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[terezi_pyrope]

YOUR3 OUT OF YOUR M1ND
WH4T 1S W1TH YOU S3ND1NG M3 TO CR4PPY PL4C3S W1TH QU3ST1ON4BL3 TH3M3S?

H4V3NT YOU RU1N3D 3NOUGH FUN FOR M3 4LR34DY >:/

OH OF COURS3 1 SHOULDV3 KNOWN YOU WOULDNT C4R3
4LL YOU W4NT 1S MY P41N 4ND SUFF3R1NG

4ND NO 1M NOT 3XC1T3D 4BOUT S331NG TH3M
...NO 1M NOT LY1NG 4BOUT 1T DONT TRY TO TW1ST M3 TO YOUR V13WS

TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1M SURPR1S3D 4BOUT 1S HOW QU1CK YOUR3 CLOS3 TO F1N1SH1NG TH1S '4PPL1C4T1ON'

M4YB3 1M 4LSO 4NGRY B3C4US3 1 M4Y H4V3 B33N 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF SOM3TH1NG, 3V3R TH1NK OF TH4T??

NO?

1 TH1NK W3R3 DON3 H3R3 >:[

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[terezi_pyrope]

WOW
CR34T1V3 4S 4LW4YS S3RK3T
L3T M3 KNOW WH3N YOU L34RN HOW TO COM3 UP W1TH SOM3TH1NG TH4T DO3SNT R33K OF T3N D4YS OLD DR4GON SH1T

[She firmly believes thi-- okay obviously not.]

[intimid8]

Yeah, well, let me know when you ever learn to get a less lamey lame sense of humor!
Only not, 8ecause I'd 8e w8ting forever.

[terezi_pyrope]

M4YB3 NON3 OF TH1S WOULD H4V3 GOTT3N TO TH1S PO1NT 1F YOU 4CTU4LLY L34RN3D HOW TO GR33T SOM3ON3 NORM4LLY

NOT TO M3NT1ON MY HUMOR 1S MUCH B3TT3R TH4N YOURS BY 4 LONGSHOT!

[intimid8]

Lieeeeeeees and we 8oth know it. To 8oth of those! I can totally greet you normally, look.
Hi sis, what's up. How's it hanging!

[terezi_pyrope]

C4LL1NG M3 S1S 4G41N?
YOU KNOW WH4T, WH4T3V3R

[Oh my god she missed that.]

1TS GO1NG F1N3, 1N F4CT R34LLY 4W3SOM3
N3V3R B33N B3TT3R!

1T K1ND OF DO3SNT COUNT S1NC3 W3V3 4LR34DY ST4RT3D TH3 CONV3RS4T1ON
SO 1T DO3SNT 3X4CTLY PROV3 4NYTH1NG WH3N YOU TH1NK 4BOUT 1T >:]

[intimid8]

Whaaaaaaaat, it definitely counts!
And I'd say I'm glad to hear it 8ut whoops, I actually really don't give a shit. I'm doing gr8 too, just in case you wanted to know.

[terezi_pyrope]

H4RDLY
M4YB3 N3XT T1M3 S3RK3T

Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH, WH1CH 1S 4NOTH3R R34SON WHY 1T D1DNT COUNT
DO1NG 'GR8' HUH?
OF COURS3 1 W4SNT CUR1OUS 4BOUT HOW YOU W3R3 DO1NG 1N TH3 SL1GHT3ST BUT D1D 1T M34N 1TS B3C4US3 YOU H4V3 SOM3 K1ND OF N3F4R1OUS PL4N GO1NG ON?

[intimid8]

Funny story actually. I'm just about to hatch a scheme to get revenge on a certain asshole who killed me in that game you might 8e heading to.
So yeah, pay8ack's going to 8e sweet. And that's gr8.

[terezi_pyrope]

OH
1 S33

1M SUR3 1T 1S
1N F4CT 1 B3T YOUR3 DY1NG TO M4K3 1T H4PP3N
W3LL 4T L34ST 1 COULD S4Y 1 W4S R1GHT 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG
1D W1SH YOU LUCK 4ND 4LL TH4T BUT 1M PR3TTY SUR3 1 WOULDNT N33D TO

[intimid8]

Haha, veeeeeeeery funny. See, this is exactly what I was talking a8out with your lame-ass sense of humor.
And of course I don't need your luck. I've got plenty, thanks.

[terezi_pyrope]

Y34H W3LL, 1 W4SNT TRY1NG TO CR4CK 4 JOK3 TH3R3
4S 1M SUR3 YOU W3R3NT
SO WH4TS TH3 PO1NT OF MYS3LF TRY1NG TO B3 FUNNY?

