dear_mun | voice testing??? what am i doing

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voice testing??? what am i doing

I can tell that you and I are going to have lostht of fun together, justht by looking at you! I knew we'd end up here eventually, you're stho predictable, ahoo hoo!

_{[ yeah, that's- that's how he laughs. ]}

What wasth that, my dear? I remind you of who? The Mad Hatter? I don't know who that isth, but I'll be sthure to take it asth a compliment, eheh. Now, you better be planning to do sthomething with me, you know. I'm a busthy persthon, I haven't got all day! Stho, you go look at thosthe- whatchumacallitsth, and I'll make sthure to thank you with sthome candy!

There'sth a lot of work to be done, stho you better get a move on! I don't envy your job, I can tell you that much for free, eheha!

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... Somethin' familiar 'bout you, gramps...

Can't put my finger on it.

[It's like this weird feeling of deja vu, except... not? He's not sure what it is.
He could swear he's never met you before, though. If he had, he thinks he'd remember someone so... eccentric.]

_{[ the thing about this moment is that it's so unexpected, that king candy simply ends up staring for just a moment too long. with his mouth slightly agape, once he realises he's staring, he shakes himself clear of the confusion and straightens up.

only he looks somewhat distressed. you might even say he's conflicted. ]}

F-familiar? I, uh, I have no idea why you'd think that, ehehah!

_{[ cue the onslaught of nervous giggling oh game developer gods why is this happening ]}

[Well that's... a suspicious reaction.
Or wait, is it? To Turbo it seems like it is, what with King Candy apparently so bewildered and nervous.
But then again, maybe he's just another someone shocked to see he's alive. ... And scared because of what happened with RoadBlasters.
That would mean this guy's from Litwak's, though...
And again, he thinks he'd remember a character this distinctive at his native arcade. ... Not that he knew everyone at Litwak's, or even socialized all that much.
He just continues to be unsure.]

Yeah... I dunno either. Could'a sworn we've never met. Think I'd remember somebody like you.
But I still feel like I know ya... s'kinda freaky.
Yer not... feelin' that way too, are ya?

_{[ suspicious is such a strong term! for all you know, turbo, king candy could be of a nervous disposition!

he offers turbo an anxious smile, his eyes immediately darting towards the doors and windows - this isn't right. has the coding gone wrong? it couldn't have, he's been doing this for years. he hasn't changed anything beyond the superficial - at least, not recently.

there's another giggle; he's stalling for time, trying to understand just what's gone on. ]}

W-Well, there'sth alwaysth game central station..?

_{[ not that that's going to help anything. ]}

I don't know, you do stheem a little familiar... if I squint.

_{[ oh god i need to get out of this situation right now. ]}

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[She can't help but be thrilled by the fact her mun seems to only ever bring her out anymore for occasions like this. So very thrilled.

She's just going to keep her distance.]

Never thought I'd see more than one'a you round here.

_{[ well, at least you get let out once in a while! king candy's been trapped waiting around for recognition ever since the mun first watched the film.

it's the glitch! why is the glitch of all people here?! ]}

Venellope! Oh, thank goodnessth, a friendly face! I haven't thseen anyone from thsugar rush-

_{[ wait a second. ]}

How did you get out?! I-I thought glitchesth couldn't leave their game!

_{[ yep. he's staring at you, vanellope. and he's suspicious. ]}

[Vanellope just scoffs and rolls her eyes.]

Well doi, ya sugar coated ding dong. Course I can't leave my game- but them rules don't apply in this place. Pretty much anything can happen here, so....I'd watch my back if I were you.

M-my back? What'sth wrong with my back? Isth there-

_{[ something on there?? watching your own back is hard. you tend to turn in circles trying to look - which king candy is doing right now.

before unceremoniously giving up and panting, anyway. ]}

Nothing'sth happening, ehehah!

[Ok, that causes Vanellope to burst into laughter. Well, at least this King Candy seems to come from a relatively non-threatening canon. Still, she's going to keep her guard up. Once she's calmed down she continues, still giggling.]

Anyway, just what're ya doin' here? I'm surprised I'd ever see more than one mun pick you up.

