New muse kind of happened. Canon is Shingeki no Kyojin

[titanology]

 Perhaps....we can collaborate, Mun.  You like studying disease, and I want to study Titans.....

[She gets a twinkle in her eye.]

So, of course we should study the effects of disease on Titans! I could make Eren sit out in the cold and then he'd get sick and then he could turn into a Titan and I could study him and I could get you a sample--

....What do you mean we can't do that? It's not horrible or anything, he'll just get a little cold. It shouldn't take more than a week....

[Hanji, no.]

I'm sure I could convince Levi, don't worry about that. I'll start experimenting tomorrow!

 

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be gentle because i don't even think i've met him yet ??? oh lord w/e

[tsuyoi]

You won't make Eren do anything. [ :| I dare you. ]

Nope, haven't met them yet! Or if you have, it's been briefly.

[titanology]

....Oh, ah....

hahaha..... [Hanji your fear is kind of showing.]

I was just going to ask him! Nicely!

OH NO HANJI IS THE ONE I IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO HUG SCREAM I didn't know her name yet c:

[tsuyoi]

[ You get deadpan. No holds barred, absolutely icicle levels of staring deadpan. ] No.

[liveifyouwin]

[................................................

he can hear you]

[titanology]

Oh, hi, Eren! [Going to pretend like he didn't hear it, okay.]

I was wondering if you'd help me with something. It's just a small little experiment, really.

[liveifyouwin]

I know it's important to figure out how my titan form works, but that's going a little far. [Also it's sadistic.

Also completely unnecessary jfc hanji he thought you were his friend you're gonna kill him]

[winifyoufight]

No.

[titanology]

It's not really for you to decide, Mikasa...it's not like I'll force him.

[Okay, they might, just a bit.]

[winifyoufight]

Isn't it.

[You can pull rank on him if he doesn't agree. You can threaten him into going along with it, too. She's not putting any of that past you. It's as easy as that.]

[forchrista]

That sounds like a pretty good plan to me. But hey, why not start tonight? It looks like it'll be pretty chilly out, have him sleep out there and he'll catch a cold in no time.

[titanology]

Well, if I can get his permission by tonight.....

[Ymir, you're doing a bad thing.]

[forchrista]

[ She's an enabler, what can I say? ]

Why do that? Just lock him outside without his gear. What can he do?

[powerdriven]

[ he is decidedly ambivalent to the idea. Eren, suffering? if it's for the good of mankind, it's not a problem. but he'll need that convincing. ]

You have five minutes.

[titanology]

Oh, thank you!

[Totally just sitting right in front of him and taking his hands in hers.]

Well, you see. If we figure out that titans are susceptible to disease, we can weaken them by getting them sick! Then they will be easier to take down! And we can take back the wall much easier if they are weaker.

sorry this is so late aaah

[powerdriven]

[ as put off as he is by being grabbed like that, he's listening. with the appropriate amount of cynicism, of course. ]

I imagine there are certain precautions that would be involved.

[ there are, right? ]

[lance_corporal_clean]

.......

No, he is in my charge.

[And really he does not see Hanji being able to convince him of anything.]

[titanology]

But, it's for the good of mankind!

[lance_corporal_clean]

How is instigating him into a form in which I may have to kill him in order to stop him for the good of mankind, when it is only for your experiments.

[springcleaning]

Like fuck I'll let you give me a cold, Zoe.

[titanology]

Not you, Levi. Eren.

[She'll be careful!]

[springcleaning]

I'm not letting you give the brat a cold either, asshole. You know how fucking annoying and gross that would be?

[wreckitreiner]

[Err-Why did he just voluntarily come here again? She said she wanted to study disease on... t..titans...]

Ah-Hey Miss Hanji. Um-Good luck with your titan studies..

[Time to turn right around and get the hell out of here. He was going to kick himself later, if bertholdt didn't do that for him what the hell was his brain even thinking?!!]

[titanology]

Oh no you don't!

[Grabbing him by his collar.]

I might need you!

[sanitizes]

[How lucky it would be to collaborate. Though that won't change his answer. Maybe pain works for discipline, but being bed-ridden and full of snot, ew and feverish wouldn't help anything.]

Denied.

[titanology]

[Sigh.]

You won't let me do anything, will you.