Y3S JUST S4Y WH4T W4S CL34RLY TH3 MOST OBV1OUS TH1NG 3V3R
1M SUR3 TH4T W1LL W1N YOU PO1NTS

[intimid8]

Just a friendly reminder! 8ecause that's what friends do. Or sisters. Hell if I know.
8esides, I'm always up for more points. Aaaaaaaall the points, if I don't have them already!

[terezi_pyrope]

Y34H FR13NDLY
FUNNY WORD COM1NG FROM YOU, 1F YOUR3 GO1NG TO TRY TO BR1NG UP TH3 S1ST3R TH1NG 4G41N >:/

1 4CTU4LLY D1DNT M34N TH4T THOUGH
YOU W1NN1NG PO1NTS
BUT 1F YOU 4CTU4LLY WON SOM3 1T WOULD ONLY B3 SOM3TH1NG L1K3 77 OUT OF 4 M1LL1ON

[intimid8]

Hey, as far as I'm concerned, we still are. That was never a thing that stopped happening.
And shut up, it'd 8e more like 88 million out of 80 million and you know it!

[terezi_pyrope]

...
1 JUST M1GHT 4GR33
4LTHOUGH NOTH1NG GOOD M4Y COM3 FROM 1T 4ND ONLY B3C4US3 YOUD BOTH3R M3 4BOUT 1T FOR3V3R OTH3RW1S3

4LR1GHT TH3N
1TD B3 MOR3 L1K3 S3V3N THOUS4ND OUT OF 80 M1LL1ON
1F 1M B31NG R34L1ST1C H3R3 >:]

[intimid8]

Wow, no way! Unless you'd 8e a measley 2 points out of 80 million. Which is a lot more likely. You get one for 8eing my teammate once, and that's it.

[ the other point is a secret. a serket if you will!! ]

[terezi_pyrope]

[The fact that she doesn't mention what the other point is naturally makes her curious.]

L3TS HUMOR YOU 1N TH3 SC3N4R1O TH4T TH1S 2 PO1NTS OUT OF 80 M1LL1ON TH1NG 1S TRU3
B3C4US3 1N 4CTU4L1TY 1T 1SNT 4ND 1 PROB4BLY H4V3 4T L34ST 413 M1LL1ON PO1NTS
1F 1 GOT ON3 FOR B31NG YOUR T34M4T3 ONC3 UPON 4 T1M3
WH4T 3X4CTLY 1S TH3 S3COND PO1NT FOR?

[intimid8]

Wouldn't yoooooooou like to know!
It is a mystery. To 8e honest, I think even 2 is 8eing too generous. 8ut that's exactly what I am, so be gr8ful!

[terezi_pyrope]

Y3S 1 WOULD 4CTU4LLY
WH1CH 1S TH3 R34SON 1 4SK3D
4ND SOM3HOW YOU C4LL1NG YOURS3LF G3N3ROUS 1S MOR3 TH4N JUST 4 B1T L4UGH4BL3
NOW JUST T3LL M3 4LR34DY

[intimid8]

I dunno, it's muuuuuuuuch more fun to keep you in suspense! Or, hey, you can even guess. I'll tell you if you're hot or cold or not.

[terezi_pyrope]

1M TH1NK1NG 1TS PROB4BLY SOM3TH1NG CLOS3 TO S1LLY 1 GU3SS
SO M4YB3 B3C4US3...YOU ST1LL CONS1D3R M3 4 FR13ND?
OR 1S 1T B3C4US3 YOU JUST W4NT TO LORD 1T OV3R M3?

OR M4YB3 1TS B3C4US3 YOU W4NT3D TO 4CTU4LLY B3 4 L1TTL3 F41R 4ND G1V3 M3 MOR3 TH4N ON3 PO1NT??

[intimid8]

[ ... actually the first, but like hell would she admit it. ]

Weeeeeeeell, your second and third guesses are close enough so I might as well give it to you.
The answer is 8ecause I'm just that gracious and generous and gr8 like that! You're welcome!

[terezi_pyrope]

[Yay, Seer of Mind guessing powers.]

HMM
1M NOT SO SUR3 1F 1D B3L13V3 1T
1T S33MS 4 L1TTL3 SUSP3CT
4ND 4LSO 1TS COM1NG FROM YOU SO TH3R3S TH4T TOO

W3LL 1F 1T W4S 3X4CTLY TH4T 1 WOULDNT B3 SURPR1S3D 1 GU3SS
YOU 4LW4YS T3ND TO B3 FULL OF YOURS3LF...

[intimid8]

You say that like it's a 8ad thing and like I don't have enough reason to 8e!

[terezi_pyrope]

1T 1S 4 B4D TH1NG
B3C4US3 1T M4K3S YOU PR3D1CT4BL3 MOR3 TH4N SOM3 OTH3RS
1T DO3SNT H3LP TH4T YOU C4N C4RRY YOUR W31GHT 4ND MOR3
BUT W3 C4N 4LL S33 WHY 1TS B33N SO H4RMFUL B3FOR3