re: player plots at thewake

[dj_mort]

Giiiirl, please. You worry too damn much, you know? [Well! After everything that's been happening I--] Yeah, shush, you're doing it again.

Okay, so things are a little hectic for me right now. [ Hectic? Not the word I'd chose.] Whatever! It's fine, I'll be fine. I wouldn't say it's a picnic with everything going on with Hazama, but I'm not mad about it. Really, not fibbing here! I wish I handled it differently but can't change that now can I? Just gotta roll with the punches and you should follow my lead on that, okay?

But...there is one thing.

[ Ha! Knew you'd complain eventually.]

Stop dicking around here and get back to tagging.

[You suck.]

Oh, and let's get on that quest to find me a significant other already! One booty call ain't gonna cut it!

Comments

[essencetheft]

I know someone you could bang!

[dj_mort]

Oh yeah?---wait, if you say Nott I'm gonna be sad.

[essencetheft]

Yeah? You know what makes me sad? THE FACT THAT YOU MESSED THINGS UP WITH NOTT THAT'S WHAT.

[dj_mort]

I plead the fifth!

[essencetheft]

Huh? [Sorry, no one explained the American legal system to her.] Look, whatever. Just say your sorry and then seduce him and get it over with.

[dj_mort]

Oh my god, Ahri, seriously? Pretty sure he's got the hots for a girl back home anyways, so no dice.

[dimeliora]

[...And THAT is his complaint here, seriously? She can't help shaking her head.]

Well thank god you've got your priorities straight, Cayce. I mean, what's peace and quiet in the city compared to a permanent solution for morning wood?

[dj_mort]

Gee, thanks Irene. When you put it like that I sound like a real asshole. [Like he doesn't feel bad enough...]

I'd just like to worry about something normal for once, you know?

[dimeliora]

It's all right, Sparky, I was joking. Worrying about homicidal psychopaths gets stale pretty fast.

Kinda surprised you haven't found someone already, if I'm being honest.

[dj_mort]

Yeah it does get old fast, but you're right. Just trying to keep the mun from drowning in "feels" in the meantime...

[Well now, he actually looks almost embarrassed for once.] Hah, y-yeah. Well. It's okay. It is the way it is. I don't mind so much, but it sure would nice.

[dimeliora]

[A shrug.] Lucky for my mun, I'm too much of "a prick" for feels to be a factor. Guess we can't luck out like we did, hm?

You'll rope someone in sooner or later, tiger. Just try to hang in there. And don't open the conversation with morning wood.

[dj_mort]

Sage advice if I ever heard it, Irene. [He laughs.] Thanks.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

What did you go and do now?

[Because the last time these two spoke she was trapped in a small dark room with him and she's still kind of convinced that it was pretty much Lucas' fault.]

[dj_mort]

[That was so not his fault, Saft!]

I didn't do anything!

Although...this does remind my forgetful mun to tag that musebox thing.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yuh-huh, that's why Nott's not exactly happy right now with you?

[Oh! change of subject.]

Wait musebox thing? As in my musebox thing?

[dj_mort]

[Operation Distraction successful.]

Yeah! Your musebox thing! It looks super cool, not gonna lie. Forgetful mun's just gotta tag into tonight, that's all.
I think it'll be way more fun than that closet thread...and probably less of me getting slapped. [Don't hold your breath, Lucas.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yeah, sorry I kinda got carried away with the slapping.

[Plus for a girl she slaps pretty hard, oops.]

Heh, I wonder what you'd be there I mean there's plenty of things to choose from.

[dj_mort]

Eh, forget about it. Not the first or the last time I'll be smacked upside the head.
Yeah, your world is pretty neat, Saft. Do you think I can talk her into making me a dragon or something?

[Also the mun apologizes for not tagging it last night as planned...RL stuff cropped up.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You as a dragon?

...Heh, You know - I think I can see that.

[francaisprincesse]

Ooohlala~! You are on quest to find lover~!?

[dj_mort]

[Hello there, hothothot. And he wonders why he's single.]

Best kind of quest, am I right?

still the same character, just an AU

[goddessofbeauty]

[Say she's hot, and she'll actually give Lucas a kiss.]

Ah oui~! The best and noblest quest of all~! ^_~

[dj_mort]

[He's getting there! A little more smoothly than that stupid desire storm, for sure.]

Sounds like we're on the same page, then. [He smiles. She's hot and has a nice accent. Score!]

What's your name, little lady?

[francaisprincesse]

[Well there's only one way to find out how smooth Lucas can be.

She winks at him.] Ah oui~! We sail the same boat, non~!?

Monsieur can call me Ellie. Though people use a number of names as well~! [She is a nation after all.] and you~!? What shall I call ma petit mignon~!?

[dj_mort]

So, are you the captain or is that me? [He doesn't mind either way, really. Though his grin does widen just a bit.]

Beautiful name for a beautiful lady, Ellie. [He has no idea what she just said but it sounded nice so it must be good.] You call me whatever you want to with that accent, you know.

[He laughs, he was being cheesy and he knew it, but he can't hlep it.] But seriously, I'm Lucas. It's nice to meet you.

[francaisprincesse]

[She winks playfully.] I love a man who knows how to be in-charge~!

Merci~! [She giggles at his attempt to be playful.] Monsieur Lucas, such sexy name you have, non~!?

[giveadragonsomelove]

Yo dude. Not even MY priorities are that wack. I think you'd want to take care of the bad guy first. You know. So he DOESN'T go after your boo.

[dj_mort]

He's not exactly the kind of bad guy you can beat the snot off and never hear from again. Besides, he'd just be back...and I'm not putting my life totally on hold for some asshole.

[giveadragonsomelove]

I guess that makes sense. Still though, you gotta be careful. Bad guys like him usually go for the people you care about.

...Not that he hasn't done that already.

Just be glad you don't share a headspace with him.

[dj_mort]

Yeah.

...Okay, you win. I think I would just nope my way out if I had to bump around mun's head with someone like that.

[giveadragonsomelove]

I wish I could sometimes. Mun's got weird ideas. Luckily though, unless the game gets that masked 'Father of the Year' guy, I should be safe from those crazy ideas.

Though, as your future temporary adopted bro, I'm just gonna say remember to use protection dude.

[dj_mort]

I don't think I want to know.

Duh, of course. That's rule number one. [He rolls his eyes.] Yeah next week is gonna be a fucking riot, isn't it?

[giveadragonsomelove]

Oh it will be. Like when I kick your can all over the city during our little parkour thing.

Never bet against a dragon yo.

[dj_mort]

Oh you can turn into a dragon already? I'll still kick your ass. It ain't parkour if you're flying over shit.

[giveadragonsomelove]

I got me a good teacher. Been training over a month Bending and magic. Course I can.

And it ain't cheating if I use wings to glide a little here and there. You'll see, dye-job.

[dj_mort]

Then I guess it ain't cheating if I use teleportation, then.

[giveadragonsomelove]

How is that not cheating? Just instantly going from one place to another isn't the same as getting a little help across gaps. Jeez.

You're going to be a horrible big bro.

[dj_mort]

Pretty sure that's in my big brother contract. [Smirk.] Besides I can't teleport that far yet, don't get your panties in a knot, geez.

[giveadragonsomelove]

Still cheating, bro. Remind me to put my red jacket in with all your whites.

[dj_mort]

Pffft, please. I'll rock a pink shirt any day of the week.

But go ahead, it's almost cute how much you try. A for effort, Jake.

[giveadragonsomelove]

Pink shirt is just the starter. You'll see. You'll be begging for mercy once the week is over. Pranks are my specialty, right after laying the smack down Amdrag style.