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[masterpuppet]

Yaknow, being beat by those dumb kids was one thing... But I don't need your sympathy. I don't care how tragic'a villain ya thought I was. I was the BEST outta all of'em, and you know it.

I don't wanna share headspace with that dumb TK. He's not my friend. I've got plenty of friends, other friends who aren't dumb like he is. All'a those Digidestined needed to stop while they were ahead, that's what.

...But I tell ya what. If ya wanna make it up to me, ya should let me back into the Digital World. I know ya know where it is, n'xactly how ta get me there.

Don't worry. I'll play nice~

Comments

[revvinguptheharley]

I dunno, I was always a fan of Etamon myself...but I bet you could prove how fun you are if you came to play with us

[masterpuppet]

[Puppetmon scowls.]

Etemon was an idiot, but he got what was comin' to 'im.

I am fun! Loads of fun~ But my mun is stupid and probably won't do anythin' about it.

[revvinguptheharley]

And just what do you call YOUR ending?

Anyway you may be fun, but not fun enough if you can't convince your mun to shake the dust off. Look at all those chosen who don't know who you are. You could totally re-invent yourself and make all the friends.

All of them.

[masterpuppet]

[Ooohh now that does get the marionette's attention, though now he's scowling.]

I'm more fun than all the rest of th'bozos in my mun's head put together. She's so high and mighty in that game, she's got more than enough power ta'get me there. She knows she wants ta', she just doesn't know what real fun's all about.

Make that peg-leg viking kid go walk the plank, an' let Puppetmon come out to play!~

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw come on termite butt. There's room for both of you.

Just imagine showing up in this new digital world...and maybe kidnapping a few of the weaker kids. Take them to your "Funhouse" You'll probably have to build a new one, and keep playing with them till they can't help but want to be your friend...for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever~

[fruity_puppeteer]

With friends like me, who needs enemies?

[Sorry he couldn't resist.]

[masterpuppet]

Friends like you? Someone must be blind t'have you as a friend, haha!

[fruity_puppeteer]

I blinded them before they had the chance!

[For your entertainment: Discord juggling eyeballs.]

[masterpuppet]

[Puppetmon sneers, eyeing Discord carefully.]

Think you're some kinda wiseguy, huh?

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Psst, Puppetmon, over here.]

Don't think too hard, it's a dangerous habit.

[telemysticist]

[Oh okay. Creepy living puppet thing. He's seen weirder.
Still, why.
He guesses he should say... something...]

... Never asked for any sympathy, but it ain't stopped my mun either.

[masterpuppet]

[Creepy little white haired kid. He's seen weirder.]

...makes it sound like I got some reason to be felt sorry for, but I don't.

[telemysticist]

Neither do I, she ain't got no reason ta'feel bad for me! S'matter a fact no one does!
Pity's 'bout the LAST thing I want from all those plebeians n' fools!

[masterpuppet]

[The puppet smirks.]

Looks like you're not the only one with a bee in their bonnet. Not that either of us can do anythin' 'bout it. We're not at the controls anymore.

But I'll find a way ta'change that.

[telemysticist]

Oh, there's still somethin' I can do alright.
They'll see...
They ain't seen the last'a lil' ol' me yet.

[Yaknow, as soon as he gets out of juvenile hall.
Gotta take it one step at a time.]

Forgive the username, I made this account ages ago

[does_my_hair_look_alright]

So YOU'RE here as well, Puppetmon. What a surprise; I didn't expect to see any of the other Dark Masters here.

it's fine~

[masterpuppet]

Metalseadramon!

[Well hello to you too. He didn't expect to see anyone else here, let alone other Dark Masters.

He adjusts his grip on his hammer before saying anything else, his mouth quirking into a bit of a grin.]

Didn't think I'd be seein' you here, either. What's next, Piedmon's gonna show up?

[whatisthislife]

"Those dumb kids?"

[masterpuppet]

Yeah, dumb! D-U-M-B with a capital D, that's what they are!

[whatisthislife]

And just how did they best you?

[masterpuppet]

They got lucky and outsmarted me, but I'm not gonna ever let it happen again!

[goodfeathers]

Puh-leeze. You were a schmuck.

[masterpuppet]

Who you callin' schmuck, huh wise guy?! I did more'a the dirty work than anyone else! Plus I lasted longer!

[Mostly.]

[goodfeathers]

Hey, not sayin' the rest of your boy band weren't schmucks eitha. You idiots deserved each otha. But come on, tryin' ta split those kids apart? The kids that were Chosen to work togetha? Even I wouldn'ta been stupid enough to think that woulda worked long enough to really take advantage of it.

[masterpuppet]

Oh yeah? Well what makes you so smart, huh? Not like you could'a come up with a better idea!