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[fuckelves]

((ooc: I'm new to dwrp, so if I did something wrong here can someone please correct me? Thanks! :) ))

'Play me' indeed...as if the heir of Durin is some common child's toy!

Woman, do you not realize that I have things to do in Erebor? I don't have time for silly games! Games are for...Elves...they have nothing better to do all day, so go find one of them to play instead!

I, on the other hand, have a dragon to slay, a kingdom to reclaim and rebuild, and my family's honor to restore.

In short, madam: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH YOUR GAMES! OFF WITH YOU!

Comments

[sex_pistol]

Jesus fucking Christ, where is your volume control?

Fuckin' a, dude.

[fuckelves]

Who are you to speak to the King Under the Mountain in such a manner?

Regardless, such language is indeed unbefitting of a lady...

[sex_pistol]

The fuck kinda title is 'King Under the Mountain'? And yeah, I get that a lot.

[fuckelves]

It is the title given to the ruler of the greatest of the Dwarf kingdoms, surely even you have heard of Erebor?

[sex_pistol]

Yeeeeah- no. That sounds like ten times the level of nerd I normally deal with.

I'm sure geek boy has though.

[desireandreason]

They don't really seem to care all that much, sorry. [Man, this guy is loud, too. ...And short.]

i love your username *^*

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Here is one of those elves.]

Such objections will do little more than add to their determination. The determination of these scribes it equal to that of the Line of Durin. Perhaps greater!

[Legolas plz, don't antagonize him.]

[fuckelves]

Bah, call it what you will. Though I suppose it works to my advantage then - the fewer people who know about Erebor's gold-laden halls, the better.

You believe your friend, this 'geek boy,' has heard of my kingdom, then?

[Chuckles]

Do you always refer to your friends in such affectionate terms?

[fuckelves]

...there are more of them?? Am I to assume that you are as much a slave to their will as I am?

[sex_pistol]

He ain't my friend and I call them whatever the fuck I want. It sounds a hell of a like what he would know. Besides he-

[wait what did he say?]

Did you just say gold?

Re: i love your username *^*

[fuckelves]

[stares very long and very hard the Elf]

.........you seem unsettlingly familiar.....I don't suppose we've met before?

And better Durin determination than Elf apathy and laziness!!

[That hair...those eyes...WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE??]

EDIT: ((ooc: OH! And thank youu!!! :D ))

[desireandreason]

Anyone here has one. And yeah, we're kinda... forced to follow them. Sorta. I think we can go on strike? I haven't really figured it out. I'm pretty new to it, myself.

[fuckelves]

Yes, gold. Erebor is, quite literally, a mountain full of it - and jewels and other valuables beyond the stretch of any average imagination.

Normally I'd keep quiet about it, but your 'geek boy' hardly sounds like a threat, and you've never heard of it, so I doubt you know its location.

[sex_pistol]

[....well color her interested. This conversation just picked up.]

I'm pretty fuckin' sure I can find out.

[fuckelves]

[Sighs heavily...so there really is no hope then...]

And I suppose any weapons are useless as well?

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

We have not.

[Not properly anyway. And Legolas seems a bit smug for that.

Wait... You did not, Thorin.]

Do not speak of my kin in such a manner!

[Nowhere but you've seen his dad~]

[fuckelves]

[Snorts, as if! What human could dream of finding Erebor, much less entering the great kingdom!?]

Confidence and arrogance...a fine line indeed. What makes you so certain you can find it?

[Thorin assumes that everyone has as horrid a sense of direction as he does...]

[sex_pistol]

Mothafucka, do you not know who am I?

[Because everyone needs to- or at least she thinks they do.]

I'm Panty Anarchy! Angel of the Lord and all that shit. I do what I want.

[fuckelves]

[The Elf's pause gives Thorin between anger and a smug smirk]

I'm King Under the Mountain! I'll speak how I wish! Particularly when one of your kind seeks to smear the name of Durin!

[Waaaait...]

...From where do you hail, Elf?

sjdkf your username is beautiful, by the way. Mablung-muse disagrees, but he's not on DW.

[desireandreason]

Yep. Sorry to say. [Rubbing the back of his neck, shifts a bit.]

[fuckelves]

[...psh, yeah right!]

You must think me foolish indeed! Am I mistaken, or aren't angels supposed to be pure and holy creatures?

[Because this woman is certainly neither...beautiful perhaps, but Thorin knows better than to trust pretty wrapping paper on a package]

I certainly would not expect an angel to speak as you do, madam. If you don't mind me speaking frankly.

[Not that he cares if she does....]

Thank youuu!! :D

[fuckelves]

[Another sigh, but this one's not so defeated...lest he make the entire situation uncomfortable...which is not what a leader does!]

Well then, we must make the best of an awful situation...BRING OUT THE ALE, SAYS I!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

You cannot be king of a mountain that still lies in the hands of a dragon.

[legolas staaaaaahp]

I hail from the Woodland Realm in Mirkwood.

[sex_pistol]

Listen shortie, you don't know me. Besides have you seen a fuckin' angel before? Or you goin' off a book written a million years ago?

[fuckelves]

I have read the history of my people - nothing else is particularly relevant, in my opinion.

Besides, what sort of angel calls herself 'Panty'? You must admit, it's a bit strange...

['strange' is not the word he wanted to use...but Thorin likes attempting to be polite when possible]