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[masterpuppet]

Yaknow, being beat by those dumb kids was one thing... But I don't need your sympathy. I don't care how tragic'a villain ya thought I was. I was the BEST outta all of'em, and you know it.

I don't wanna share headspace with that dumb TK. He's not my friend. I've got plenty of friends, other friends who aren't dumb like he is. All'a those Digidestined needed to stop while they were ahead, that's what.

...But I tell ya what. If ya wanna make it up to me, ya should let me back into the Digital World. I know ya know where it is, n'xactly how ta get me there.

Don't worry. I'll play nice~

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[revvinguptheharley]

I dunno, I was always a fan of Etamon myself...but I bet you could prove how fun you are if you came to play with us

[fruity_puppeteer]

With friends like me, who needs enemies?

[Sorry he couldn't resist.]

[telemysticist]

[Oh okay. Creepy living puppet thing. He's seen weirder.
Still, why.
He guesses he should say... something...]

... Never asked for any sympathy, but it ain't stopped my mun either.

[masterpuppet]

[Puppetmon scowls.]

Etemon was an idiot, but he got what was comin' to 'im.

I am fun! Loads of fun~ But my mun is stupid and probably won't do anythin' about it.

[masterpuppet]

Friends like you? Someone must be blind t'have you as a friend, haha!

[masterpuppet]

[Creepy little white haired kid. He's seen weirder.]

...makes it sound like I got some reason to be felt sorry for, but I don't.

[telemysticist]

Neither do I, she ain't got no reason ta'feel bad for me! S'matter a fact no one does!
Pity's 'bout the LAST thing I want from all those plebeians n' fools!

[masterpuppet]

[The puppet smirks.]

Looks like you're not the only one with a bee in their bonnet. Not that either of us can do anythin' 'bout it. We're not at the controls anymore.

But I'll find a way ta'change that.

Forgive the username, I made this account ages ago

[does_my_hair_look_alright]

So YOU'RE here as well, Puppetmon. What a surprise; I didn't expect to see any of the other Dark Masters here.

[telemysticist]

Oh, there's still somethin' I can do alright.
They'll see...
They ain't seen the last'a lil' ol' me yet.

[Yaknow, as soon as he gets out of juvenile hall.
Gotta take it one step at a time.]

it's fine~

[masterpuppet]

Metalseadramon!

[Well hello to you too. He didn't expect to see anyone else here, let alone other Dark Masters.

He adjusts his grip on his hammer before saying anything else, his mouth quirking into a bit of a grin.]

Didn't think I'd be seein' you here, either. What's next, Piedmon's gonna show up?

[masterpuppet]

Lil' ol' you, huh? Well gee kid, ya sound pretty confident. Ya better not let your mun know you're gonna trick her, or you're gonna be sooorry~

That'd spoil half the fun.

[telemysticist]

... Trick her? Why would I need ta'do that?
She already listens ta'everythin' I say.

[Well not everything.]

'Cept when I tell her not ta'feel sorry for me.

[masterpuppet]

Ooohoho well pin a rose on your fat little nose~ You must be pretty important if ya got your mun not pullin' on your strings.

Looks like ya just got one more job t'do then, to which I say gooood luck~! Not that you'll get very far.

[whatisthislife]

"Those dumb kids?"

[telemysticist]

S'it turns out I am, for your information.

Just ya watch, I'll get farther than some walkin' pile'a sawdust!

[masterpuppet]

[If a puppet made of wood had eyebrows he'd be raising them right now. Is this kid serious? He doesn't even have a partner, so Puppetmon's finding himself mildly impressed that he's got such a mouth on him.

Then again, seems like all the kids he's EVER encountered do.]

Ah ah ah~ Watch who you're callin' names, friend~

[He grins, lifting and adjusting his grip on his hammer slightly.]

If ya wanna play, you should'a just said so.

[masterpuppet]

Yeah, dumb! D-U-M-B with a capital D, that's what they are!

[goodfeathers]

Puh-leeze. You were a schmuck.

[whatisthislife]

And just how did they best you?

[masterpuppet]

Who you callin' schmuck, huh wise guy?! I did more'a the dirty work than anyone else! Plus I lasted longer!

[Mostly.]

[masterpuppet]

They got lucky and outsmarted me, but I'm not gonna ever let it happen again!

[fruity_puppeteer]

I blinded them before they had the chance!

[For your entertainment: Discord juggling eyeballs.]

[whatisthislife]

Luck? That is what you claim?

[telemysticist]

[Gideon pauses, stepping back slightly.
Oh right. The puppet has a weapon, and he... does not.
Or any kind of method of defending or protecting himself, really. Which is not something he's used to, after having the mystic amulet and the volume 2 journal, neither of which he possesses anymore.
That doesn't mean he's... helpless, though.
He just has to be more careful, maybe starting by not going into a fight unarmed.]

Why would I ever wanna play with somethin' as wretched as you?

[At least he's still got scathing words...
Unfortunately he's unaware using them may be an equally bad idea.]