Character is getting sent to Rekindle~

[not_really_charlie]

So. You're sending me to a game where the goal is to.... touch people? Like. Hugs, and stuff? Without the Winchesters. So the goal is for me to break out, right? Save a fairy princess... maybe get a kiss reward?

No? ...The reward part's negotiable.

Frak.


I was just getting used to the whole supernatural thing. Now you want to throw me in there with... alien fruit?

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[notdreaming]

[ Flatly: ]

Well if that's your only criterion.

[not_really_charlie]

[Well. She's also kind of cute. But.] Super powered alien who isn't out to enslave humanity?

Trust me. You're already ahead of most people....

[notdreaming]

That probably explains the reaction I got when I crashed.

[not_really_charlie]

They. Um. Tried to dissect you? Area 51?

[notdreaming]

What? [ Kara looks horrified. ] No, why would anyone do that? that's gross. They just tried to kill me a lot.

[not_really_charlie]

You... don't watch a lot of sci-fi, huh?

[notdreaming]

None that involves dissecting people.

[not_really_charlie]

Little green men, big flying saucers? That ring any bells?

[notdreaming]

Why would you want a saucer to fly?

[not_really_charlie]

It's a space ship. For flying. Across galaxies?

[notdreaming]

[ This face, Charlie. ]

Why in the name of Rao would it be shaped like a plate?

[not_really_charlie]

How would I know? Not exactly alien central.

[notdreaming]

You're the one who brought it up. It sounds idiotic to me.