or we can hide the body.

[shrikes]

I don't want to be your favorite. It's fine if you want to continue whatever this is but don't fixate on me. That doesn't go very well, historically. Just let me go back to being in the background. Play with that... assassin you miss so much. Does anyone up here not kill people?

[ um no actually i just noticed that ]

You just noticed that? You need more help than I do.

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N...o favorite?

[glumshoe]

[ Sadly puts macaroni drawing of he and Abigail in a safe location like with her father whoops. ]

[buttpatting]

You're hardly an assassin, Abigail. Perhaps that's why you are the favorite.

You're the one they would least suspect.

NO, suck my design

[shrikes]

Was that macaroni.

[wayfare]

You think hunting's drawing her attention? You can lay low for a while, if you need to.

[valuation]

You've observed a pattern in the trajectory of her fixations?

spews ears at you

[glumshoe]

You're dead, there were attempts at therapy. [ In between rat-face's attempts to get his hand up Will's metaphorical skirt, and no one was happy the end. ]

Your mundane and I have something in common, anyway. [ No shortage of killers of various stripes and you always on the brain. ]

[shrikes]

[ til u come in blurting out all her secrets. a murdergician never reveals handini ]

Unassuming. There are other people -- er, characters, who fit that description on her "list." Don't know why I'm the one that stuck. [ fucking liiiiiie it's the cannibal puns, it's like 50% the cannibal puns ]

i eat pieces of shit like ears for breakfast

[shrikes]

Macaroni therapy. [ nope, not letting you bury the lead, man. ] I wonder why Dr. Bloom never suggested that. Couldn't have been worse than group.

Take it back out. I want to see it.

[buttpatting]

[CLICK CLACK BANG BANG]

You give yourself too little credit, Abigail. Perhaps she has grown tired of those in that description and desires something new and different. You should be flattered.

[shrikes]

If it's not hunting it'll be something else. Something worse, probably. The last thing I need is more excuses for you to put me at the kiddie table.

[infomodder]

She could always fixate on Winston.

[kingmakersdaughter]

[Have a very confused looking future Queen of England looking at you right now.]

You do not want to be your muns favorite?

[She still finds it strange to use that word. 'Mun'. She's just learnt it.]

[widowing]

Think of them as spiders if it makes you feel any better.

[ fuck you she's hilarious ]

[shrikes]

[ I-I-I I HAVE A ♥ I SWEAR I DO ]

Going wherever she throws me, doing whatever she makes me do... Doesn't it bother you? Being treated like a puppet?

[buttpatting]

[JUST NOT BABY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU GET SO HUNGRY WHEN YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME

RATED EXPLICIT FOR AGEKINK

and some vore or something]

I'm not being treated like a puppet. [Not yet, you bastard.] Your predicament is nothing like mine.

[wayfare]

[ visibly relieved? him? nooooope. ] Good. This room's pretty crappy anyway. Doesn't even have cable.

[shrikes]

She likes anyone that's deadly but she latches onto the ones with identity issues. [ aaaalmost a questioning tone since degree in psychology she doesn't have one ]

~threadjacks

[hulkish]

[ seriously? ]

hannibal's taught us well

[glumshoe]

[ Let's pump the breaks for a sec. ] Trust me, it's because you were already giving away the book rights to Freddie Lounds. I'm too angry to say anything and Chilton's drawing up drafts based on pasta.

Fine. [ He was going to put it on the wall of the treehouse when he broke out and found you, but here, ruin everything. ] I think it says more about you that a lot of people get fixated.

post blowing up my phone

[shrikes]

I think she wants your mun to do that.

don't you like that though

[infomodder]

Oddly enough? I'd like that, too.

But it's apparently not going to happen, and yours isn't going to give you up anytime soon. Being miserable about it isn't going to fix anything.

[HAHAHAHhaha...ha...ha...]

[shrikes]

[ goodness she's not from around here. point in her favour. ]

It's not that big a surprise. The last person didn't want the job either.

as long as my rp stays serious

[shrikes]

I'm not miserable, I'm annoyed. Angry, actually. At least she could keep up if she's going to keep getting me involved in things. You'd think, anyway.

fancy seeing you here

[widowing]

[ should anything she does or says surprise you at this point? ]

[shrikes]

Spiders are smarter.