Scanty (
betterthanpanty) wrote in
dear_mun2013-08-09 04:47 pm
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Voice test
All right, you listen to me RIGHT NOW:
It's bad enough that you've separated me from my darling Kneesocks, but if you want to 'play' me then you have to follow the rules! Any obnoxious behavior will not be tolerated and will result in immediate punishment, you mark my words!
If you think that you can pull some silly stunts and make me look foolish you are DEAD. WRONG.
You must always strive to personify me as the beautiful, eloquent, and graceful lady that I am.
Are we clear? Good!
It's bad enough that you've separated me from my darling Kneesocks, but if you want to 'play' me then you have to follow the rules! Any obnoxious behavior will not be tolerated and will result in immediate punishment, you mark my words!
If you think that you can pull some silly stunts and make me look foolish you are DEAD. WRONG.
You must always strive to personify me as the beautiful, eloquent, and graceful lady that I am.
Are we clear? Good!

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I do not enjoy their company, or its effect on my disposition.
[Not to mention her complexion - Scanty does not enjoy the shade of pink her face turns when she's enraged! Though on Miss Kneesocks, it's quite adorable!]
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They're quite meddlesome creatures indeed...
[Curiosity suddenly hits her]
So, tell me: If you're the god of demons in your world, is there also a god of angels?
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[He tips a hand towards her, like she is an illustration of a point.]
...for obvious reasons.
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[She bows her head a bit, a sly smile on her face]
I am indeed glad to know that I meet with your approval!
[So wait a minute now...]
So you say you became a demon of your own volition...I was unaware that such a feat was even possible! Would you mind enlightening me as to how you came upon this transformation?
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[He playfully wags a finger.]
We'd need to know one another much better before I revealed such secrets.
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[She pouts playfully for a moment, but only for a moment as she smiles again]
But very well, I have indeed asked several questions too many for it to be polite anyway!
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It's one of my rules, after all.
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What an utterly fear inspiring lady you are! Following rules diligently, sticking your nose into others secrets, smiling so wickedly and looking so wonderful... My soul is filled with dread!
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[Scanty smiles flirtatiously, but treads carefully - he praises her rule-following now when not long ago they'd been arguing over the very same matter...yes, tread very carefully indeed!]
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Haah... Saying it like that, when you follow your nature, haaah... If you weren't a follower of order... Oh my, my imagination is running wild...
[He slaps his hands over his eyes, giggling a little to himself. Two of his eyes at least, his third still watching her. And with the eyes tattooed on his hands, the effect is odd.]
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Flatterer! Pretty words do not so easily woo me!
[Besides, what would Kneesocks say!?]
[It is then that she notices the tattoos on his hands - how can she not? She leans forward a bit, as if to get a closer look]
Those tattoos are quite...different. Tell me, is there a significance to them?
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Prying again, are we...?
[He flips his hands over to show the palms and his face. His eyes are doubled up, a red pair with a smaller white set inside. Eye symbols in his hair, a third eye, the tattoos... He sure had a theme.]
Should I be the flattered one, with such interest?
[His smile is small, but confident.]
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Forgive me, I did not mean to be rude.
[Her smile is a flirtatious one indeed as she leans forward a bit more]
I can't help being so curious, I've yet to encounter a being such as yourself before. I merely wish to know all I can.
[Gather all information on any given being at any given moment: That is a rule.]
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A single bead of sweat rolls down his temple, apparently suddenly struck dumb by her charms.]
...a-ah...
[And blurting out-]
Nice smile!
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[Still, she smiles, sweet and genuine - to ignore the complement would be rude]
Thank you!
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...uhm. D.
[He wipes the sweat away, takes a breath and-]
Date...?
Awwww!! so cute!!
E...excuse me?
[She blinks, totally caught off guard by this. What would Miss Kneesocks say? Is this action acceptable? There's no rule for this!!]
A-ah...I......we...but we've only just met! Don't the rules of etiquette dictate that one be more familiar with a person before asking that question?
Disclaimer: Asura is about a tenth as cute as he is monstrous.
I am an entity that does not coexist with any rule I disagree with. To follow that rule would only bring me misery, wouldn't it? As a god, it is entirely my discretion as to the way the world shall turn.
[He is in fact getting so bold as to try and catch her chin between a fingers and a thumb.]
You want to delve into who and what I am, don't you? Then I'll freely dissolve your restrictions with my absolute authority and give you a divine law, that supersedes all others; Do As You Will In This Moment and Answer With Your Soul.
Re:Oh this is true, I'm aware! But for a brief moment he was cute lol
[...but she's catching on. Or she thinks so anyway...time to hypothesis test! Scanty leans forward a bit with a sly smile on her face, confidence back on in full force]
You promise quite a bit, I've noticed. But can you truly deliver on all this, I wonder? I am indeed curious [She drops her voice to a whisper and puts a flirtatious purr on that last word as she utters it]
Yeah, he does that. Just gotta warn people. On a related note, the whole thread is adorable.
So when she leans in, his hand slides up her cheek. His skin is slightly chilly, several degrees cooler than a human would be. Probably a bit soothing on a blush.]
Then you know how to answer my request, if you want to indulge... Your curiosity, that is...
Re: agreed!! i love playing flustered!Scanty!!
[Scanty presses her cheek more into his palm, indeed finding the cold soothing against her warm face]
Well...satisfying curiosity is indeed a Scanty and Kneesocks rule....so...how can I say no?
Then I shall ensure you get the chance.
Then... Let's say it properly... [His eyes flash a bloody red glow for a moment.] Scarily beautiful red skinned demon with the terrifyingly charming smile... Will you accompany me on a date?
Re: inner scanty doesn't know how to deal with this!!!/chrona
[Scanty continues to hold her flirtatious smile - well, he is indeed interesting company...and is indeed rather charming...sometimes. Perhaps she could discover what exactly causes these fits]
Well I must say, oh demon god with the tantalizing wit and bewitching charm, that it would indeed be my pleasure!
...I laughed. ALSO would you actually like to play out a date I mean I had no idea that would work
Re: XD sure, why not? scanty's curiosity demanded that she accept
COOLIO now I will think of something and get back to yah about it.
Re: you got it!
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