Letter from a less-than-amused muse. (Canon is "Phoenix Rising" by Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris)

[welly]

To whom it may concern,

I have a few things I feel I must address, since you seem to insist upon our partnership.

First of all, and this is only a minor grievance- no, I will not refer to you as "Mundane". It is an insulting nickname and, as a gentleman, I am above such things.

Secondly, I take issue with this... user name you have given me. I have only allowed Agent Braun to continue to call me that in light of our partnership. And the fact that she would likely continue even if I asked her to stop. In any case, my name is Wellington, not... not Welly. I refuse to be seen in any game while attached to this atrocity.

Thirdly, some icons would be nice. I realize you're having trouble finding an appropriate, what is it? PB? Yes, and appropriate PB, but surely there must be someone out there. If you're so intent on following through with an application of any sort, you mustn't give up. (Though, while we're on the subject of games, I'm not entirely sure I like the one you have in mind.)

And finally, what is this "Girl Genius" you're on about? I certainly hope it's nothing I'd regret becoming involved with. I somehow don't trust your intentions, you see.

Do please take these things into consideration, Madam. You of all people should know how I fare with a... disagreeable partner.

Yours,

Wellington Thornhill Books, Esquire and Archivist for Her Majesty's Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences

Comments

[stillacaptain]

Uh huh.

Maybe that's why your mun's sending you somewhere you don't want to go. Talk too much.

[welly]

You seem like you could benefit from a few more words yourself, sir.

[stillacaptain]

Nah.

Fine this way. Always worked before.