...

[artificialflower]

So I'll be on my own. Not the first time.

But your reasoning is still shit. And stop trying to make me "evil". Send me home already.

Useless piece of trash.

...and don't tell me about Lenalee and Beansprout getting in. They've got enough on their hands back home.

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[crownangelmetatron]

Do you need to clean?

[artificialflower]

... Yes. Clean the mundane off my back.

[crownangelmetatron]

Did someone attach them to your back?

[artificialflower]

[ wow someone who's more literal than him. ]

No. I just want them gone.

[crownangelmetatron]

[ Excuse a clueless angel. ]

Why do you want that?

[artificialflower]

Because they're annoying and useless.

[crownangelmetatron]

They are?

[artificialflower]

Yes.

[ wait for it ... ]

And so are you.

[crownangelmetatron]

[ too bad he doesn't understand insults. ]

I am?

[artificialflower]

[ FOR THE LOVE OF this is the most exasperating conversation ever!! D: ]

Yes. You are.

[crownangelmetatron]

How so?

[ just pure innocent confusion here. ]

[artificialflower]

You ask stupid questions and don't do anything useful.

[ he's just... going to stop talking to you now ]

[crownangelmetatron]

Oh? Ball-san has called my powers uselessly over-kill, but questions aren't useless, are they?

[ why would you stop? he doesn't understand why you're so upset. ]

[mad_justice]

Beansprout? That's a funny name for a person, and who is this Lenalee? Your wife back home or something?

[artificialflower]

Less a person more a pest, really.

[ he'd splutter if he was less reserved. now he's just twitching a little and glaring. ]

No. And it doesn't concern you either way.

[mad_justice]

Pest? Now that's kind of rude to refer to a person that way. I don't like it.

[Claire just smiles at Kanda.]

Maybe it doesn't, but I'm bored here. You can give me some fun, right? Do you plan to propose to that girl, at least?

[artificialflower]

I don't care.

[ yep, still glaring. ]

You expect fun in the afterlife or what.

[mad_justice]

Afterlife? There is no afterlife. Once you die, it's over. It's OK, though. I cannot be killed anyway since the world is mine.

[Who cares? As long as Claire gets his fun, it doesn't matter even if you try to devour him with your eyes.]

[artificialflower]

[ oh whoops did you say something? ]

[ grin. g r i n . ]

Oh, it's far from over. Want to find out?

[ uh-huh. what if he uses dear_mun magic and wormholes into physical proximity ]

[tobeagod]

I wouldn't say 'alone'.

[artificialflower]

[ oh no it's you :| ]

I didn't say 'alone'.

[tobeagod]

Some do take 'on your own' to mean 'alone'. I must have missed the scores of people beating down your door for the pleasure of your company. How careless of me.

[artificialflower]

I'd rather be alone than in an untrustworthy crowd.

[ yes. you are a part of it. ]

[hellionated]

[ Kanda what are you doing, he thought you were cooler than this. ]

Is this a pity party? Cause, I'm all out of tiny violins.

[artificialflower]

[ SULKING. Sort of. He's so goddamn tired. ]

[ ...and now confused. ]

No. What the hell am I supposed to do with violins?

[hellionated]

[ Ugh, why don’t you get references? Deadeyeing now. ]

It’s just a saying. It translates to, stop feeling sorry for yourself it’s gross and unattractive. And, get over it, it’s not like you’re the only one getting royally fucked over here.

[artificialflower]

I've no wish to attract you. And what the hell do you know, anyway?

[hellionated]

Uh, plenty, since I'm going to the same damned place you are.

[artificialflower]

That's only a part of it.