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[fuckelves]

((ooc: I'm new to dwrp, so if I did something wrong here can someone please correct me? Thanks! :) ))

'Play me' indeed...as if the heir of Durin is some common child's toy!

Woman, do you not realize that I have things to do in Erebor? I don't have time for silly games! Games are for...Elves...they have nothing better to do all day, so go find one of them to play instead!

I, on the other hand, have a dragon to slay, a kingdom to reclaim and rebuild, and my family's honor to restore.

In short, madam: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH YOUR GAMES! OFF WITH YOU!

Comments

[sex_pistol]

Jesus fucking Christ, where is your volume control?

Fuckin' a, dude.

[fuckelves]

Who are you to speak to the King Under the Mountain in such a manner?

Regardless, such language is indeed unbefitting of a lady...

[sex_pistol]

The fuck kinda title is 'King Under the Mountain'? And yeah, I get that a lot.

[desireandreason]

They don't really seem to care all that much, sorry. [Man, this guy is loud, too. ...And short.]

[fuckelves]

...there are more of them?? Am I to assume that you are as much a slave to their will as I am?

[desireandreason]

Anyone here has one. And yeah, we're kinda... forced to follow them. Sorta. I think we can go on strike? I haven't really figured it out. I'm pretty new to it, myself.

i love your username *^*

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Here is one of those elves.]

Such objections will do little more than add to their determination. The determination of these scribes it equal to that of the Line of Durin. Perhaps greater!

[Legolas plz, don't antagonize him.]

Re: i love your username *^*

[fuckelves]

[stares very long and very hard the Elf]

.........you seem unsettlingly familiar.....I don't suppose we've met before?

And better Durin determination than Elf apathy and laziness!!

[That hair...those eyes...WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE??]

EDIT: ((ooc: OH! And thank youu!!! :D ))

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

We have not.

[Not properly anyway. And Legolas seems a bit smug for that.

Wait... You did not, Thorin.]

Do not speak of my kin in such a manner!

[Nowhere but you've seen his dad~]

/dusts off account

[dwarves_suck_im_fabulous]

[Really? REALLY??]

You are in the hands of those greater than you now. It would be wise to give less complaint and prepare yourself for what is to come.

OMG I'M SORRY I had to pause for hysterical laughter!! Cue Thorin's stroke!!

[fuckelves]

[...YOU.]

...You had best start running now, lest I take Orcrist and shove it straight down your throat until it comes out again through your rotted backside!!

[The Elves tower over him, this is true. But Thorin stands as straight as possible to get in the Elvenking's face as best he can. There is no fear when Elves are concerned.....though common sense dictates that there should be...]

you did fine. <3

[wheeloffire]

Hello! A good afternoon to you!

If I may say so, I have heard that many of the games that others play are quite enjoyable! ...I cannot say for the current situation I am in, but others have told of games with great adventure. Or perhaps, they live in calmly villages in a far away land.

Thanks! I'm actually really relieved for that!! :3

[fuckelves]

My instincts tell me otherwise...but it is indeed odd to encounter a Hobbit who enjoys adventure, so perhaps you are right.

[He tilts a brow and chuckles]

Isn't your kind usually concerned with adventures making you late for your many meals?

[He doesn't mean this in a mocking way, only teasingly]

[daughteroftheforest]

[There is admittedly, little going on other than staring and being appalled.]

[fuckelves]

[His Elf Sense is tingling...Thorin turns with obvious disdain]

I do not recall inviting you here, Elf temptress. So unless you care to quit your staring, off with you!

Love the username XD

[sonof_thrain]

Tis a shame that our mundanes cannot keep their useless whims to themselves. We have a quest to complete and they cannot see that our needs are paramount to theirs. Mine has thrust me into such a game with evil within a tower. [Because his mundane is an evil git.]

Thanks!! <3

[fuckelves]

At last! A voice of reason amid the insanity!! You are indeed most welcome here!

