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[betterthanpanty]

All right, you listen to me RIGHT NOW:

It's bad enough that you've separated me from my darling Kneesocks, but if you want to 'play' me then you have to follow the rules! Any obnoxious behavior will not be tolerated and will result in immediate punishment, you mark my words!

If you think that you can pull some silly stunts and make me look foolish you are DEAD. WRONG.

You must always strive to personify me as the beautiful, eloquent, and graceful lady that I am.

Are we clear? Good!

Comments

[controledfreak]

[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

Red skin.

Huh.

[Said the girl with three eyes and tentacles for hair.]

that icon trick is REALLY cool!!

[betterthanpanty]

E-eh....well, hello to you too.

[Who's she to criticize?? Scanty glances to her own red skin and back up with a haughty smile]

Well, yes! I am indeed a Demon after all!

[She pauses, leaning forward slightly to observe her new companion's odd hair and additional eye]

And eh....if I may ask without seeming rude, what exactly are you?

took me forever to figure out how to do it xD

[controledfreak]

A demon. I don't believe that I have ever met a human of that race before. This should prove interesting.

[The squid girl grins and giggled at the second comment. Somehow as she does, an invisible choir of off-key laughs seems to join her.]

You may ask all you like, but if your intention is to be rude, than you are going to seem rude no matter how you ask.

[She pauses, an oversized hand raising to what is probably a chin]

As to what I am, that is not an easy question to answer. We do not make ourselves known to be given titles by creatures of order. For we have been far before you were even conceived by your gods. And we will continue to be far beyond their deaths. I have heard of a few descriptions of the ones that have had found one that appeals to me personally. I am an Ageless One; a being that lies beyond reality as you know it.

[strongestcoward]

Following rules automatically makes you look foolish. So unsophisticated...

Still! It's sweeeeeeet! Awesome job!! :)

[betterthanpanty]

[A slight twitch of the cheek...but otherwise Scanty holds her composure]

Oh no! It was not my intention to be rude at all! I am above such brutish behavior!

An Ageless One, you say? How odd...

[Well that's annoying! She thought she knew of all races that existed...perhaps Kneesocks knows...]

So you existed long before me, you say? Interesting...and such a list of qualities...are you yourself a god?

[Interesting indeed...]

[betterthanpanty]

I beg your pardon?

Rules provide order to an otherwise chaotic world! Where would we be without rules!?

[How DARE you!? Who does this guy think he is...]

And to call me unsophisticated as well! Hmph!! So rude!!

[controledfreak]

HEHEHE

No. To say that I am a god would be to call the darkness 'light.' Or, in this case, chaos 'order.' However, I could understand how those distinctions would be confusing to somebody like you. Because in comparison to the ones that you are accustomed to, I am as a planet to your pebble in terms of power.

[strongestcoward]

Without rules we'd be far more comfortable! Even tiny, worthless bugs can follow rules without question, like mindless automatons that might as well not even be alive. That machine like degree of thought is so lacking in sophistication a brain isn't even necessary!

[Oh man, he's not gonna shut up now...]

Conversely, a mind worth using prefers to be set free without restrictions imposed by selfish authority without real convictions!

[betterthanpanty]

[another slight twitch, but this time more noticeable...even Scanty has her limits]

Oh? A pebble am I? Even as a comparison that was indeed rather rude...

[this one's starting to sound like those gutter angels...]

[betterthanpanty]

[3...2...1...]

Well what on Earth else should worthless bugs be doing with their time!? Would you rather they were off running about causing chaos and destruction, making life more difficult for those of us who, as you said, have a mind worth using!?

[Aaaaaaaaaaaand she's off!! No stopping her now either!]

There are those of us who seek to keep the rabble in line by forcing them to follow strict rules to keep them from causing mischief! I mean really, free will in the hands of a moron is as dangerous as arming a convicted felon!

For heaven's sake, use your brain, sir!!

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[controledfreak]

[The squid girl smiles and extends a hand up towards scanty, as she does there is a high-pitched ring not unlike what one would hear as ringing in their ears. As the pitched sound ceases Scanty's voice can be heard from the palm of the girl's hand: "I am a pebble!"]

[Grinning darkly, the squid girl then raises both hands towards the demon, each finger moving as through pressing invisible keys. Each "key press" causes disembodied scanty voices to appear around Scanty. "Rather rude" is the phrase that gets repeated the most often.]

[strongestcoward]

[This might turn into a bunch of really long rants...

OH well, Asura is tapping the side of his head like 'why is yours so empty.]

You can easily decide such empty things because you unilaterally conclude that so called 'chaos' is something to avoid, but isn't it just that you are a coward that layers walls upon walls and builds an orderly tower of laws to find peace of mind?

