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[lordofthelargepants]

So giant robots smashing the heck out of giant alien monsters is popular again, huh? What am I sayin', it always was popular! You've seen that new movie, what, three times already? Meeting some of those guys would be pretty cool, like some kinda... giant robot pilot club. And that Mako is a lot like Kiva too.

Chicks love their giant robots, dude.

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[lordofthelargepants]

Well if it was a girl robot, she wouldn't be squishy, she'd be metal too.

Look, maybe you should have a talk with someone about this. You just seem more confused than anything.

[misfier]

She... she! Oh! This is one of those gender things right? The things where you throw ooze everywhere?

No- wait this is blowing my mind here. You actually think the Decepticons are- well okay. I mean sure there were some that were kind of bozos. _{Killmaster... god damn wand.} But seriously I'm just a perfectly honest guy tryin' to make his way in the universe and all that junk!

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[lordofthelargepants]

What? Ooze??

[lordofthelargepants]

Okay. I get it, you're an average guy trying to get along, and you don't seem like a bad guy... I think you're just on the wrong side of things. I do that too sometimes! Actually it's more like a lot. ...Like all the time. But it's by accident. ...Most of the time.

[misfier]

Oh yeah I know that feeling. All the time. But seriously I mean, the Decepticons are the ones who fought for the little guy! I mean not- well not always little. We have some big guys but we're really the good ones. Mmmmmmmost of the time. War is kind of. I mean it's a little... things get messed up a bit.

Anyways that's heavy, so tell me about your ooze.

[lordofthelargepants]

I'm going to need you to stop using the word ooze until I know what you mean by it.

[misfier]

Isn't that how you make larva?

[lordofthelargepants]

Larva- no, no no, that's like, bug-people. Or the Glorft. I think maybe they just throw up on some trash and that's how they make babies.

But humans have human babies. Think about if I was a lot tinier and had no hair. That's what babies look like.