voice testing, gazing wistfully at adventuresofooo

[spiderpants]

Hey, lighten up a little there, dude! Yeah, you're a lil' rusty, but that's cool. Practice makes perfect and all that junk. Ya just gotta grab that self-doubt by the horns and sock it right in its big stupid gob. Bam!

[He pantomimes walloping some imaginary monster with a beachball-sized fist.]

I mean, yeah, this muse gig's kinda creep, with you just writin' down everything I do and say, whether I like it or not. Just kinda sittin' there. Watching. Waiting.

But don't get me wrong, man. Wherever you wanna take this, I'm super down for it. S'gonna be just like any ol' adventure, right?

Right?

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[rainbowcorn]

Jake!

( here comes the girlfriend wrapping around her sweetie. )

[spiderpants]

Lady!

[He snuggles into her belly nice and night and plants a smooch on her nose.]

How's my sweetie girl holdin' up? Almost thought I was gonna lose you with this whole Mun biz.

[rainbowcorn]

( she gives him a smooch back. )

Doing great! And you're silly to think you will lose me.

[spiderpants]

Yeah, guess that's me. Just a big ol' silly!

I mean, I thought I was gonna get all lonely in this here brain zone.

[rainbowcorn]

Aw. But I will always be here if you need me, honey.

[withoutcrumbs]

Mrrrrrrghrrrrrrrrgh.

[Lemongrab seethes for a minute before he settles down back into coherency.]



...no touchies. The horns shall remain ungrabbed.

[spiderpants]

[Literally the last person he wanted to talk to.]

I'm talkin' metaphorically here, dude. Y'know, like the horns in your mind.

Gettin' all crazy symbolic up in here.

[withoutcrumbs]

[Horns.

Mind.

No, that's not good.]

HORNS IN MY MIND! Get them out! I ORDER you to get them out!

[And already he starts screaming.]

[spiderpants]

[And Jake, somehow, manages to match that with even more screaming.]

[Seriously, he's really goin' at it here.]

[withoutcrumbs]

[NO ONE DARES OUTSCREAM THE EARL OF LEMONGRAB.

SCREAMING INTENSIFIES.]

[humanhero]

Dude!

[Guess who's running up to you with little boy-like enthusiasm, Jake? It's SO rare that he ever sees you around here.]

Ok, dude- you should totally come to Ooo, seriously man. My mun's been thinkin' about sendin' me there too and I KNOW if you're there she won't have a choice but to put me there!

I mean sure she's already playing another boy who goes on adventures and wears shorts, but she's coconuts if she thinks she's gonna miss out on this party!

[spiderpants]

Man, now that you're danglin' an offer like that in my face, I know I gotta get in on this action! Place is just gonna feel empty without us, y'know?

[humanhero]

No kidding, dude! She's being a butt about it though, waiting 'till after school starts or something so she can make sure she's got the time to let me have adventures and junk. Girl needs to stop worryin' about stuff and just go for it!

[boozebot]

Y'know, for someone who sounds an awful lot like me, you also sound like a big ol' chump if you think this is going to be an adventure. It's basically like... the opposite of that.