still new, still wee

[wisper]

You understand that if you're planning anything serious with me, you're going to have to start writing things down, right? And quite possibly change the source material. I wouldn't look at that as a bad thing; you won't be limited by something pre-established, which - I think - will make things a little more fun. I can be as docile or as... uh, unsettling as you want. Within reason. And, ah -- as an added bonus, this gets us all out of the oncoming Dark/Light shitestorm. For awhile.

I think we should start work again, anyway. There's a lot to do.

F

Comments

[wedgie]

No, no no. Why-- why would you possibly encourage more of this? I implore you, cease and desist immediately for both our sakes!

[wisper]

And... essentially stop existing, is what you're saying.

[wedgie]

Yes. I much prefer that option, yes. Yes very much.

[wisper]

You know you technically don't have to cooperate with your writer, right? I'd miss you, of course, but.

[wedgie]

O-oh! You think-- you think this is cooperating? Really? Hahaha-- YOU THINK that I would WILLINGLY go along with her sssstupid plans? I have been fighting her tooth and nail since my inception! You just like watching me suffer as much as they do!

Wherever you end up, wherever she decides to put you, do not expect me to follow.

[wisper]

I don't expect you to, but being honest here -- it wouldn't surprise me. And no, I'm not saying that to make you squirm.

[wedgie]

Wh-- wha-- Why else would you SAY it? [Aw, no, Finn, he looks like he's gonna cry!] No, I get it. We're doomed! You're doomed despite being so damn nonchalant about it and I'm doomed by association!

[wisper]

[ Wedgie for frick's sake ] No, you're right, there's no hope for you.

[wedgie]

None at all! [He pouts, staring at his feet.] So... I might as well just sop resisting and go with you anyway. You know... to ... have your back. As they say.

[wisper]

You don't need to do that. I wouldn't mind the company, but not if you end up having a category five meltdown.

[wedgie]

Oh, I see. Would you kindly inform the class what constitutes a category five over categories one through four!? [So offended. Unbelievably offended!] I don't have meltdowns! I have rational expressions of displeasure under duress. It's perfectly normal.