on mun's search for a game

[coldkiller]

Look, mun, I can understand wanting to have some fun. Really! I'm a fun guy! I know how to party and... get down and stuff!

But sending me off to some horrible place really isn't the answer. I promise. Every possibility you've come up with has involved zombies or memory loss or monsters or something even worse, and I'm scared!

Plus, I have Dollie to worry about. Yeah! And school, don't forget! So clearly, there are way too many reasons why you should just leave me alone. Life is perfect as it is! Don't mess it up!

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[coreopsideae]

Zombies and monsters? That sounds... [great. please go there, get out of her hair]

That sounds just dreadful! Why would your mun send you someplace like that?

[claws_and_effect]

Ugh. You're such a normie.

[There's a perturbed, human-sized kitty staring at you in annoyance.]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with monsters? Or zombies for that matter, except for the fact their fashion sense sucks and they attract flies?

[She turns up her nose in the disdain only a cat can muster.]

And who knows, maybe your mun will find a nice game for you, one without all us scary monsters.

Ahhh hello there 8D

[coldkiller]

I don't know why, Dollie! I don't want to go, especially without you!

[ Very chivalric. ]

What should I do?

I'm so sorry for his whining. I truly am.

[coldkiller]

Oh, no... you're a monster? You've already found me! Please don't eat me...

I'm not! Carry on!

[claws_and_effect]

[She looks scandalized.]

EAT you? Ew. That's disgusting. Why would I do that? Ew ew.

[coldkiller]

Don't try to trick me--I know better!

hellooooo <3

[coreopsideae]

[wow she doesn't want to go there either, but if she had to, she wouldn't want to go with you, Phoenix. You get how it works.]

I-I don't know. If they're set upon sending you somewhere, there's not much to change their minds, it seems. It's just horrible...! Why would they send someone like you to a place like that?

[claws_and_effect]

[Rolling her eyes.]

Oh come ON. How do you know better? You ever actually MET a monster? No? Then you don't know. We go to school, and eat hamburgers just like you do. Well, I purrfer anchovies and milkshakes, (Not together of course) but you know.

[coldkiller]

I don't really like hamburgers... especially not hamburgers made out of people!!

[coldkiller]

I know... I don't deserve such terrible treatment! I could die or something!

[claws_and_effect]

[UGH.]

No you dork! I mean hamburgers made of BEEF. Not people! We don't eat normies. For the third time!

[coldkiller]

Hey, I'm not a dork... I have a girlfriend and everything.

[claws_and_effect]

[How does she put up with you?]

You're still a dork. What the heck do you think we make our cookies out of then?

[She digs around in her pocket and pulls out a package of chocolate goldfish crackers, and tossed him one.

[coreopsideae]

[And what a shame that would be, really...]

I... I don't want you to be killed, Feenie. But, you're a very brave man, you know? I'm sure... I'm sure that you'd manage! You'd give those monsters a taste of their own medicine!

[coldkiller]

Eww! Is that a real goldfish??

[coldkiller]

Oh... you really think so? I mean, I'm brave, that's true!

[It really isn't.]

Maybe I could go, and prove my courage that way!

[Dahlia has probably just successfully murdered him.]

[coreopsideae]

[just as keikaku. And then the entire plot of Ace Attorney changes forever.]

Those monsters wouldn't stand a chance against you! You'd give them the old one, two punch, and they'd steer clear for good, I'm sure. Perhaps you could make that your job there!

[magicpanchira]

Oh, come on, past-daddy. It probably wouldn't be THAT bad!

[ GEEZ PHOENIX. LISTEN TO THE GIRL. ]

[coldkiller]

Past... Daddy?!

[This isn't helping!]

[magicpanchira]

[ She's just lucky she can recognize Phoenix anywhere. Plus she remembers some of the stories her Phoenix has told her so you know. Magic.

SHE BEAMS THOUGH, ANYWAYS. STILL FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE? ]

Yep, past-daddy. You're my daddy in the future. Hi! Hee! You really are just as awkward as you said you were~

[coldkiller]

How... how... where did you come from??

[magicpanchira]

That doesn't matter right now!

[ She points at him. ]

What matters right now is giving you the confidence to be able to join a game, whether it's a horror one or not!