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[cava]

Non, non, non, monsieur!

[Enter tuts, waggling his finger.]

You really think I will accept any of these "games"--especially that one, of all places? You honestly think this to be a good idea? Hmph...

[a long pause, as he starts to consider.]

Then again...

[a hand goes to his chin in thought. he frowns out of contemplation.]

Though I might start as an ordinary human, if I regain myself over time--as is sure to happen--I will possess a complete set of human data. Native to myself, and with the background to properly process it...

[something in his eyes shines, before the flash of Messiah Cards 04 and 07. he spreads his arms out, drawing one back inward and bringing a hand down over his chest.]

Ooh la la. Most interesting, monsieur! The game begins anew, then...

[and a slowly spreading, mischievous smile as he completes the flourish with a mocking bow. he's going to like this.]

Very well. D'accord. Let us see who else follows from my world as one of these so-called "reincarnates", hmmm?

Comments

[reapsthewind]

Wow.

No. I don't care that my mun says we'd be best friends forever before this. Or worse, exes. This is stupid. And you're stupid.

[cava]

Do you believe I'm any more pleased than you?

[reapsthewind]

You should be. I'm handsome, charming, and talented! And a lieutenant commander! AND heir to an empire!

Really, I'm the one losing out here.

[daddysavatar]

[High-pitched laugh to start off]

How unfortunate for you! Letting those humans do as they please with you? How far the prideful falls.

[cava]

[tch. the corner of his mouth quirks downward, but he doesn't react beyond that]

I found it an interesting proposal in the end, mademoiselle. It's as simple as that.

[daddysavatar]

Getting used is still getting used, isn't it? What could possibly be interesting about being human?

[cava]

Data gathering, of course.

Besides, I'll hardly remain that way for long.

[daddysavatar]

It still will be for papa, wont it?

[cava]

Of course, mademoiselle. We have much work to do, after all, for our Majesty's sake.

[it's a lie, of course. he has no intention of restoring Messiah. but furthering the evolution of Messiah's program contained within those cards, at any rate, is definitely part of the plan.]

[daddysavatar]

[It's enough to please her, at least. She will fold her arms, content]

Someone is going with you, right? You get far too distracted from helping papa sometimes.

[cava]

[and a slight smile, devious as ever when she asks. he suspects where she's going with this.]

I believe someone is set upon sending Blue Buster as well? Nothing that would help me in my goals.

[daddysavatar]

[That's caught her attention. She wasn't actually intending to follow him in his madness since humanity didn't interest her in the same ways. Mentioning Blue Buster was entirely different]

It's just him and not his annoying little friends?

[cava]

[aaaah, and there it is.]

Thus far? Oui.

[daddysavatar]

There's no Red Buster to distract you, then.

[Blue Buster was tempting though. She DID like playing with that one]

So what's the catch?

[cava]

[he lets that pass without comment.]

... I will not be restored to my old self all at once.

Neither would you, should you follow.

[daddysavatar]

What would we be?

[With all the incredulous confusion her programming can muster]

[cava]

We would gain aspects of ourselves back over time, bit by bit. Still, we needn't remain human long. Returning to our rightful state as Avatars is simple enough on its own.

Think of it as a fresh start, granting new advantages.

[daddysavatar]

[This would take thought. On one hand, being a human. On the other hand, possibly gaining strength and understanding of those aspects she wanted...]

A "Fresh start" as a human and having human emotions.

[cava]

[He can't fault her for this reaction. He'd initially had the same doubts.]

Which, again, we needn't hold onto for long. Either way, did we not collect data on a number of things in that vein? Love, anger, greed...

What better way to understand our enemy than to become like them for a time?

Not to mention -- it will net us two complete copies of human data, with all the comprehension that we sorely need.

[daddysavatar]

Gathering the data that way would help papa more. There's less chance to screw up if it's directly loaded into our memory.

[And if it were two complete sets, at least she would see to it that she didn't fail in giving it back to Messiah as needed.]

I'll have to think about it.

[ofthemessiah]

No wonder the Vaglass were such a failure, the closest thing they had to a leader would choose to abandon power in pursuit of useless humanity.

[cava]

By understanding humanity, we can take what positive traits they possess for ourselves while losing nothing.

Is this not obvious? I have no intentions of keeping my newfound humanity.

[ofthemessiah]

Bah, I watch them for hundred of years as Gosei Angel and the only thing of value I learned from them, is that they are an ugly, selfish and shortsighted race of fools who should be purged from the Earth.

[cava]

I should say your own view is shortsighted, monsieur. Do you not see? How is it that time and time again, humans and their damnable Super Sentai have repulsed us and others?

I grant that they are worthless in the end, and oui! They deserve nothing less than extermination.

However, it is nothing short of foolish to underestimate them.

[brodad]

There's no way we'd be friends under any circumstances.

...But I don't have much of a choice. I have to stop you, even if my mun is going to make it as difficult as possible.

[cava]

Bonne chance, Blue Buster.

[and one of those fucking smug smiles he's done so many times.]

[pardonmyfrench]

A dream come true, no? [at last, a dream that isn't sheep that plug in.]

[cava]

[well this is vaguely surprising

Philip K Dick's corpse has some shit to answer for rn]

If I give it time, I suppose. It will have its share of problems, but nothing too difficult.

[pardonmyfrench]

[How many Escapes did we end up with?

we have the technology]

Let us be sure your newly found nature humaine is an advantage, rather than a hindrance.

[cava]

[YEAH BUT LOOK AT HOW THAT TURNED OUT]

I see no reason why it should be anything but!

Locke City will be in for quite an exciting time, non?

[pardonmyfrench]

[the only problem was creating one at once, clearly]

I expect nothing but the most exciting from you.

[red_pleather]

[...hey, I get that reference!]

I didn't know you dreamt, Enter.

Enters.

[pardonmyfrench]

There is a lot you do not know.

[red_pleather]

Such as?

[red_pleather]

Enter? What are you up to?