MASSIVE spoilers for 3x11 inside

[skybluejeep]

..........

So. I was the only one there for my mother when she died. Eight years ago. Which would make me nine at the time. Don't even sit here and try to line it up with your bullshit, mun, you weren't nine and completely alone when he died. You said you were going to write my exploration of Sinbrilee after last night's ep because they'd hinted you got to know how everything went down.

Well there it is. Go ahead. Ruin me and turn me into a little ball of angst. I've got one foot in the grave now in canon anyway, with a darkness around my heart that I'll feel for the rest of my life thank you very much Jeff Davis. And I don't even know if it'll help my dad.

Awesome. Excellent.

In the words of a very wise man, why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and then pour lemon juice all over it!

Comments

[runboyrun]

...Figures. The only other person I'll ever meet who's watched Princess Bride, and guess what! It's me!

[skybluejeep]

Wuv. TWU wuv. Dat dweam wiffin a dweam...

I think I'm gonna put that on today. Just to distract myself.

[runboyrun]

I don't know if there's an Adstringendum game over here, but they had Rodents Of Unusual Size. My little nerd heart swelled.

And when all this is over, you-slash-we have to initiate Pack Movie Night. It needs to be a thing.

[skybluejeep]

Agreed. And only we're allowed to pick the movies, otherwise Allison and Lydia will make us all watch The Notebook until we die bleeding from our eyeballs.

[runboyrun]

Let's be diplomatic about this. We can take a vote. Because apart from those two, who is seriously gonna vote for that movie?

[skybluejeep]

Scott might, just to make Allison happy. And I'm still not sure about Isaac. He's got a secret chick flick soul. A man who wears scarves like he does has to.

[runboyrun]

...You have a terrifying point. Okay, blanket ban on The Notebook, but otherwise it's thrown open to a vote?

[skybluejeep]

I say we take a list of movies, say 50 or so, and everybody tallies their top 20. THAT way we don't get bickering over what's next. It'll be scientific.

[runboyrun]

Yeah, but that takes all the spontenaiety out of it. How about we write a list of the top twenty that people wanna see, then roll a D20 for it?

...You do still have the D20, right?

[skybluejeep]

Uh, which one? The green one, or the black one with the gold numbering? I still have all my gaming dice. They're in my Superman lunchbox. ...Our Superman lunchbox.

[runboyrun]

Atta self. I dunno, world's gone crazy. You might have had to use them in some bizarre nerdy ritual to save us all or something.

[skybluejeep]

...I knew our obsession with Magic: The Gathering would come in handy some day.

[runboyrun]

Like our Adderall-fuelled Googling sprees have helped keep Scott's ass in one piece thus far.

[lefthandedgenius]

You hate everything?

Really?

Everything?

[skybluejeep]

........Okay, not everything.

[lefthandedgenius]

Good to know.

Because the next time you have a panic attack, it's not like you can carry some Lydia In A Bottle around with you.

[skybluejeep]

I don't need you in a bottle. I just need you.

[lefthandedgenius]

Are you going to start faking panic attacks?

[skybluejeep]

...Not anymore, no.

[lefthandedgenius]

I wasn't implying you were faking it before.

Just that...given what happened you might --

You know what? I'm going to shove my foot in my mouth over in this here corner.

[skybluejeep]

That was the joke, Lydia. Meaning I was gonna fake it from now on, just to get...

Uh. Yeah. I'm gonna go get a podi-oral-ectomy now.

[lefthandedgenius]

[Lydia quirks her mouth, far preferring to fake being a nitwit than actually being one.]

Sorry. My sense of humor's a little off kilter, all things considered?

[skybluejeep]

I was trying to be romantic. I kinda suck at that, don't I?

[lefthandedgenius]

A little bit. It's kind of feast or famine with you.

[skybluejeep]

Well, to be fair, I kinda wanted our first kiss to be somewhere other than the locker room.