Re: His current situation at thewake

[kingofnightmares]

Let me get this straight.

You're letting Megamind stay in my lair indefinitely? I told you once before, after he's done healing, he's out. End of story. I don't need him corrupting my Nightmares, most of all, Seraphina. Plus, I don't want my new projects to be pushovers as well.

And then we have the upcoming situation with Frost. I won't hear the end of it after it all goes down. You realize what you've tossed me into in that situation, correct? Being the 'hero' of sorts.

[GUH that word leaves a horrible taste in his mouth.]

At least one upside to this is that I am of a higher rank in Ascension. While I'm not too busy with my projects, I should focus on these new abilities in the meantime.

Comments

[dimeliora]

Like you can't kick someone out of your place at any given moment.

Admit it, you just want the sweet deal that comes with making a sitcom.

[kingofnightmares]

There's nothing sweet about dealing with that imbecile as a whole.

Plus I'm not there to amuse you.

[dimeliora]

Well y'know what they say, chief, Hell is company. Although I'm tempted to learn how to Bend up a laughtrack for you guys, not gonna lie.

Oh I know that. You're there for the sponsors and the free trailer!

[memoryguardian]

I'm only sorry I'm not there anymore to keep you in line.

You better knock some sense into Jack, too, and stop him before he does anything he'll regret. [ Because that should have been her, but... ]

[kingofnightmares]

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I suddenly his mother now?

[kingofnightmares]

Hell is better than dealing with him.

[Plus he doesn't know how to deal with their current relationship status. They weren't friends, nor enemies...]

[dimeliora]

And that's what'll make it kill in the ratings, people LOVE watching that kind of shit.

[Because a laughtrack to these two trying to set each other on fire is EXACTLY what the city needs, next time an accidental video of them leaks out!]

[memoryguardian]

No. But I'm not about to let anything happen to him in my absence and since you're the one so 'kind' to help stop him I figure I'd make it clear that you better before it gets out of hand.

[kingofnightmares]

[He lifts his hands]

I'm only cutting in when he starts impeding on my territory.

Other than that? The City is on its own.

[memoryguardian]

[ Wrong answer, Pitch. SHE IS ALL UP IN YOUR PERSONAL SPACE NOW. ]

What do you mean "the city is on its own"? Aren't you an Ascended now? Aren't you supposed to help Nautilus?

[kingofnightmares]

[OH DEAR MOON, taking a HUGE STEP BACK.]

In a way, yes. But I have the power to use my own free will like everyone else does!

Besides, what good has that City ever done for me?

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ Ha. Haha. Gonna quietly leave this white ceramic mug with "#1 MOM" printed on it in large block letters and sneak away. Don't mind him. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[... What the hell Frost...]

Seriously?

[kingofnightmares]

It's a bit cliche, don't you think? It'd be like any other show out there.

[dimeliora]

Hey, last I checked, most sitcoms just have snarky white people with problems.

Can't say I remember any shows where the pilot ended with an alien and a spirit of fear trying to strangle one another. Now THAT will be something to set a laughtrack to!

[shepherdofthefrost]

Oh, please, like I'm ever serious. Don't pretend like you don't know me better than that, Mom.

[ Beaming at you innocently over here. ]

[coilsofthedragonserpent]

I'm honestly really looking forward to it all. You should be more excited.

[fuckinstoplights]

... Is he your boyfriend?

[He was just waiting for a chance to turn that one back on you, sir.]

[kingofnightmares]

[EYEROLL]

I'm estatic.

[kingofnightmares]

No. He is not.

[megamind]

Yeah, just wait till I ask you to join me in kicking Hazama's butt for breaking the rules.

Get ready to earn your keep as an Angelii.

[kingofnightmares]

[What.]

Why would you ask me in the first place?

And don't tell me it's because of my status.

[megamind]

You're in the west. So you're mine.

[ ....was that better? Did that help with Kagerou's question? ]

[kingofnightmares]

...Excuse me?

[coilsofthedragonserpent]

Don't be such a killjoy. You're going to be in the limelight? Why not enjoy it?