_{[ yes. totally non-threatening. :) he doesn't remember anything at all. ]}

Well, it'sth like a race, isthn't it? You sthow up when your name'sth called and not a moment before!

[Good. She hopes it stays that way.]

Riiight, right. That is if it's a race you were invited to.

[Memory or not, she's still sore about everything that happened.]

_{[ you know what vanellope? you need a better lie detector.

king candy seems decidedly confused. once again. ]}

You and I both know that you need to usthe a gold coin from your previousth winning race, Venellope! Invitationsth are usthelessth! I justht don't know whatsth gotten into you lately.

[The fact that this King Candy doesn't know that...well, she knows everything does make things a bit hard. It also makes it hard for her to keep a straight face.]

I'd be able to get a gold coin if I was ever allowed to race, but we both know I'm not.

_{[ king candy is seemingly oblivious, as per usual. ]}

Y-you can't race! I'm stho sthorry, but pleasthe try to understhtand!- you might end up glitching the whole of thsugar rush justht by qualifying! I wisth that there wasth another way, but I just don't sthee how that could work without endangering everyone elsthe. What kind of a king willingly putsth histh loyal sthubjectsth into any kind of trouble? Not a very good one, for a sthart, ehehah!

_{[ there's an uncertain smile, a pleading look and a very persuasive shaking of the shoulders coming venellope's way any second now. ]}

I don't want you to get hurt, Venellope.

Oh nooo nooo I understand perfectly. But all that keeping me safe doesn't really stop the other racers from treating me like week old candy wrappers, does it?

[She snaps, jamming her hands into her pockets.]

Can you sthay with abstholute honesthty that you'd rather race and risk losthing everything?

.....

...no. But...

[Nope, she still can't say what she wants to, and it's burning her up. She probably could...but she can't decide if she feels like opening that can of worms right now.]

That doesn't change the fact that nobody seems'ta care that I don't get to do anything all day. I don't even get'ta race when everyone practices.

Even practisthe racing isth sthtill racing.

Well then nothin's fair, that's what. There's nothin' sayin' I can't race after hours...

Stho long asth you don't cross the sthtartline, I don't sthee why not.

....Oh yeah? ...An' what's wrong with me doin' that?

[Now she's wondering if she can catch him in his lie, here. ...It's worth a shot.]

I've already told you, ehehah. Didn't you listhen?

No, I got that part. But if you said there's nothin' wrong with me practicin'...what's wrong with me winnin' a few PRACTICE races, huh? Not like I'm gonna actually be on the roster or anythin' if I didn't race to qualify.

_{[ yeah he's going to take a moment. ]}

Y-y'know, I'm thinking about it and maybe you shouldn't try after all. I don't want to risk the game ending justht because of a few practisthesth. It breaks my heart to know you're unhappy, it really does! I justht... don't sthee a way out of thisth for you. If there'sth even the sthmallest chance that the game might become Out Of Order because of thisth- _{[ shiver. ]} -I can't let you.

_{[ he does feel bad. but hey, venellope, it's him vs you! and self preservation is an important thing to have. ]}

[Just gonna be very skeptical about this... Because, really, this guy is full of nutter butters.]

Don't be all have some candy at people. Shouldn't you be, I dunno, doing something else?

_{[ well, sure. but he's not the one with a swirl in his hair, so. you know. your opinion is obviously invalid. ]}

... Like what?

[At least he has a full head of hair to speak of.]

Not being here!

_{[ low blow, kid. low blow. if you raced half as seriously as king candy races, you'd have lost your hair too! ]}

The fact of the matter ith that I'm here, and there isn't much I can do about it.

_{[ so deal with it. ]}

[No one told this guy to recode himself without hair.]

Don't play games, I know what you're--

[Time to squint his eyes.]

Say, what do you mean by having a lot of work to do?

_{[ reprogramming takes a lot of skill. sometimes you can't do much at all with your hair, and other times you can - anyway, he had to be candy cute, not candy creepy. ]}

Why, Rancith- you don't have to be tho rude.

_{[ hahahaha none of your business you little peanut brittle. ]}

We've got a few planth, my mun and I.

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