These silly games my mundane has in mind couldn't possibly be more important than our quest! [sigh] Is there no way to show them that? Are they so self-centered and concerned with their own entertainment??

......are we being controlled by.....Elves?

[Because the thought has indeed crossed his mind!]

Thorin/hug

[unexpected_adventures]

[Bilbo was used to Thorin's tantrums by now. At least, he thought he was.]

Thorin. Games are not just for elves. They are for everyone, be it any race. You are just angry because your mundane is possibly placing you into a game for some amusement. I agree that the thought of being thrust into a new place is rather unnerving, yet I make the better of it. [Because hobbits did that sort of thing.]

I am still willing to aid you on your quest, as I signed the contract in good spirits.

Ahhh!! Bilbooo! /hugs - SO happy right now, you have no idea!! XD

[fuckelves]

[Thorin stares for a moment, then chuckles a bit to himself]

Ahh, Mister Baggins. I seem to recall a time when you were completely opposed to being, as you said, suddenly thrust into a new place. To my recollection, you were more than 'unnerved' at that time.

But, as you seem to have found some peace here, my good Hobbit, I suppose there is hope for this place yet.

Your company is most welcome, and most appreciated, Mister Baggins.

[tallest_dwarf]

These mundanes d'nay care for what we think, Thorin. They are arrogant fools, who have n'idea about how to live for themselves. They d'nay know how t'fight most of 'em. Weaklings and fools, the lot of 'em. [Dwalin did not tend to favour his mundane much.]

Yet, I am by your side, y'know that.

[fuckelves]

You're a sight for sore eyes, old friend!! It's a comfort indeed to know that you are with me.

But tell me, if they do not know how to fight themselves, how can they possibly hope to write as us properly when moments of combat arise? I ask you!!

[For it's sillyness to Thorin: How can a person who hasn't experienced something possibly hope to write about it properly??]

Best user name.

[veiled_hero]

You really have not heard of hobbies, have you?

[Bilbo crosses his arms. Thorin, you are far too grumpy for your own good.]

Re: Thanks!! :)

[fuckelves]

[Thorin scoffs, as if he has time for such things!]

There are more practical hobbies, Mr. Baggins. Ones that do not inconvenience others as a means of entertainment.

Why can't these mundanes take up metalsmithing, jeweling, blacksmithing, combat, anything else??

[These are fine hobbies! If by fine you mean 56 kinds of dangerous...]

that user name.... xD but good luck with dwrp! c: hope you don't mind the late tag

[ringbling]

[ Celebrimbor is pretty used to dwaves - one of his best friends is a dwarf, in fact, and he and Narvi made a pretty badass door to Khazad-dum, if he does say so. Which he totally would if asked because c'mon he and Narvi put their names on the Doors of Durin. Why wouldn't they take pride in them? Anyway that is completely beside the point which is this: Celebrimbor is pretty used to dwarves, and he's actually somewhat amused by this dwarf's temper.

He tries not to smirk, though. It's a little hard, however, and amusement definitely glints in his eyes. ]

I assure you, many of us have a great deal more to occupy our time than games. But you are one of Durin's descendants, are you? I can see the resemblance. Tell me, if you would, what has become of your people. A kingdom to reclaim...? Has Khazad-dum fallen?

[ He actually does sound concerned about that - and he makes sure to use the proper dwarvish and everything. ]

Re: Thanks!! :) And I love any tags, soon or late, doesn't matter! :D

[fuckelves]

[Thorin glares for several minutes. He's encountered far too many Elves and too few Dwarves here for his liking. After a long pause he stands straight and crosses his arms before his broad chest.]

I am indeed the heir of Durin, though I am not the youngest in his bloodline. But I fail to see why my lineage is any concern of yours, Elf.

And, not that it's any concern of yours either, but Moria and Khazad-dum are now under Orc control...

[Though not for lack of trying...]