mun is literally the worst

[tiltshotghostimage]

dont even give me that character development bullshit mun
my bro does not need this fucking shit pulled on him
dont even start with me that itll be better once its over
how about while its happening
you know how fucked up this shit is

you all are just fucking lucky i got my serious fucking diamondstyles on for the guy
the fuck would you have done if we werent tight
let him rampage down through central los angeles until the voodoos quieted down?
you know his matesprit wouldnt be able to do shit to stop him

you fuckers are crazy
but i shouldnt be so surprised by your half baked mun machinations

you know what though im not angry for myself
im fucking angry for him
the fucking guy has been through enough fucking bullshit without you coming in like a pair of sadistic fucking voyers
bringing up this bullshit

ugh goddamn youd better be giving him some serious love after this shit
give him some serious props for keeping his neck out of a noose
maybe give him some boucoup fucking happy times
let him decide what to do with himself instead of just ignoring him like some ungrateful little shits

eta
ew ew ew ew ew fuck no ew fuck you no eww fuck that fuck this gay earth

revenge of the eta
man im just going to be over here side eying myself really really hard

Comments

[fireflyheir]

... are you guys going to be okay?

[tiltshotghostimage]

yeah well be just fine
shits over with now and hes back to himself
got his matesprit on any latent freaky aftereffects of withdrawals

man you never fucking know dude you could be like
walking down the street never goddamn knowing that in five years
your best fucking friend will be that guy you constantly rip on
and youll be there fucking keeping his ass level

and youd do it over and over again because you know that no matter what its worth it
you know that hed do the same for you

...
but uh if you ask me youre probably better off not knowing about certain effects of the rage aspect that we found out about on a split timeline holy fuck dude
yeah
no
not gonna get into that

[fireflyheir]

okay. good.

i don't think many people know what they're going to do in five years!
unless they're really good at guessing.
or can actually see through time.
but i dunno, i think that sounds like what i'd expect.

yeah.
yeah, of course.

probably!
it sounds like a pretty weird aspect.
or, well, tricky to figure out, anyway.

[tiltshotghostimage]

its not just weird
it might just be the most fucked up aspect ever
shit gets into your head
you dont even know its there until youre doing shit youd never do
and enjoying the distinct lack of pacifism

you know and what really upsets me is that nobody can fucking understand why
why id do this yknow
why id be this guys friend

man even you dont understand and youre still friend with that vriska chick not that shes a bad chick just a really bitchy one

well not you but you know
other you that isnt you but still is
lets call dude original and you extra crispy

but yeah nobody really gets it but idk dude
i see some really good shit about gamzee
sure dude has that kind of
i dunno how to even describe it
split personality slash demonic clown possession???
but he cant help that shit
hes gonna figure out how to get that shit consolidated

[fireflyheir]

like mind control or something.

…
no
i think that makes sense
everybody needs someone
even if they're just there to talk to
right?

just as long as i don't have to go swimming in flavour or anything!

it sounds like a hell of a lot to deal with.
do you mean so he's got it under control, or… less likely to explode at inappropriate moments, or what?

[tiltshotghostimage]

hes got it under control as usual
but i think eridan has a plan to get the two halves of his brain kind of whole again
i am not even going to start trying to figure out the details
shit is really complicated
but suffice it to say back when gamzee was a dumb kid he broke his fucking brain and hes got that fuckawful asshole side to him
you know
the one that likes to kill people
and then youve got this really genuinely good dude that hangs out and helps
and sure neither of them are really the sanest person on the planet
who the fuck is
so eridan is going to try and work with him and get those two sides back together
piece back together humpty dumpty
only instead of egg dudes weve got a killer clown from outer space
and fucking shaggy from scooby doo

[fireflyheir]

well, brains.
those… don't sound like they'd mesh too well.
but i hope it works out.
or they balance each other enough, whichever.

[tiltshotghostimage]

tz would call it two sides of the same coin
really in the end its just all to get his head level
hes a great guy you know just
seeing him like that tears me up
kinda makes me want to do more than i did
sucks having to live so far away from him

it should work out though i mean hes pretty much the most resilient guy in all of paradox space
no matter how fucked up his life gets he just grins and bears it

[fireflyheir]

i guess that… sort of makes sense.
like he got pushed to two completely different extremes.

i hope it does.