[Bonk, bonk, bonk, still tapping at his head.]

What you have no considered is that your idea of so called chaos is the result of your so called law and order? Wherever there is order, there is madness suppressed beneath it and ready to flip your fragile order upside down! A strong tower is so much more terrifying than a pile of rubble! Discard such primitive ideals and enjoy freedom, operating as you should instead of as you are told!

Thanks! I'll try that one out when I can! :D

[betterthanpanty]

[At first, Scanty eases back, unnerved by the sudden movement. She jumps, hearing her voice from this girl's hand and fingers, but after a moment she relaxes and crosses her arms before her chest]

...are you quite finished?

[Really...such parlor tricks...]

I told you, I'm a Demon - such things don't frighten me in the slightest.

[Even if it did frighten her at first...we can just ignore that though! yep. We can ignore that...]

[controledfreak]

Yes, you mentioned that.

Which is why I am continuing this conversation. What is a demon? Do they have a predilection towards suicide?

[betterthanpanty]

[Yeeeeep...aaaand SNAP - Scanty's face turns bright pink in her rage]

I'm empty-headed because I desire control!? You're insane! Rules give me control over others and keep them in line, doing precisely as I say! You say that where there is order, there is also madness - not so! If you have enough power and control over your subjects, and render them into such a state of fear that they have no choice but to follow you or face certain horrible consequences, then your control is complete, and order ensues.

[Yes, she will carry on this conversation for hours, if that's what it takes!]

And I am NO coward! If you'd like to test that, feel free, my Double Gold Lacytanga will convince you of your foolishness even if my words cannot...

[a slight smirk spreads across Scanty's face]

[betterthanpanty]

W-what!? Certainly not!! Such a concept is unbecoming of such a sophisticated lady as myself!!

[Scanty brushes off her skirt, as if the very suggestion has somehow made her dirty]

And a Demon...ah...so hard to explain...

We are not like Humans, we're better. We're stronger, faster, capable of more abilities. Demons are not so fragile as humans, and easily subject them to our will...female Demons such as myself and my sister especially.

[A small smile appears on Scanty's lips]

[sex_pistol]

Oi oi! You forgot annoying, goodie-two-shoes, and fucked up in your personal ad there.

[controledfreak]

That sounds convenient.

[Though it doesn't exactly answer her question.]

How does one become a demon?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty giggles slightly - how cute!]

Why, you're born one, dear!

I mean, certainly there are ways for Demons to turn Humans into non-Humans but...to my knowledge there's really no way that one can become a demon without being born one.

[Which was not to say that there isn't a way...just Scanty may not know it...though she'll never admit it...]

[strongestcoward]

[Oh joy, because Asura despises order and will just debate the virtues of madness for hundreds of years if he has to.

He totally has to!]

Impossible! The nonsense you're spouting about tyrannical domination can nevercome to pass for a painfully simple reason, but one that you petty thinking wannabe dictators cannot comprehend! Limiting your thoughts purposefully means the obvious truth completely escapes your notice-

[He dramatically swings his arms up-]

Madness is stronger than Order! Your Double Whatever Something-or-Other couldn't scratch madness if it is wielded in the pursuit of order!

[betterthanpanty]

UGH. Not YOU again...

Why is it that wherever I go, you seem to slither out of the gutter and follow? You know, this obsession you have with me is really unhealthy - I mean, you're obviously jealous of me, and who wouldn't be? But you need to find a hobby...

Surely there's a man somewhere that you haven't had sex with, why don't you go find one him and REALLY bring up your gutter-slut reputation!!

[controledfreak]

[And Yggy is getting the 'I'm being mocked.' vibe, which makes her become a bit more imperious.]

And where did demons come from?

[sex_pistol]

Wow you just really like to hear yourself shit out of your mouth, don't you?

[Yeah she stopped paying attention about that first growl.]

[betterthanpanty]

HA!

[Scanty grins and crosses her arms in front of her chest, tipping her chin in a snobbish manner]

As I thought! You can't give me a solid reason why a totalitarian regime couldn't rule if the proper restrictions and rules were in place!

Your senseless ramblings are just as you say, madness! And who in their right mind listens to a madman?

Is it upsetting that you don't have a solid foundation to base your arguments on?

[This is the part where Scanty thinks she has the upper hand and turns into a total snobbish bitch]

[betterthanpanty]

How vile! You speak in such an unladylike manner, it's intolerable!!

[As if something suddenly snaps, Scanty stands straight and starts chuckling]

Oh! But I've forgotten: Your horrid speech only indicates your inferior intelligence!