too. He could charm the jewels from a woman's neck, if that's what he wanted.

[redheadedsiren]

Did he charm your - jewels off?

[ Oh, that was a terrible innuendo. She's embarrassed by herself. ]

[tinklinglaugh]

[ Thankfully, Kitty just thinks it's funny. ]

No, but we did it together. Charmed, that is. [ Among other things. ] He charmed the men, too, almost better than I could.

[earthbinded]

You, my dear, are entirely shameless.

[redheadedsiren]

Me?

[earthbinded]

Yes, you. Don't try to play innocent now, young lady.

[redheadedsiren]

Or you'll what, spank me?

[earthbinded]

No. You'd like that too much.

[redheadedsiren]

Damn.

- you still haven't told me what you're going to do.

[earthbinded]

I'm feeling magnanimous today so I will defer your punishment.

[redheadedsiren]

I'm eternally grateful, O Wise and Ancient Druid.

[earthbinded]

Yeah, sure you are.