New muse kind of happened. Canon is Shingeki no Kyojin

[titanology]

 Perhaps....we can collaborate, Mun.  You like studying disease, and I want to study Titans.....

[She gets a twinkle in her eye.]

So, of course we should study the effects of disease on Titans! I could make Eren sit out in the cold and then he'd get sick and then he could turn into a Titan and I could study him and I could get you a sample--

....What do you mean we can't do that? It's not horrible or anything, he'll just get a little cold. It shouldn't take more than a week....

[Hanji, no.]

I'm sure I could convince Levi, don't worry about that. I'll start experimenting tomorrow!

 

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be gentle because i don't even think i've met him yet ??? oh lord w/e

[tsuyoi]

You won't make Eren do anything. [ :| I dare you. ]

[liveifyouwin]

[................................................

he can hear you]

[winifyoufight]

No.

Nope, haven't met them yet! Or if you have, it's been briefly.

[titanology]

....Oh, ah....

hahaha..... [Hanji your fear is kind of showing.]

I was just going to ask him! Nicely!

[forchrista]

That sounds like a pretty good plan to me. But hey, why not start tonight? It looks like it'll be pretty chilly out, have him sleep out there and he'll catch a cold in no time.

[powerdriven]

[ he is decidedly ambivalent to the idea. Eren, suffering? if it's for the good of mankind, it's not a problem. but he'll need that convincing. ]

You have five minutes.

[lance_corporal_clean]

.......

No, he is in my charge.

[And really he does not see Hanji being able to convince him of anything.]

[titanology]

Oh, hi, Eren! [Going to pretend like he didn't hear it, okay.]

I was wondering if you'd help me with something. It's just a small little experiment, really.

OH NO HANJI IS THE ONE I IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO HUG SCREAM I didn't know her name yet c:

[tsuyoi]

[ You get deadpan. No holds barred, absolutely icicle levels of staring deadpan. ] No.

[titanology]

It's not really for you to decide, Mikasa...it's not like I'll force him.

[Okay, they might, just a bit.]

[titanology]

Well, if I can get his permission by tonight.....

[Ymir, you're doing a bad thing.]

[winifyoufight]

Isn't it.

[You can pull rank on him if he doesn't agree. You can threaten him into going along with it, too. She's not putting any of that past you. It's as easy as that.]

[liveifyouwin]

I know it's important to figure out how my titan form works, but that's going a little far. [Also it's sadistic.

Also completely unnecessary jfc hanji he thought you were his friend you're gonna kill him]

[forchrista]

[ She's an enabler, what can I say? ]

Why do that? Just lock him outside without his gear. What can he do?

[titanology]

Oh, thank you!

[Totally just sitting right in front of him and taking his hands in hers.]

Well, you see. If we figure out that titans are susceptible to disease, we can weaken them by getting them sick! Then they will be easier to take down! And we can take back the wall much easier if they are weaker.

[titanology]

But, it's for the good of mankind!

[lance_corporal_clean]

How is instigating him into a form in which I may have to kill him in order to stop him for the good of mankind, when it is only for your experiments.

[titanology]

Because....

[Ymir, now she's thinking about it.]

Well, it would be best if he wasn't prepared....then there wouldn't be other confounding variables....Hm....

[forchrista]

See? It works out even better this way.

[titanology]

Because, if we can weaken them with disease, we can kill them easier!

Unless you want me to get more subjects.....[Either way, it's on you, Levi.]

[titanology]

I' not going to force him, I can wait for another Titan.

Oh, if only I still had Sawney and Bean...

[Bringing a tear to her eye, now.]

[lance_corporal_clean]

Obtain your subjects, I could care less if Eren suffers but I will not risk the hope he represents for you to experiment.

{Fine, he'll go get you more live Titans then...]

[titanology]

But, just think of all the good it could do for mankind!

[titanology]

But--You should let Eren decide, no?

[titanology]

There's only a very small chance it could kill him, Levi. And if it ever gets close, I'll stop the experiment. I'm no monster.

It hurts that you'd think I'd wanna hurt a solider and a Titan, Levi...I'm only trying to help mankind...

But, if you don't want to give me Eren.....I'll need new subjects by tomorrow.