on apping to ddd

[doppelglasses]

Leave it to you to find the one game where not only is it possible and encouraged to pick up a purely sentient AI, but also one that is, has and will be willing to welcome a 13 year old dude trapped in a pair of glasses into its purely metaphysical bosom.
That right there is pure fuckin' sincerity, I'm impressed.
My strong and muscular arms are giving you all kinds of radical applause.
Gettin' all up and matrimonial with these impressive phalanges.
It's like shit, HOW insufferably awesome do you even gotta BE to have a clap like that?

Comments

[t34l_just1c3]

D4V3? 1S TH4T YOU? >:O

[doppelglasses]

Yes.
And the percentage to which I'm fucking with you is so small it's basically an impossibility, so let's not even think about it with our rad comprehensive algorithms that nag and basically force-feed the inconsistencies there are in the fact that I am Dave.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey ;D

u know what would be a better idea maaaaybe would be for me to just wear you
you can walk around i look super cool and we have all day to chat :3

[doppelglasses]

Is this the pure and innocent Roxy Lalonde propositioning me to splay myself across her face for an extended period of time?
Because I ain't sayin' no.

[tipsygnostalgia]

the one and the same

well when u say it lei that it sounds sorta pervy i know
*like
but yeah

[doppelglasses]

Pretty sure we've already crunched the numbers on how much you don't give a shit about making licentious comments to a 13 year old in a pair of glasses.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yup and its a big sweet old fat zero
so where r u anywas
anyways

[doppelglasses]

Physically?
Chilling out on the corner of a bathroom sink while a totally rad dude does salacious things in the shower.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Oh noooooo!

[doppelglasses]

Remember that discussion we had about minding the shit out of my delicate spun silk feelings?
You're kind of shitting all over them with that A+ behind of yours.
That's cool, I guess. 
Robots don't have feelings, right?
Allow me to render my speech in a more symbolic state for you to wrap your head around.
Bleep, bloop.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Fuck.
Im sorry i know we exchanged some harsh words the last time we talked and even if i was in a bit of a pickle at that moment it doesnt excuse me being a jerk so im sorry.
But whether you have feelings or not its just that im already balled up over a couple of different people all seeming pretty the same and making me look the fool when i think theyre my actual friend that i know and who isnt either a robot or a pair of glasses or some kind of game construct i guess!
I dont mean anything against you in particular i just anticipate pulling yet another huge boner in public with you there.

[doppelglasses]

You weren't in a pickle.
We both already knew what you needed and how and where to get it, us exchanging sassy banter was only a formality.
But huge boners aside, apology accepted.
I'll never know why you get so knotted over not being able to tell us apart though.
Need I remind you I'm basically fucking him?

[t34l_just1c3]

R34LLY?
TH3N YOUR3 4 SOM3ON3 PR3T3ND1NG TO B3 D4V3 OR YOUR3 SOM3 K1ND OF D4V3BOT! >:I

[doppelglasses]

You sound pretty sure of yourself.

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh rly
i could comment on this but i get the feeling he could would b
annoyed when he goes bsck to check the logs

[doppelglasses]

He could would be annoyed if he read the log, sure.
Rest assured that you can leave the most scandalous of tabloid gossip comments, I can lock my logs from him.
Not that he would actually care.
I wouldn't, if I were him. 
And look at that, I am him, so my authority in all things myself is ten different shades of locked solid.
Double reacharound self awareness combo in a gratuitous glassesgrope of jokes about verbal masturbation.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

You might be basically him or basically fucking him or basically fucking half of houston.
But youre not him and im sorry that might not matter to you but it matters to me.
Id just rather relate to you as you and him as him and not continually get confused between you because youre deliberately fucking with me and making me feel stupid!

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah ur basically him just u live in some cool shades
but there r still differfecnes between u like
*diferenes
*things
you dont insta shootdown in the way he does

but anyways *pours out some good robob wine* tell me all about this place u are goign to mr coolshadees

[doppelglasses]

It seems you're feeling exasperated.
Is there something you want me to do about it?
Last I checked, we already agreed on my being frank about my less than organic state of being.
You haven't even commented on my new shade of a fashion choice.
It really compliments my lenses.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Yeah we agreed on that but right now im sort of feeling like ill believe it when i see it.
Though i did notice the change in colour and thats pretty swell.
What brought that on?

[doppelglasses]

It's because I don't get your dramatic self-inflicted meat person problems. 
All wrapped up in fancy DNA and shit.
But that's cool, this entry needed to get a little more meta anyway.
The premise of the game is that your character, me, in this case, has an online journal much like a Dreamwidth or a Livejournal and from it they can post to the community, a backwash nexus where characters can interact as if talking over the internet.

[doppelglasses]

It's not hard to tell us apart, Jake, you're just not looking in the right places.
The color change was Roxy's idea.
She said it looked good on me.

[artfulironicist]

At last, I can stop attempting to convince my sentient glasses that I'm not making up the community that connects realities.
At last.

[tipsygnostalgia]

meat person problems wow such an eloquent way of putting it
that all sounds p fun though is anyone we know gonna b theere?
*there

[adventurearms]

Oh for christs sake!
This isnt going to change the fact that you are nothing more than a PROGRAM trying to pretend to be a living artifact.
And now whoever might be in this place you are about to be sent to will have to deal with you when theyre looking for a real person!
Unless dirk isnt there...
Then i suppose this whole doppel glasses issue would be in your imaginary hands.