30 seconds of the sdcc guardians of the galaxy trailer leaked

[toldyouso]

In Nova Corps custody? Come on! Nova Corps is the one organization in the universe that's not mad at me!

[Only because your best friend runs it, Pete.]

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[gamora]

You got us arrested. By the Nova Corps. ( because gamora's never been in prison in her life v3 excluded, so of course it's quill's fault. ) Must be a superpower - and I thought you were completely useless.

[toldyouso]

Well, obviously this happened before the Annihilation Wave, and I didn't even know you then. Must be an alternate timeline.

[Just because it's true doesn't make him any less defensive.]

[gamora]

Great, because we needed another one of those around.

( who's sick and tired of timelines? GAMORA SURE AS FLARK IS. )

[toldyouso]

[Whatever, she wasn't there for the AU Magical Mystery Tour that ended in Kang's living room.]

They won't try to take ours over.

...Probably.

[gamora]

( yeah, gamora was too busy having her neck broken to join that fun party. )

Has anyone told you that you can't even pretend to be reassuring? But they can have it if they want it, it's probably even worse than theirs.

[toldyouso]

Hey, Rich thinks I'm reassuring.

[No he doesn't.]

[gamora]

Rider's biased. And he doesn't.

( nice try. )

[toldyouso]

[His ship lovesd him.]

Like there's anyone's judgment you trust more than Rich's.

[Come on Gamora this and a love of mayhem is their common ground.]

[gamora]

It doesn't mean long term exposure to you hasn't clouded it. Where is Rider in this movie, anyway?

( you're like a disease, quill. people spend too long in and they start to develop a sense of humor.

unless they're adam warlock. )

[toldyouso]

[Hmph.]

On Earth, being a New Gladiator or something? That team he was on with his dead girlfriend.

[Sensitive, Pete.]

[gamora]

( they are team 'people skills' for sure. )

Wouldn't that make him ( like ) twelve? Some help he's going to be.

[toldyouso]

He was older than that. Twelve year old humans aren't good for much. But he would have been just a Centurion at the time. He didn't become Nova Prime until after Xandar was destroyed.

[You know, the most recent time.]

[gamora]

( Humans aren't good for much. Gamora fixed it for you, Pete. )

Explains why we got arrested, at least. And means they're going to actually try and stop us when we break out.

asdhashdak I seriously cannot handle anything right now

[furryfarkinfiend]

HAH. Like it's going to last long, mate.

why is it not next year yet

[toldyouso]

I appreciate your vote of confidence, Rocky.

[Furry little jerk.]

I don't know but fuck it needs to get here now

[furryfarkinfiend]

Someone's got to keep a bright outlook on things.

[You know you love him.]

[toldyouso]

When you find that person, introduce me?

[You can't prove nothin'.]

[furryfarkinfiend]

...Oye, that's harsh, Pete. Real harsh. Here I was, trying to be the flarkin' optimist, and you had to go and ruin it.

[Uh huh. Keep living in denial.]

[toldyouso]

Thinking we're gonna get grabbed by Nova Corps is being an optimist?

[They would last about two minutes against Rich and you know it, Rocket.]

[furryfarkinfiend]

No, thinking that they won't hold us for long is being an optimist.

[No. You can't make him admit it. Ever. B|]

[toldyouso]

Just for the record--because it is not going to be a problem--I don't want you killing any of Rich's new recruits.

[If you're adamant enough about something, that clearly makes it true.]

[furryfarkinfiend]

...Where's the fun in that?

[Pete, you're ruining all his fun. All. His. Fun.]

Can I incapacitate them at least?

[toldyouso]

Consider the fact that alienating Nova Prime might be tactically unsound, Rocky.

[Not like that concern has slowed Pete down from alienating anyone else in the universe.]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Insert annoyed sigh and ear flick here.]

Fine, fine.

[He's only doing this because you want him to, Pete.]

[toldyouso]

[Pete's superpower is getting his team to listen to him most of the time.]

See, that was relatively painless.

[furryfarkinfiend]

Maybe for you.

[It's a good super power to have, even if Rocket hates him for it sometimes.]

[awarlock]

I'm surprised you're surprised. [ :| ]

[toldyouso]

[Adam.]

Nova Corps hasn't been interested in me since Avaleen-4, Adam.

[You know, that time he killed a few hundred thousand people taking down a Herald.]

[awarlock]

[Peter. Peter, no]

You must have attracted their attention some way. And we don't do anything that doesn't attract attention.

[toldyouso]

Hey, we are the good guys. Unorthodox, maybe, but that's what it takes.

[Pete is the worst at pep talks. Not that pep-talking Adam ever works.]

[awarlock]

Agreed. Their laws should not be something we should be concerned with. No matter, you have experience with breaking out of prisons.

[Well, he has that much trust in you, Peter!]

[toldyouso]

Uh, thanks? But I didn't break out. The Shi'ar conscripted me. And that time in the Negative Zone I was actually kinda breaking in.

[He tried to stay in the Kyln. Gladiator hauled him off by his shirt.]

[awarlock]

Your activities are ...interesting. [Questionable, but it's not like he can talk about questionable activities.]

Can Richard Rider can overrule their decisions?

[bozhe_moi]

If Cosmo has learned one thing about Peter Quill, it is that Peter Quill is good at makink large groups of people angry.

[toldyouso]

Everyone's a critic.

[bozhe_moi]

Cosmo was not sayink it was a bad thing. Is entertainink. As long as it is not beink on Knowhere. Then is just headache.

[toldyouso]

Okay, seriously, Cynosure and the Luminals would have gotten mad at anything.

[bozhe_moi]

But Cynosure and the Luminals were beink especially angry at you, Peter Quill.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!