Homeless Forever. Canon: Attack on Titan

[humanities_reminder]

[What's that sound? That slow crashing and rumbling?

Sounds like footsteps... But surely its sounds too big to be footsteps?

Don't look now, but yes, that really is a herd of mindless gigantic humanoids stepping through the place. Crushing whatever is in their path.

Could it get any worse? .... Oh it can and it is.

Those Titan's have no discrimination over who or what they pluck up from the ground. Stuffing them into their mouths and chewing mindlessly away.

Good luck with them. You'll need it.]

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[stitchedupbodyguard]

[What the hell are those things?!

Veronica watches from a small distance away, swords sliding out of her cloak in case she needs them.

Who knows, they could be friendly. Right?]

[notmakingsense]

Hmm?

[Here comes this guy, lazily flying through the air towards the mindless giants. He stops a little ways in front of the nearest one.]

What are you then? I didn't created you did I?

[strider_pride]

[What the fuck?]

hey dumbasses
watch your step
like you know how to even step
youre just clumsy ass fuckers that dont know how to move

[humanities_reminder]

[What are we? Something you should be avoiding. Something you should be running and hiding from.

It doesn't matter the distance you're at. Once they see you... Its only a matter of time before its all over.]

[humanities_reminder]

Uurgh...Mmhun!!

[Groaned a Titan as it's huge hand snatched out at the air, trying to grab the flying pest. That's all it was to the Titan.

It had no comment, nothing to say other then grunts and groans.]

[humanities_reminder]

[OH! Now that smells like a human!

Congratulations Dave. You've caught a rather large curious one's attention.

The clumsy giant slowly leans over where the boy was standing. Gormless smile pulling over its huge mouth as it simply groaned.]

Uuummmmmgh~

[notmakingsense]

[Discord lazily dodges the titan's hand. He glares at it.]

Hand off the merchandise! How rude. Don't any of you know who I am?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Too bad she doesn't know that. In fact she's actually quite curious.]

Maybe they're related to the whale people back home. Or the demon jellyfish.

[humanities_reminder]

[And so another Titan tries to jump up and grab you.

They don't know or care who or what you are. You don't seem to be human so you're off the menu as far as they're concerned. Just seems the abnormal ones are still interested in you.]

[idkworldruler]

[He sighs and starts counting them.]

It's not Tuesday again, is it? I reserved this day for the Great Old Ones.

[humanities_reminder]

[As are the Titan's curious about you.

Watch out for the one behind you now, gosh they came in fast and silent didn't they? Grubby large hands reaching for your head.]

[notmakingsense]

[Discord snaps his fingers and disappears in a flash of light just as the titans hands come down.]

Tut, tut. Seems like somepony should teach you all some manners.

[Hey watch out for that falling boulder that appeared from nowhere.]

[humanities_reminder]

[Just don't get to close to them, they may seem kind of dumb but they're more trouble then their worth.

As your busy counting them, more and more wander into the area.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Should probably tell Fran abou-AH!

[Her senses suddenly going wild, Veronica turns and sees the giant hands coming towards her. Reflexes kicking in, she rolls out of the way just in time.]

[humanities_reminder]

[Well that was rude.

The boulder is annoying at best and possibly a little disabling... For now at least.

Give it a moment or two and the injured part of the Titan will steam up, before gradually start to heal back over.

Good as new~]

[idkworldruler]

[Oh, they can have a party then.]

Well hey thar big boys~. Wonder if this is how Markiplier felt. I am disappoint.

[notmakingsense]

How interesting....

[He appears again, above the titans and just out of their reach.]

I wonder what else you can do.

[springcleaning]

[Guren no Yumiya begins to play.]

[sweetjeans]

OH...!

[He knew that sound all to well, what a traumatizing noise... What the hell, titan's aren't aloud here?!]

G-Get ready to die, bastards!

[Jean, don't tell me you've grown rusty]

[toobig]

[Well Bertholdt certainly doesn't smell human, does he?]

[humanities_reminder]

[Lets dance~!]

[humanities_reminder]

[Jean~ It knows your smell, it knows your voice. It knows you sometimes stumble and pause in this situation and it knows to move fast...

Make your move scardy cat. Its now or never.]

[humanities_reminder]

[Indeed he does not. Could possibly be why the Titan nearest him seems to be simply ignoring him.]

[greatrage]

TITANS!!

[don't mind Eren while he pretty much takes an entire chunk out of his hand while biting it.

Cue Guren no Yumiya accompaniment to his magical girl transformation]

[sweetjeans]

W-who's a scardy cat?! You piece of shit!

[Catherine Announcer Voice: Titan has appeared. It's the killer, do not die.]