MASSIVE spoilers for 3x11 inside

[skybluejeep]

..........

So. I was the only one there for my mother when she died. Eight years ago. Which would make me nine at the time. Don't even sit here and try to line it up with your bullshit, mun, you weren't nine and completely alone when he died. You said you were going to write my exploration of Sinbrilee after last night's ep because they'd hinted you got to know how everything went down.

Well there it is. Go ahead. Ruin me and turn me into a little ball of angst. I've got one foot in the grave now in canon anyway, with a darkness around my heart that I'll feel for the rest of my life thank you very much Jeff Davis. And I don't even know if it'll help my dad.

Awesome. Excellent.

In the words of a very wise man, why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and then pour lemon juice all over it!

Comments

[runboyrun]

...Figures. The only other person I'll ever meet who's watched Princess Bride, and guess what! It's me!

[skybluejeep]

Wuv. TWU wuv. Dat dweam wiffin a dweam...

I think I'm gonna put that on today. Just to distract myself.

[runboyrun]

I don't know if there's an Adstringendum game over here, but they had Rodents Of Unusual Size. My little nerd heart swelled.

And when all this is over, you-slash-we have to initiate Pack Movie Night. It needs to be a thing.

[skybluejeep]

Agreed. And only we're allowed to pick the movies, otherwise Allison and Lydia will make us all watch The Notebook until we die bleeding from our eyeballs.

[runboyrun]

Let's be diplomatic about this. We can take a vote. Because apart from those two, who is seriously gonna vote for that movie?

[skybluejeep]

Scott might, just to make Allison happy. And I'm still not sure about Isaac. He's got a secret chick flick soul. A man who wears scarves like he does has to.

[runboyrun]

...You have a terrifying point. Okay, blanket ban on The Notebook, but otherwise it's thrown open to a vote?

[skybluejeep]

I say we take a list of movies, say 50 or so, and everybody tallies their top 20. THAT way we don't get bickering over what's next. It'll be scientific.

[runboyrun]

Yeah, but that takes all the spontenaiety out of it. How about we write a list of the top twenty that people wanna see, then roll a D20 for it?

...You do still have the D20, right?

[skybluejeep]

Uh, which one? The green one, or the black one with the gold numbering? I still have all my gaming dice. They're in my Superman lunchbox. ...Our Superman lunchbox.

[runboyrun]

Atta self. I dunno, world's gone crazy. You might have had to use them in some bizarre nerdy ritual to save us all or something.

[skybluejeep]

...I knew our obsession with Magic: The Gathering would come in handy some day.

[runboyrun]

Like our Adderall-fuelled Googling sprees have helped keep Scott's ass in one piece thus far.

[skybluejeep]

Das rite.

Also! OMG. The game I'm in? I'm getting my Adderall supplies from a guy by the name of - wait for it - Bruce Wayne.

Not that I can ICly make the connection, for fear of fourth-walling. BUT. Here I can freak out about it because Batman is getting me my Adderall.

[runboyrun]

OH. MY. GOD. Are you kidding me?! Batman is your drug dealer?!

[skybluejeep]

YES.

I can't find out that Bruce Wayne = Batman, because that's just polite gaming. BUT. BATMAN. IS IN MY WORLD. HE'S REAL.

It's so epic.

[runboyrun]

That is so cool.

Also, I've been thinking. You know how we always say we don't wanna be Robin?

[skybluejeep]

...Yeah, I'm probably thinking the same thing you're thinking. But let's hear it.

[runboyrun]

...We are totally Nightwing.

[skybluejeep]

Damn RIGHT we are!

Except we're gonna avoid the whole Blüdhaven thing, just because it's a stupid name.

...........Although if we can convince Lydia to cosplay as Koriand'r I'd die a happy man.

[runboyrun]

...I know what my project for the rest of my life is.

[Brofist?]

[skybluejeep]

[Brofist!]

I knew you'd prefer Nightwing/Kori to Nightwing/Oracle. I mean, they almost got married for Pete's sake!

[runboyrun]

You're me. You know all of my darkest secrets.

...Speaking of, is there a Derek at your game?

[skybluejeep]

No, but there's one on reserve. Along with Erica, Lydia, Allison and Peter.

Basically? I got to TuShan first and then everybody followed me. I was totally the trendsetter.

[runboyrun]

That's awesome. I've been lured to Cape Kore by a werewolf called Brigid. Have you met her?