Muse is not a fan of her username

[pieworthy]

Stop that. Stop that right now. There's nothing funny about this journal name. The last thing I need on top of everything else is for her to see it and get ideas all over again.

...I just cleaned the floor.

Comments

[sugartitties]

What makes you so fucking special that you deserve pie?

[pieworthy]

I--[Blinks a couple of times, looking more than a little awkward.] Never said I was. I didn't ask her to throw her pie for me.

[sugartitties]

Haaah!? She threw her pie?! What the fuck is wrong with her?! If she didn't want it, she could had gave it to me! What a waste of delicious godly goodness!

[pieworthy]

She has impulse control issues? [Shrugs her shoulders. Piper isn't about to go into great detail about what happened. Not in a place like this, where she can go back to being the person she really is--or at least likes to think she is. These days, she's not so sure.]

[sugartitties]

She sounds batshit to me.

Just finished watching OiTNB for the second time - Good to see someone from it! :)

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

You know now you've said that, you've gotta tell the story.

[Smirk]

Come on, hermana - share with the class.

I just got done watching it for the first time. So good! I hope more muses are around

[pieworthy]

There's not much of a story to tell. Someone was bothering me and someone else felt the need to defend me, so she threw her pie at the person who was bothering me.

[And tried to convince Pipes to be her wife.]

Me too!

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[That's less exciting than what he had in mind]

Waste of fucking pie, man...

*sending so much love your way*

[lordclydinator]

So someone pied you? Are you a politician?