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[terezi_pyrope]

YOUR3 OUT OF YOUR M1ND
WH4T 1S W1TH YOU S3ND1NG M3 TO CR4PPY PL4C3S W1TH QU3ST1ON4BL3 TH3M3S?

H4V3NT YOU RU1N3D 3NOUGH FUN FOR M3 4LR34DY >:/

OH OF COURS3 1 SHOULDV3 KNOWN YOU WOULDNT C4R3
4LL YOU W4NT 1S MY P41N 4ND SUFF3R1NG

4ND NO 1M NOT 3XC1T3D 4BOUT S331NG TH3M
...NO 1M NOT LY1NG 4BOUT 1T DONT TRY TO TW1ST M3 TO YOUR V13WS

TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1M SURPR1S3D 4BOUT 1S HOW QU1CK YOUR3 CLOS3 TO F1N1SH1NG TH1S '4PPL1C4T1ON'

M4YB3 1M 4LSO 4NGRY B3C4US3 1 M4Y H4V3 B33N 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF SOM3TH1NG, 3V3R TH1NK OF TH4T??

NO?

1 TH1NK W3R3 DON3 H3R3 >:[

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[mythbuster]

[He really doesn't want to know. But then again...]

If they're octopus tentacles... I suppose they would come in eights............

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[terezi_pyrope]

31GHT T3NT4CL3S...4LL 4T ONC3

...

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[terezi_pyrope]

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[terezi_pyrope]

TH1S H4S L3D TO 4 R3GR34TT34BL3 TR41N OF THOUGHT

1 BL4M3 YOU FOR 4NY SC4RR1NG M3NT4L 1M4G3S >:[

[mythbuster]

You're clearly imagining something much worse than I am! [Huff.] Besides, you're too young to be having that train at all. Take those tracks and tear them out! Right out!

[terezi_pyrope]

YOUR3 TH3 ON3 WHO M3NT1ON3D TH3 31GHT TH1NG

NOW YOU H4V3 TO H3LP M3 G3T 1T OUT
OR R4TH3R OFF MY M1ND

1 C4NT STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T!!

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[mythbuster]

[Oh god, what has he done

Think Loki think!!]

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[mythbuster]

Banana! Chupacabra! The last throes of winter!!

[terezi_pyrope]

W41T

WH4T TH3 H3LLS 4 CHUP4C4BR4 >:?

[mythbuster]

Ahh... It's an urban legend similar to Bigfoot. If you know that one either. A reptilian creature that sucks on the blood of goats, about the size of a small bear. People claim to have seen it, but there's never been solid proof of its existence.

[terezi_pyrope]

OH OK4Y
BY TH3 BY 1V3 N3V3R H34RD OF B1GFOOT 31TH3R

4LSO TH4T SOUNDS K1ND OF GROSS 4ND L1K3 4 R41NBOW DR1NK3R 3XC3PT TH4T 1T GO3S 4FT3R 4 SP3C1F1C 4N1M4L
1TS PROB4BLY BULLSH1T UNL3SS YOUV3 S33N 1T OR 4 FR13ND OF YOURS H4S >:?

[mythbuster]

Never seen it. [And he's almost certain it's fake. But the world is full of surprises...]

What's a rainbow drinker? That can't be a leprechaun, can it? [No way.]

[terezi_pyrope]

F1GUR3D

1 H4V3 H34RD OF TH3 HUM4N V4MP1R3S 4ND TH3Y 4R3 TH3 S4M3 COMP4R3D TO OUR TROLL ON3S
B4S1C4LLY JUST SW4P OUT TH3 SP3C13S AND YOU GOT TH3 S4M3 TH1NG
OBV1OUSLY NOT 4 L3PR3CH4UN

[mythbuster]

[Then the rainbow refers to the colors of troll blood. Clever.]

You know what a leprechaun is? I'm surprised.

[terezi_pyrope]

Y34H 1 DO!
1TS SOM3 P4RTY OF MYTHOLOGY
GR33N CR34TUR3S 4ND 4LL OR SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T
OR 1S 1T D1FF3R3NT FOR YOU GUYS?

[mythbuster]

[There are leprechauns in troll mythology???]

Ah... Well, I know them as fairies who take the form of small men and dress in green clothing. They're a part of Irish folklore. But why do you know about them?

[They can't be... aliens?!]

[terezi_pyrope]

W3 H4V3 SOM3 OLD T4L3S 4BOUT L3PPR3CH4UNS FROM ON 4LT3RN14 MY HOM3 PL4N3T
PLUS WH3N 1 LOOK3D 1NTO HUM4N STUFF 1 FOUND T4L3S CLOS3 TO OURS BUT 1T M4K3S S3NS3 FOR TH3M TO H4V3 S1M1L4R T4L3S 4ND 4LL
1 M34N 1V3 N3V3R R34LLY S33N ON3 OR 4NYTH1NG

[Gasp, alienz!!]

[mythbuster]

[How does that make sense??? Though considering that he's talking to an English-speaking alien girl in a t-shirt and pants, he can afford to view sensibility in a more relaxed fashion.]

Do you believe they really exist?

[terezi_pyrope]

[Wonders never cease.]

M4YB3
1M OF TH3 M1ND TO S4Y NO BUT 1TS 4 L1TTL3 TOO N4RROW M1ND3D TO B3 4BSOLUT3LY SUR3 OF TH3 F4CT
SO 1T WOULDNT M4K3 M3 TOO SURPR1S3D TO S33 4NY OF TH3M SHOW UP